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9/24/2004 1:15:59 AM

Dear Starbuck's

Please let Stephanie work tomorrow so that I can get free stuff, like the new pumpkin spice flavor. Also, as long as you're near him, tell Bruegger's Bagels to have Michelle or Omari working so that I can get some free bagels. It would really make the day go by easier, and start my weekend off nicely.

Sincerely Yours,
Evan

9/24/2004 1:17:59 AM

Dear Meredith College,
thanks for nothing!

9/24/2004 1:18:38 AM

i thought the Starbucks on Hillsborough closed......or are you talking about a different one?

9/24/2004 1:18:39 AM

Dear my website:

I looked at your visitor counter today. September is now second place for # visitors in 2004. Maybe we can get September into #1 before it ends.

I hope that you liked how I changed a few of your albums around today. I think it should make it easier for visitors to navigate you. http://charliesimages.com/ipw-web/gallery/albums.php is better than the 4-5 seperate galleries before.

Oh, and good news. Brooke's studio session is this weekend. Maybe we will have some of her images on your pages next week!

Oh, and you are doing a great job of being a reliable website, easy to view, and great links.

"iphotou"

9/24/2004 1:19:59 AM

Dear Insufficient Funds
Thanks for ruining my morning. Because of you I couldn't buy my early morning Stoufer's pizza to satiate my hunger. I hate you. Don't worry, at noon Mr. Paycheck will take care of your sorry ass.

Until next time
StateisGreat

9/24/2004 5:02:24 AM

they talk to me too but then i show them how i can shoot the fun off of the monkeybars from 40 paces with my eyes closed and then they're all like "haha we were just kidding capitalism loves you"

9/24/2004 5:03:37 AM

dear tww,

i am really fucking bored, kinda sad, a little lonely, and all i ask is that i could fall asleep and stop pushing the refresh button

9/24/2004 5:08:52 AM

Dear wisdom tooth,

You day has come, motherfucker. You're outta here.

Regards,
Jax

9/24/2004 7:11:18 AM

dear dunkin donuts,

why aren't you open?

9/24/2004 1:20:46 PM

Dear Eye-patch,

I love you so much and you are so silky and beautiful. Ordering you from England was one of the best things i've ever done. Enclosed is a pic of us that i treasure. you make me so happy, and you've helped me with the ladies too!

Love Always,
Danny




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9/24/2004 1:25:18 PM

Dear PS 101,

I hate you. You are a waste of bandwidth.

~~Kyle

9/26/2004 5:40:59 PM

dear new harddrives,

please arrive at the current office before we move next week. that'd be great.

Thanks,
-Brian-

9/26/2004 5:48:02 PM

dear sociology paper,

please write yourself and turn
yourself in tomorrow. i dont feel like it
thanks

katie

9/26/2004 5:53:17 PM

Dear TWW,

you are a slut
you'll let anyone come on you and fuck around


see you tonight

9/26/2004 6:39:39 PM

Dear beer pudge,
You seem to have presented yourself rather quickly after the last couple of weeks. I'm doing sit-ups almost every day but you don't seem to be showing any signs of diminishing.
Please go away as you are taking away from my positive self-image.
Thanks,
C

9/26/2004 6:44:47 PM

Dear apartment floor,

Why weren't you built thicker? I'm sick of that bitch below me hitting the ceiling everytime I play any music.

signed, Antonio

Dear bitch below me,

Plz die, so you can qualify for this thread.

Worst regards, Antonio

9/26/2004 6:51:28 PM

Dear Job,
Why are you such a needy bitch? Why do I constantly have to be there for you and make sure things don't fuck up? Why are you so high maintenance? I mean GD, there are equipment techs that are specifically paid to do some of the stuff that I do. I want more time to myself or we're going to break up.

Shove it,
Scott

9/26/2004 7:40:53 PM

dear wireless dsl,
you are such a bitch
i should beat you like i beat my dick

dear dick,
you are such a bitch
i should beat you like you owe me money

dear money,
you are such a bitch
i need to get you to get a bitch

good bitchin night

9/27/2004 3:26:00 AM

dear hwork

im just going to start working on you now. but i want you to know. that i hate you.

xoxoxoxo
jessica

9/27/2004 3:26:55 AM

Dear remnants of Jeanne,

Please make it rain so much that the cancel classes on tuesday so i dont hafta get up from my lovely sleep to study for a test!

kkthnx

~E

9/27/2004 3:28:59 AM

Dear thread,

everytime i read your title i think it says "Write letters to inmmates"

sorry for the misunderstanding

golovko

9/27/2004 3:29:29 AM

dear roomate's blanket,
why are you always in the floor,
do you not like being on the bed,
i will hide you under the sink

-Wes

9/27/2004 4:04:31 AM

^heheheh ok that made me giggle

9/27/2004 4:09:54 AM

i wonder how long it will take him to notice his blanket is gone, and find it, probably days

9/27/2004 4:23:16 AM

Dear emergency brake (under my dashboard)
Thank you for sticking out just so I could hurt my toe on you...
I really appreciate you holding my car in place on hills, but this latest trauma you have caused me isn't worth it.
I am terribly pissed at you, well until I have to park on a hill again.

Dear ice and band aids,
Thank you for taking care of the toe that the parking break so easily tore to shreds.
I love you!

~A~

9/27/2004 9:46:11 AM

Dear Centennial Shuttle,

I know you are the joke of NC State transportation, and your route doesn't make an ounce of God damn sense, but honestly, why are you late? Every day? Always? YOU ONLY HAVE ONE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING STOP ON THE ENTIRE CAMPUS. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU CAN NEVER FUCKING SHOW UP WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF THE TIME IT SAYS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PAMPHLET? CHRIST.

9/27/2004 9:48:57 AM

dear car

please dont fall apart until i can trade you in.

many thanks,
-Brian-

9/27/2004 9:53:24 AM

dear money,
where do you go?!
please come back to me!

9/27/2004 10:32:29 AM

dear plastic forks, I never knew how much I needed you until you were gone. I know there are some of you in the trashcan next to my desk.. but I am not quite that desperate.. I will attempt to use a spoon for now.

9/27/2004 11:24:20 AM

dear all buses that go to and from centennial

please have better routes. oh, and stop near the college inn.

kissies!
jessica

9/27/2004 11:30:04 AM

dear distance to my next class,

why you gotta be so god damn motherfucking far away

9/27/2004 11:31:06 AM

Dear Stoli; Tanqueray; Remy and Hypnotiq.

Please stop hurting my head and spare the lives of some asprin.

Thanks muchly,
Brian

9/27/2004 11:51:39 AM

dear pm's

keep on a coming. i enjoy it when you make my inbox green.

Thanks,
-Brian-

9/27/2004 11:59:59 AM

dear bras,

why can't you be easier to undo, like velcro or something, because schmucks like me haven't figured it out yet.

Love,
Eric

9/27/2004 12:07:41 PM

Dear Organic and Calculus Tests

Why must you both be on the same day? Has anyone clued either one of you to the fact that THERE ARE FOUR OTHER DAYS IN THE WEEK? Why have you both chosen Monday to torture me? You can both die and burn in hell, but my grades depend on your bitch asses. With that in mind, please give me an A.

C-ya next week
StateIsGreat

9/27/2004 12:17:37 PM

dear boys who cant undo bras,

find a girl friend that will let you borrow a bra
attach it to a pillow or something
practice

xoxoxox
jessica

9/27/2004 12:18:30 PM

well maybe before too long i'll get the chance to learn it on the real thing

9/27/2004 12:20:52 PM

Dear Wolfweb,
You are like my other boyfriend. You're here when I want something to do at 4am and while I'm avoiding homework in the afternoon. We've had our fights, and sometimes you just aren't as funny as you used to be, but you still have some good qualities left.
I'm glad we've found a happy medium where we can still see other people, but no matter what, I'll always have time for you.

Love,
Misha

9/28/2004 5:39:00 PM

dear gym

stop hurting me or i'll never see you again.

9/28/2004 5:51:40 PM

Quote :

"dear boys who cant undo bras, find a girl friend that will let you borrow a bra attach it to a pillow or something practice xoxoxox jessica"

i LOLOLed

it usually takes me about 0.5 seconds to unhook a bra with one hand, but anytime I think i'm being really smooth the damn thing rebels and brings me down a notch by refusing to let go

9/28/2004 5:54:03 PM

Dear Right Hamstring,
Please quit being stubborn. I won't work on fixing you until you let me move. Also, tell the rest of my leg to cooperate as well. As well as my entire right side, while we're on it.
Dear Florida,
Why are you still there?
Dear Ground,
Quit eating my shoes.
Dear Bra,
Get your act together. If you don't, you'll be receiving some non-slip adhesive.
- chrsitine.

9/28/2004 5:59:20 PM

Quote :

"dear walmart socks, why do you come in a resealable bag? i just want to wear you, not eat you bye"

ok i bet i can explain this... several years ago, when i was 16 (ya i am old), i wored for a temp agency in the summer for about 2 weeks until i found a more permanent job. one of the assignments given to me was at a local sock mill. at the mill, i was put in the "sorting/re-sorting" department. basically, socks that didn't sell came back to the distribution center where sorters would tear open the bag, take all the socks out, and then re-sort them into different packaging arrangements (either different color combos or different numbers/package). they would then be sent down to packaging where they would be re-packaged. so i would venture to say this [resealable bags] is a way the sock companies save on plastic and re-packaging costs.

ok my letter,

Dear Piece of Chocolate,

Thank you for tasting so sweet and thankyou for spiking my sugar. I needed that boost and my only regret is that I have no more of you. Please to send more of your chocolate friends.

Thankyou,
Me

9/28/2004 5:59:54 PM

Dear Goodberry's,

I'm seeing you tonight. Be ready for me....you know how I like it

<3 Superdude

9/28/2004 6:02:06 PM

Vicodin,

I :heart: you! Although, my jaw/mouth is still a bit sore. I appreciate the fact you are keeping me from hell, but I mean, come on, I just had surgery this morning, can't you do a tad bit better?

Thanks
(PS I look foward to swallowing you again shortly )

10/7/2004 4:27:04 PM

Dear Crabs,

Please go away.thx


poopface

10/7/2004 4:28:17 PM

Dear glass of sweet tea,

thank you for being so delicious



I love you and will make more when I get home

~A~

10/7/2004 4:29:03 PM

Dear Jesus' right sandal,

Do you stink? How were you made? Were you made by a child....laboring on sandal after sandal for ungrateful Bethlehemians? Have you ever felt lamb crap?

What happened to you after Jesus was crucified? How much would you be worth today if someone had you in their possession?

Did Jesus smack you on Mary Magdelene's ass?

10/7/2004 5:29:43 PM

Dear thong,

why are you so fun to snap?


regards,
Eric

10/7/2004 5:30:43 PM

dear dorm room,

could you please clean yourself for once?!?
you seem to have no problem getting messy

get to it.

<3 katie

10/7/2004 5:45:56 PM