You ain't been hungry since Supreme Clientelle!

7/21/2006 7:12:27 PM

OH! "You are a faggot?":

"Yes" is the answer

7/21/2006 10:05:57 PM

SwissedLungz: black and white aint my style
textiles diva: you calling me a racist?
SwissedLungz: yes
textiles diva: okay :-)

8/5/2006 10:29:55 PM

12/28/2006 4:46:22 PM

Quote :

"LoveleeCami: hi Jeffy Pooh! :-) Mostdef11: Oh God Mostdef11: not this again LoveleeCami: lol"

12/28/2006 4:49:35 PM

textilesdiva: i made a badass sammich. toasted hazelnut puppy seed bread, sauteed almonds, sprouts, and shredded carrot (separately), and put lingonberry jam on one piece of bread, and spicy mustard on the other. havarti on a piece of the hot bread, then some turked, with almonds, carrots, and sprouts, and fresh ground black pepper, a little more turkey, fresh uncooked sprouts, the rest of the carrots, and then the other piece of bread. omg.
TWW user: dang that sounds GOOD
textilesdiva: it was
textilesdiva: it was REALY good
TWW user: if I had the choice between eating that and VitorBelfort's cock it would be a real dilemma!!!!

1/16/2007 9:57:51 PM

wooo send her right over (or him)

1/16/2007 10:01:00 PM

textilesdiva: speaking of grandmothers
textilesdiva: wanna see something VERY, VERY scary?
gaydudefromHS: hehe
gaydudefromHS: yup
textilesdiva: i love you
textilesdiva: http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1144/1169256170204qv2.jpg (<--NSFW)
gaydudefromHS: grandma???
textilesdiva: lol
gaydudefromHS: god im sick
textilesdiva: lol
textilesdiva: i warned you
gaydudefromHS: LOL
gaydudefromHS: that was HORRIBLE
textilesdiva: yeah.

[Edited on February 3, 2007 at 11:10 AM. Reason : fg;lk]

2/3/2007 11:09:58 AM

niiice

2/3/2007 11:13:53 AM

Quote :

"gaydudefromHS"

2/3/2007 11:33:32 AM

bttt

2/25/2007 10:46:57 PM

classic thread here

4/19/2007 11:20:06 PM

I Sent This Msg: WHY MUST I CRYYYYYYYYYY
kiljadn: ufoo
I Sent This Msg: damn
I Sent This Msg: I knew it

6/19/2007 4:37:44 PM

this thread is fucking old.

6/19/2007 5:16:41 PM

crassrepublican: do you have any young sons? I'm quite the tutor. Ever hear of a guy named Plato? I taught him for free. Well, almost.- Socrates
fr33n0r: lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
crassrepublican: hahah
crassrepublican: i thought you'd get a kick out of that
fr33n0r: i'm lollin
fr33n0r: i'm free
fr33n0r: free lollin
crassrepublican: omg freefallin knocked Megadeth's "Symphony of destruction" off the top spot in the charts.
Their follow-up "99 ways to die" caused over 100 thousand teenagers to give up masturbation out of spite

7/7/2007 8:28:11 PM

notsoinnocent (9:43:38 PM): http://www.free-vintage.com/erotic-vintage-photos/005/images/retro-cunts-1387.jpg
innocent (9:44:50 PM): good God.... you eat that woman out and cough up a hairball....
notsoinnocent (9:45:06 PM): omg
innocent (9:45:08 PM): gimme a shaved or trimmed pussy and I'm a happy man
notsoinnocent (9:46:14 PM): THIS one gives you a hairball
notsoinnocent (9:46:17 PM): http://206.161.121.140/forgottensex.com/st/thumbs/ao/21948.jpg
notsoinnocent (9:46:18 PM): like
notsoinnocent (9:46:21 PM): whoa
innocent (9:46:22 PM): oh Jesus
innocent (9:46:34 PM): OH
innocent (9:46:35 PM): MY
innocent (9:46:37 PM): DEAR
innocent (9:46:38 PM): SWEET
innocent (9:46:40 PM): LORD
innocent (9:46:42 PM): JESUS
innocent (9:46:43 PM): MAKE
innocent (9:46:44 PM): IT
innocent (9:46:46 PM): STOP
notsoinnocent(9:46:52 PM): <3
innocent (9:47:09 PM): please.... please.... i need pictures of young shaved pussy....
innocent (9:47:16 PM): please, woman...

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 9:50 PM. Reason : alkj]

10/2/2007 9:49:02 PM

[Edited on October 2, 2007 at 9:52 PM. Reason : gh]

10/2/2007 9:50:04 PM

bttt

3/20/2008 4:04:06 PM

ambrosia1231 (2:52:51 PM): what are you doing :-*
Auto response from mcfluffle (2:52:53 PM): kitteh

ambrosia1231 (2:52:58 PM): :-O

3/20/2008 6:05:13 PM

Quote :

"her pussy looked like it had been pushed over the side of a mountain"

3/21/2008 2:05:06 PM

excellence

Quote :

"[17:06] crassrepublican: SUPLOL [17:06] *** Auto-response sent to crassrepublican: I need someone to bring me some chicken noodle soup* *Note: I will cough on you. But I will cough on you out of love....not spite. [17:08] Mostdef11: hey [17:08] *** "crassrepublican" signed on at Fri Mar 21 17:08:51 2008. [17:09] crassrepublican: i'm totally in a chat with some username that I thought was you and now I think he wants to make out with me [17:09] crassrepublican: [17:09] Mostdef11: hahahah [17:09] Mostdef11: nah, it's not me [17:09] Mostdef11: I only have 3......only one that I use (this one) [17:09] crassrepublican: all i did was say "i was at the gas station and got the "chocobo riding music" stuck in my head. and now i can't download it. I'd blast that shit in my car if i had it [17:10] Mostdef11: lol [17:10] Mostdef11: you're grown. you should know better [17:10] crassrepublican: holy fuck you just admonished me didn't you [17:11] crassrepublican: GO AHEAD LOOK IT UP . CHOCOBO IS FOR ALL PEOPLEZ [17:12] Mostdef11: I'm like the Uncle that pays for your college.....but molests you while you're younger"

3/21/2008 4:16:31 PM

perv (11:54:44 PM): relationships dawg
perv (11:55:04 PM): A- fuck without all the bagage and feel good shit
brosia (11:55:16 PM): 2_ cuddle bitch
brosia (11:55:21 PM): 3 - someone to play with your hair
brosia (11:55:33 PM): 4 - 'i'm thirsty. bring me a glass of water plz'
perv (11:56:16 PM): OMG
brosia (11:56:24 PM): man
perv (11:56:26 PM): i TOTALLY forgot that you can do that with men you like
brosia (11:56:29 PM): LOL
perv (11:56:30 PM): they WILL get you water
perv (11:56:32 PM): FUCK
brosia (11:56:35 PM): LOL <3
perv (11:56:40 PM): now I totally want a boyfriend!!!!
brosia (11:56:43 PM): LOL
perv (11:57:08 PM): anal + H20 = ALL AMERICAN HOUSEWOMAN DREAMZ B!!
brosia (11:57:19 PM): AHAHAHA

3/28/2008 11:03:22 PM

Jen: parksyrecreation (12:02:36 PM): you have been on my to do list lfor LITERALLLY over a week
me (12:02:37 PM): tanks for recognizing the need to
me (12:02:41 PM): OH MY GOD
me (12:02:43 PM): I LOVE YOU
jen (12:02:49 PM): aaaaaaahahahah
jen (12:02:51 PM): <3

5/28/2008 12:02:06 PM

Quote :

"Mos Def IS Samuel L. Jackson IN DANNY GLOVER: The Morgan Freeman Story"

--Fermat

my brainstem is still a little frozen

6/23/2008 9:45:30 PM

Quote :

"crassrepublican (09:39:22 PM): so people are all like "OMG YOU HAVE GREAT HANDS" crassrepublican (09:39:35 PM): but i punch them in the face and show them my feet and penis"

7/3/2008 1:41:45 AM

wow, buzzard512

he needs to make a comeback

but i think he owes his buddy list like 200,000 dollars

7/3/2008 1:47:41 AM

hah

7/3/2008 1:55:04 AM

troopofechos: go nap
****: in a minute
****: i'm still trying to talk you into coming to see me :-*
troopofechos: *grins* don't you know that wearing me down doesn't work by now?
****: dang it
troopofechos: haha
****: i guess i do now
****: ok new plan
****: i have candy
****: want some candy?
troopofechos: WHAT KINDDA CANDIES
****: sweettarts
****: and nerds
****: and skittles
troopofechos: *narrows eyes* all girls like sweettarts, nerds, and skittles
****: yes they do
troopofechos: haha
troopofechos: yeah we do
****: i also have a puppy
troopofechos: what kind of puppy
****: a unicorn puppy
troopofechos: hahahhahha
****: with wings
troopofechos: wtf is this, Lisa Frank

8/16/2008 12:43:48 PM

nerdchick (9:27:24 AM): my dad's french press! 8-)
me (9:29:22 AM): mine's broken
me (9:29:23 AM): i think
me (9:29:26 AM): or else I don't have it?
nerdchick (9:29:38 AM): the mini one?
nerdchick (9:29:45 AM): you had two, I payed for one
nerdchick (9:29:50 AM): don't know what you did with yours!
me (9:29:51 AM): yeah
me (9:29:56 AM): i have no idea where it is?
nerdchick (9:30:07 AM): I dunno but I bet you're keeping a buttoy in there
nerdchick (9:30:13 AM): ;-)
me (9:30:23 AM): lol
nerdchick (9:32:25 AM): some day you're gonna find it and make a cup of butt flavored coffee
nerdchick (9:32:36 AM): LOL they should sell beans like that
nerdchick (9:32:45 AM): instead of hazlenut or whatever
me (9:32:46 AM): actually
me (9:32:48 AM): they di,
nerdchick (9:32:49 AM): hazlebutt?
me (9:32:50 AM): do
nerdchick (9:32:56 AM): LOL!
me (9:33:00 AM): not quite how you think
me (9:33:00 AM): but
me (9:33:08 AM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
nerdchick (9:34:15 AM): WOW!
nerdchick (9:34:22 AM): $50/cup that's baller
me (9:35:55 AM): http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o13/brobrobroseph/Random/1219669279707.jpg
nerdchick (9:36:21 AM): LOLOL
nerdchick (9:36:25 AM): this is a great morning
me (9:36:40 AM): :-)
nerdchick (9:36:42 AM): hurricanes, weasel butt coffee, and james bond got rickrolled!!!!!
nerdchick (9:36:51 AM): I'm LOLing IRL all over the place

9/6/2008 9:41:28 AM

9/6/2008 9:52:51 AM

in this thread, i impress everyone who ever needed to be impressed on tww




OH DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED

5/23/2013 12:56:54 AM

LOLOLOL

Quote :

"Mos Def IS Samuel L. Jackson IN DANNY GLOVER: The Morgan Freeman Story"

--Fermat

5/23/2013 1:03:50 AM

5/26/2013 7:36:11 PM

you got this, fermat

5/26/2013 8:10:08 PM

Lol!

5/26/2013 8:13:17 PM

Ahahaah

5/26/2013 8:54:31 PM

She's a feisty one

5/26/2013 8:56:52 PM

I need me a woman who fights back.

The whole hobo thing?: HOT

5/26/2013 11:48:58 PM

i just did a #TBT on TWW

5/1/2014 2:30:10 PM

garbage-ass thread full of people who aren't as clever as they think

it's the whole message boards in microcosm

if you put it under a microscope, there'd be a little Morphine Boy waving at you

[Edited on May 1, 2014 at 4:00 PM. Reason : remember in ninja turtles when the foot slapped april]

5/1/2014 4:00:32 PM

buncha low rent jerkoffs

5/1/2014 7:08:46 PM

I found the racist sandwich picture by googling JELLY

5/1/2014 7:54:35 PM

i'll be damned.

5/1/2014 8:08:55 PM