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10/6/2009 4:31:12 PM

home
nap
shower
dinner
trivia

IN THAT ORDER

10/6/2009 4:41:31 PM

this video has made my day, week, month, LIFE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tggZlm8zv4I

10/6/2009 4:42:24 PM

Dear Unkempt, Uncool, Really Annoying, New Coworker:

No, I do not need two additional hands to fix this monster of a paper jam that some idiot on the other side of the office created by improperly resetting the copier/printer resulting in a 700 page spit out of jibberish and wing dings.
You hovering over me while I fix this mess, trying to get my document in the mail b4 the courier leaves, is not helping. It's annoying. I can feel and hear you breathe and it is disgusting.

~LK

Dear Mail Chick:

Hey! Remember how you're not supposed to leave with the mail until 4:40 unless you have certified? Or if you have an errand to run as well, you should let everyone know with plenty of time to get their mail in b4 you go? YEAH...THAT WHOLE PART OF YOUR JOB THAT A MONKEY COULD DO????

Fuck you for not telling anyone until you're out the door thus pissing me off even further with the monster of a paper jam.

~LK

[Edited on October 6, 2009 at 4:53 PM. Reason : ]

10/6/2009 4:49:33 PM

More eHarmony-facespace cross checking

10/6/2009 4:55:59 PM

YOGA!

10/6/2009 4:56:55 PM

today was definitely not as bad as yesterday

but still pretty crappy

10/6/2009 5:00:22 PM

^ Boo to that. Have a glass of wine and chillax!

10/6/2009 5:01:36 PM

as soon as i'm done babysitting my niece tonight... wine will definitely be involved

10/6/2009 5:02:11 PM

Why wait til you're done?

10/6/2009 5:04:04 PM

haha cause unfortunately my brother in law is a TOTAL asshole and if i drink while i babysit he might actually harm me....

10/6/2009 5:09:37 PM

i should actually read my email every once in awhile

10/6/2009 5:14:56 PM

I need a fucking gimmick.

10/6/2009 5:16:46 PM

Dalai lama is definitely staying in the hotel next to me office. Ugh!

10/6/2009 5:30:56 PM

i need another job.

10/6/2009 5:42:01 PM

beer and some yoga . . . let's see what happens here.

10/6/2009 7:07:49 PM

God dammit, I want to love my job but I keep managing to get set up to end up looking like an ass by one group or the other.

If this starts affecting my career or my other work I'm going to have to get the hell out of here. I thought I had a good thing going here, too.

10/6/2009 7:07:58 PM

I wish this pizza would hurry up and finish cooking

10/6/2009 7:08:41 PM

My niece thinks the song is "single babies" not "single ladies"

she enjoys singing it loudly!

10/6/2009 7:11:20 PM

why the fuck are flight physicals so fucking difficult?!?!?!?!

10/6/2009 7:22:36 PM

10/6/2009 7:27:32 PM

i'm addicted to buffalo sauce

10/6/2009 7:28:21 PM

damn i forgot about that wedding this weekend

10/6/2009 7:29:54 PM

I had wings for lunch


and i made the sauce, so of course it was off the chain

10/6/2009 7:30:03 PM

fuck, half the pizza toppings fell off into the bottom of the oven

good thing I have extra pepperoni and cheese

10/6/2009 7:32:54 PM

lol extra chz eh

10/6/2009 7:33:25 PM

Woohoo she's already in bed. Nice that she's that easy to go to sleep. Even tells me when she's ready to go to bed, usually right at when she's supposed to go to bed

10/6/2009 7:48:09 PM

I AM SO IRRITATED!!!!!!!!!!!

10/6/2009 8:28:23 PM

Thinking about some amazing sex and how much I miss it

10/6/2009 8:45:12 PM

10/6/2009 8:45:16 PM

DOUBLE POAST

This is fucking awesomeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Quote :

"“I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trick-or-treaters, but what was in front of our open door was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.” "

10/6/2009 8:52:40 PM

^haha thats awesome



and why the fuck does my arm hurt so much?

10/6/2009 8:58:56 PM

^^ ahahaha, that is awesome.

10/6/2009 9:16:31 PM

I think my toe is either broken or seriously injured and it's making me really fucking cranky.

10/6/2009 9:48:26 PM

[Edited on October 6, 2009 at 9:48 PM. Reason : want some crack?]

10/6/2009 9:48:45 PM

kill me first then sprinkle it on my dead body

10/6/2009 9:50:34 PM

but you not black

10/6/2009 9:52:53 PM

I have needed entirely too much ibuprofen lately

10/6/2009 9:57:40 PM

i is tarred

10/6/2009 9:59:00 PM

oh me oh my should i try and get this job or no

10/6/2009 10:00:32 PM

might as well

10/6/2009 10:06:01 PM

Am still kind of surprised I saw Dan from The Biggest Loser in my store today.......and to think he now works for Gold's Gym. But good for him...he looks really good now.

I didn't know he was from Raleigh!?!

10/6/2009 10:07:33 PM

never before in my life have I wished to be in iowa

10/6/2009 10:12:55 PM

a guy ran a stop sign out in front of my apartment.

wouldn't be that big of a deal if he didn't almost hit a guy on a motorcycle.

who also happened to be a cop.

gg dude

10/6/2009 10:37:00 PM

paging Andrew Emser!!!

10/6/2009 10:38:33 PM

fuck Andrew Emser

I am defriending him if he doesn't reveal himself!!!!!!!!111

10/6/2009 10:44:58 PM

I'm gonna make a thread about Andrew Emser.

10/6/2009 10:46:04 PM

I ignored his friend invite.

10/6/2009 10:50:58 PM

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

10/6/2009 10:54:33 PM

i feel like such a dipshit participating in that

10/6/2009 11:02:46 PM