http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/4461392821.html

Quote :

"Just need to know - w4m - 23 Does anyone think that these are hot? Feeling attention deprived . Let me know your opinion! THX! "

Well, what do you think tww?

5/8/2014 10:52:56 PM

well, they are boobs. she's probably fat.

5/8/2014 10:55:52 PM

Yeah it looks like she possibly has a big belly.

5/9/2014 11:07:31 PM

its probably a dude postign it

5/9/2014 11:18:26 PM

From Raleigh Activities

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/4480560777.html

Quote :

"Well hello you! yes you! I hope your a Gosh Dang Superstar scoring MACHINE! If not...well keep on lookin bud! My co-ed team is looking for someone who simply does two things with their lives....Consumes oxygen, and SCORES FUCKIN' GOALS! You can be male or female, but if your female the only stipulation is we get to call you sugar muffin, REGARDLESS of your legal name, and you have to wear volley ball shorts to play in. These are basic league rules anyway so dont get all butt hurt please, i'm only following protocol. If you are male, well as Obama says..."males never fail!" Please shoot me an email with your career goal scoring percentage as well as a picture of you celebrating your most recent goal! We start in June so get your shit in gear and get back to me!"

5/22/2014 12:17:35 AM

that was for sure posted by you

5/22/2014 3:06:30 PM

^no...I don't post silly stuff like that when I post an ad for my team.

5/22/2014 3:47:01 PM

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cas/4486604235.html

Quote :

"!!!!Early morning fuck!!!! - w4m - 23 (philadelphia ) I am a wf looking for NSA with a wm to give me a experience of being ate out completely. Make me lose my mind and make me cum."

This is the same photo I posted from the Raleigh craigslist on the previous page. lol!

[Edited on May 26, 2014 at 1:59 AM. Reason : .]

5/26/2014 1:56:09 AM

do you check craigslist casual encounters often?

5/26/2014 2:01:52 AM

^some nights I read craigslist late at night when I have nothing better to do. I look at w4m, activities, and rants and raves in random cities.

[Edited on May 26, 2014 at 2:40 PM. Reason : .]

5/26/2014 2:39:26 PM

do you reply to the w4m ads? because they are probably just fat dudes jerking it to the cock pics you send them.

5/26/2014 2:51:41 PM

^No! The only ad I have ever responded to was for a tube tv that I didn't buy and an ad for some yard darts that I bought off of a guy in St Louis. Also, I forgot to ad that missed connections is another entertaining section.

5/26/2014 4:55:45 PM

Im selling a computer on craigslist currently, full specs, location, and price all listed, and the responses Ive gotten are so fucking stupid:

Moron: Does it play all the games at the highest detail?
Me: No; if it did, Id sell it for a lot more than $350.

Moron: How much do you want for it?
Me: The ad says $350
(because Im just going to ask for a lower amount right off the bat because you were kind enough to show interest in my item...you want to negotiate, making a fucking offer).

Moron: I can meet you this afternoon.
Me: Ok, cool, Im in North Raleigh near...
Moron: Oh crap, Im in Fayetteville.

[Edited on May 28, 2014 at 1:08 PM. Reason : -]

5/28/2014 1:07:41 PM

^I had that happen to me when I posted an ad looking for a free tube tv. I said I lived in Garner and people from Louisburg and Durham contacted me.

5/28/2014 3:26:44 PM

Quote :

" bj/hj for roses - m4w - 34 (smithfield) age : 34 Looking for bj/hj or more must be in smithfield and can host or car fun. Hit me up with stats and photo. Looking asap"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/4498225742.html

I get flowers for giving a hand job or blow job? ...wow, what a deal!

6/5/2014 5:15:33 PM

^It's not actually flowers. It is "code" for money. It's how people try to get away with attempting to offer prostitution on Craigslist without the police being able to bust them.

6/5/2014 5:27:59 PM

Friend sent me one

Quote :

"I want to take a shit on your dick - w4m greensboro.craigslist.org 23 years old. I want to take a shit on your dick and then you fuck me in my ass. I am real. The cards lost in extra innings."

6/5/2014 5:34:19 PM

Quote :

"Looking asap"

never make important decisions while horny

6/5/2014 6:35:48 PM

Quote :

" The cards lost in extra innings"

huh...?

6/5/2014 6:41:23 PM

^n00b.

They are trying to verify they aren't a bot. So they quote the weather, sports scores or current events.

6/5/2014 6:55:40 PM

Quote :

"I had that happen to me when I posted an ad looking for a free tube tv. I said I lived in Garner and people from Louisburg and Durham contacted me."

Yeah. I was in touch with this guy about buying something from him because he had an ad in raleigh.craigslist with the location in the ad saying Raleigh. We talk about time and location and he says that he's out of town and won't be back home till the following week, which is cool.

Week passes, I get up with him and he says he's home. He finally ends up giving me an address way out in Carthage. I'm like, "wtf, you said Raleigh in your ad!"

I was able to jew the hell out of him though

[Edited on June 6, 2014 at 12:44 AM. Reason : .]

6/6/2014 12:43:33 AM

^My favorite is when I put ads on their for my soccer teams. I always list the location as Raleigh/Wake Forest and mention multiple times that the games will be played at the WRAL Soccer Center in North Raleigh on Perry Creek Rd and then list the day we play on plus the kickoff times. I usually get a few responses from people and they ask me questions like, "Where are the games played at," or "What time is kickoff?" I always send them a return e-mail stating the details a second time and usually get told the fields are too far away, or the kickoffs are too late.

6/6/2014 12:54:58 AM

Quote :

"Blue eyed Boss man - w4m (NCSU) You are my supervisor's boss, I don't see you much but when I do it's hard for me to concentrate on what's coming out of your mouth. I keep thinking if you want to have sex with me as much as I want to have sex with you!!! You're married and so am I but with our schedules it'd be easy to git err done!! Where do we work? And who is my boss? Let's do this, I won't tell !!!"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/4526107412.html

Anyone here work at NCSU and know any of these people?

7/10/2014 1:09:58 AM

I have a free tube TV you can have. Color goes yellowy occasionally.

7/10/2014 10:38:40 AM

^I already found one many months ago.

7/10/2014 3:26:17 PM

http://missoula.craigslist.org/act/4527591848.html

Quote :

"Free Circus Monkey!!!! © craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap (google map) (yahoo map Free Circus Monkey!!! Doesn't know every trick but is very smart and teachable. Responds well to Joe. Very well trained and excellent behavior. Eats human food. Uses bathroom. needs a certain amount of space though. Free just call the phone number listed show contact info Phone is available 24/7. I may not pick up though, because of activities and such. Just be sure to call me later. Thank you."

7/19/2014 1:06:40 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/4577728863.html

Quote :

"Dr. Andrews - w4m - 28 Hey Doc. Do you read these? You are so smart. I swooned over your intelligence at every appointment. You fucked me twice. You have the biggest cock I've ever seen. It got weird cause you examine me and know all my issues and had brutal honesty that I took as rejection. I had to stop going. I miss you though. I think you're amazing. I don't think I'm your girl/future but I enjoyed our brief time. "

Does anyone know this doctor?

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 10:38 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2014 10:37:59 PM

Quote :

"Two girls needed for Fantasy Football Party (Saratoga Springs)"

Quote :

"Every year I host a fantasy football party/draft in Saratoga and usually have two girls run our draft board and serve drinks. Last year I moved to Houston so I am trying to find two girls in advance before I fly home for a week for the party. The job includes running the draft board, getting guys drinks, and of course doing it all in a bikini, or lingerie or some sexy outfit of your choice. We are not too picky. We do not hire strippers for the event because some of the guys are older and have wives and kids and feel a little weird HOWEVER we will tip and some of the guys will tip if you push the envelope. If you want to go topless that is your incentive and I'm sure you could make good tips doing it but it is not expected. The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old. Our draft party is scheduled for Thursday, August 14 around 7 PM and will probably last 4 hours. If interested I would ask that you and your friend be available to meet someone from the group at least once before I fly home just to verify you are legit and serious about entertaining the party. If I don't have two girls lined up and come through for us it would be a nightmare for me. Usually we only tip the girls so I can't say for sure what you would make but I would guarantee as a minimum $150 for each girl. I would promise at least that much out of my own pocket to make your time worthwhile. Serious inquiries only please. Include pictures in your email and please make sure you can commit to the 14th of August. Thanks "

http://albany.craigslist.org/tfr/4592024964.html

7/30/2014 4:57:54 PM

So having a stripper is weird, but having a girl running around topless in exchange for tips is ok?

Not to mention, by not hiring strippers you're basically guaranteed to only get responses from girls willing to get naked for strange men, but are too busted to get hired at the titty bar.

7/30/2014 5:26:44 PM

not to mention that whole thing is fucking pathetic

7/30/2014 8:11:49 PM

Quote :

" If you want to go topless that is your incentive "

http://youtu.be/G2y8Sx4B2Sk?

7/30/2014 8:55:34 PM

response to an ad I have for a fridge:

him: Come on 100 is been up here for a while nobody else wants it might as well sell it to me as get it off your hands anything is better then nothing
(translation: Come on, take $100. [It has] been up....)

me: then != than

him: What that mean



[Edited on August 13, 2014 at 11:42 AM. Reason : and based on the name and voice, it's a typical white guy]

8/13/2014 11:40:46 AM

^ i think i bought a mini-fridge from you a few years ago. A++ would buy again

8/13/2014 11:48:39 AM

What type of fridge? I need one for my basement

8/13/2014 12:14:45 PM

I want a basmeent fridge for $100

but only if there is no stairs in teh way of loading it

8/13/2014 12:17:40 PM

Here is a response i had to a room for rent.

8/13/2014 12:36:36 PM

LOL - wtf

he'd probably been better off not even telling you (how often do you run background checks on roommates? I don't...probably should)

plz try to get more details

8/13/2014 1:01:08 PM

^ Do you at least type their name into google? Sex offenders probably come up that way.

8/13/2014 8:35:54 PM

I had a prostitute try to rent from me once as well. She was decently hot and was willing to pay more in rent. Her 'booking agency' apparently kept an apartment for their activities over near lynnwood grill so hoing at my place was 'not going to be an issue'.

I decided to let her rent it for $700 but when she showed up to pay the deposit she rolled up in an escalade with an old white guy, came in and handed me 7 crisp $100s. I asked about the guy and said, oh thats just my friend. Knowing full well it was a sugar daddy and that she probably spent all her earnings somewhere else and told him to pay, i decided to give her money back and send her on her way.

8/14/2014 9:19:29 AM

you should have entertained it for at least a month

8/14/2014 10:22:29 AM

http://billings.craigslist.org/cas/4576312115.html

Quote :

"Chatting buds - w4m - 39 (Montana) Like it says, Im looking for people to chat with. Maybe more. Will not text so dont ask for number. Pretty sure my husband goes through my phone from time to time. Yes I am married. While the sex life is alright, I find that my sexual appetite is much larger then his. To Be blunt, Im horny all the fucking time...lol. Id like to find guys and gals to chat with. Email buddies. Email only!! If you want to know more just drop me a message and we'll go from there. P.S. He is asleep right now and im wide awake "

I hope he doesn't go through craigslist.

8/15/2014 8:45:18 PM

Quote :

"Dumpster diving buddy needed (Raleigh) Looking for a dumpster diving buddy. I have been doing all my diving on foot and am looking for a dumpster diving friend to assist me. Must be female. no males. I am willing to contribute towards gas if need be. So, if your a female dumpster diver. please message me. put trash to treasure as the subject line. so I know your real. thank you for reading this add. have a lovely day. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/4648680563.html

WTF?

[Edited on September 3, 2014 at 1:10 AM. Reason : .]

9/3/2014 1:09:43 AM

Quote :

"Seeking Fall Boyfriends 2 smart, funny, attractive girls each looking for a fall boyfriend with chill group of bro friends, now is the time you must start dating someone in order to spend the holidays together/go on ski trips/have a NYE kiss you're stoked on. Labor Day has happened, we are saying goodbye and filtering out our casual summer, meet up at 2 a.m. hook ups and are looking for boys we might be able to stand being sober around. Needed: 2 males interested in something steady/serious-ish as the weather fades from hot, humid, and care-free to crisp, chill Patagonia vest season. Interested parties should have a window in their bedroom and want to cuddle with the window slightly open to let the fresh autumn air in while a fall scented candle (that I'll buy for you, babe) fills the room with cozy comfort. Requirements Chill group of guy friends (preference will be given to bros who come from the same group of friends, just because that makes it easier and more fun for double date brunching) 27 and older 6 feet or taller (if you're 5'11" but have a personality to make up for the height difference, willing to consider it. Any shorter? Don't apply.) Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in College education. Ivy league preferred. Def in a frat or played a sport (lacrosse, crew, tennis, etc.) Probs spent at least 4 weekends in Montauk over the summer Activities can include but are not limited to Apple Picking Sunday Fundays Borrowing your pullover and returning it after an indecent amount of time, if at all Taking selfies in Patagonia vests/taking selfies while doing all activities #fall #boyfriendweather Watching football (aka me getting drunk while you watch football, and you thinking it's so adorable when I wear jeans and Converse to the bar and get blackout in your team's hat.) *sneakers show how chill and laid back I am < this is why it's kinda essential for the two boys to be friends so me and my friend can blackout together and I won't get bored. Cooking - Instagramming dish with captions such as "Fall night with my babe @yourhandle *heart emoji all the fall emojis*" Brunching outdoors until weather permits Strange how the night moves, with autumn closing in (If you don't know that song, don't apply) Looking forward to meeting you!"

http://jezebel.com/women-prep-for-autumn-with-craigslist-ad-seeking-fall-b-1632471706

9/10/2014 7:59:10 PM

Quote :

"sports,money Looking to play sports for money,and willing to try football,wrestling,boxing,mma,I will work and train hard"

LOL! I bet asking on craigslist to join a team is a good way to make it to the pros.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/4660233186.html

9/12/2014 9:42:04 PM

http://jezebel.com/guy-tries-to-hook-up-with-wifes-nurse-in-worst-craigsli-1660433730

http://onslow.craigslist.org/mis/4763548436.html

Quote :

"jacksonville, NC >personals >missed connections"

11/19/2014 12:44:27 PM

Quote :

"I work in the oilfield (mid 20's) and have no time to date so I'm looking for a homeless girl that wants a place to stay . You do not need to work just cook clean and bedroom fun. I want someone I can chill with watch movies with and play PS4 with and gamer girls are a plus. You go from the streets to a big comfortable bed , hot bubble baths , and good food and a person to cuddle with on the couch. I want a girl to take to movies walks in the park , and to share hot coco with when the winter comes. You must be drug free and willing to stay that way. I have a high sex drive and love to cuddle. If this sounds like something you would be willing to try please send a couple pics to prove you are real and put the word "Home" in the title. You must swallow. I am real and it has been a little rainy lately, in fact it's raining right now and all weekend!! Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation.....!! Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks"

http://jezebel.com/texas-man-searching-for-homeless-girl-roomie-for-baths-1668446748

12/9/2014 7:30:40 AM

I wonder if she has wifi in her box?

12/9/2014 2:57:15 PM

^^25 yr old homeless girl that doesn't use drugs? does not compute

12/9/2014 6:15:21 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/muc/4875846087.html

Quote :

" Groupies Wanted Middle-aged band of rockers seeks determined, athletic groupies. We could have "made it", but wives and families got in the way -- now seeking to make up for lost time. We play mostly 80's hair and Arena anthems. (Sometimes three or four correct chords in a row.) Seeking fit, energetic and compliant groupies to help us live the dream. RSVP with pictures for serious consideration."

[Edited on February 4, 2015 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .]

2/4/2015 8:28:38 PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/craigslist-hookups-linked-increase-hiv-cases-study-article-1.2101076

2/4/2015 10:27:52 PM