someone gets shot next week?

2/13/2007 8:59:26 PM

i think he shoots himself

2/13/2007 8:59:52 PM

saves the legal system a bunch of trouble and money

2/13/2007 9:00:29 PM

i was wondering...

could a local nbc affiliate do something similar?

2/14/2007 12:56:43 PM

hahaha are they?

someone let me know if they ever pull a gun and start taking a stand against entrapment and those fucking twisted people over at perverted justice and dateline

[Edited on February 14, 2007 at 1:16 PM. Reason : until then i'll be watching something else]

2/14/2007 1:15:52 PM

i forget about this show every fucking week

i only catch it by accident

2/14/2007 1:19:47 PM

if anyone here ever gets caught...

when chris hanson asks you what you are doing there, please say

"IMMA TRYNA GET LAAAAAIIIIIIID!"

and ham it up solely for entertainment value

2/14/2007 1:26:16 PM

I think we should make a 'video' of 'To Catch a Predator: Beastiality Unit'.

2/14/2007 1:27:44 PM

yeah, get online and tell him that you're a donkey thats all about some anal

2/14/2007 1:29:04 PM

I'm also waiting for the day that Chris Hanson eats lead.

2/14/2007 3:38:14 PM

What time is it on?

2/14/2007 3:41:11 PM

i think its great these scum bags are off the street.

however, i think its fucked up that they are arrested for committing a crime they didnt commit. they dont have sex with a minor and they arent soliciting from a minor...only someone pretending to be one.

they are def. towing the line of whats constitutional.

2/14/2007 3:58:30 PM

they should get a real 13 year old
let them get it on
then arrest them mid-coitus

they'd get the highest ratings ever

2/14/2007 4:01:33 PM

how does spicy food cause the shits?
Posted 09.18.2003 by Dr. Adams (189)
My Shihtzu has a habit of picking her poop up off her poopy pad and carrying it somewhere else in the house and hiding it. The vet told me this is some sort of protective maternal thing that spayed female dogs do. But the real problem is my toddler now copies the pooch and is carrying his turds in his mouth and hiding them under his bed. Should I be worried about this behavior, or do you think it's just a phase?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dr. Adams responds:
I am actually horrified that someone could be stupid enough to ask me this question!
Let me make sure I am clear here. You are asking me if I think you should be worried about your toddler carrying dog feces in his mouth???

First off, the fact that you could ask this question indicates to me that you are not fit to be a parent and pose a danger to the health and well being of your toddler. If you came to me in person and actually asked me this question, I would call the police and have you arrested for child abuse.

So obviously, the answer to your question is that your toddler should not be anywhere NEAR the dog feces. Dog feces are dangerous to all humans, especially little ones who do not have fully developed immune systems.

-- Dr. Adams

_________________

Dr. Adams is a resident in the Department of Internal Medicine at North Shore University Hopsital in Manhasset, NY. Got a question for him?

2/14/2007 4:03:06 PM

It's on right now.
About to catch a district attorney.
Dude is going to shoot himself soon.

2/20/2007 8:38:15 PM

fuck I knew I was missing something

2/20/2007 8:39:09 PM

yeah i'm hoping this turns out to be the best one yet - funny so far

2/20/2007 8:39:16 PM

yeah, I always mostly miss this

2/20/2007 8:39:29 PM

Oh wait...I paused the DVR while I cooked some dinner, so all that stuff I said has probably already happened.

2/20/2007 8:44:04 PM

ive never seen this before...

2/20/2007 8:44:25 PM

ok never talk to anyone underage in texas

2/20/2007 8:46:08 PM

what channel is this on?

2/20/2007 8:49:01 PM

damn that DA figured out what was going on and knew shit was going to go down

2/20/2007 8:49:04 PM

are most of the guys they bust still indian/paki ? seemed to be a trend last i heard :-/ seriously, is the race just incapable of picking up subtle hints?

2/20/2007 8:50:19 PM

channel 45 on twc, but one of the annoying political guys is on now. bill o reilly is still the king of annoyance on 58.

2/20/2007 8:53:33 PM

it's on channel 6 - ignore the previous channel comment

2/20/2007 8:54:40 PM

"Howdy"

2/20/2007 8:55:44 PM

thx, nbc is the channel i gave though

2/20/2007 8:55:46 PM

How are these people trying to act like it is Dateline's fault or poor police work?

Cops came to his house and he shot himself in the head. Innocent or guilty he did that to himself.

[Edited on February 20, 2007 at 9:05 PM. Reason : l]

2/20/2007 9:03:48 PM

what happened?

2/20/2007 9:14:44 PM

I'm finally watching last week's episode - the fat guy who showed up looking for a 13 year old boy is cracking me up.

"I've never done really anything; I've done a little bit of the water sports, but nothing else."

2/25/2007 8:57:35 PM

WTF is "water sports" referring to? I heard that and was like

2/25/2007 9:09:45 PM

he probably likes to piss on teenagers.

2/25/2007 9:10:46 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

2/25/2007 9:12:09 PM

oh snap.

we back

2/27/2007 8:02:10 PM

2/27/2007 8:04:00 PM

http://www.ncleg.net/Sessions/2007/Bills/Senate/HTML/S17v1.html

2/27/2007 8:06:10 PM

i was in the office at this time, i do not chat in the morning


lickin.. I have my wife, why i need some girl?

2/27/2007 8:06:57 PM

LOL, this guy is awesome.

2/27/2007 8:07:24 PM

1400 .. holy shit

2/27/2007 8:08:23 PM

haha. what a nigger arab

2/27/2007 8:10:59 PM

So is this a weekly show now? I hope so, cause this shit never gets old.


On a side note, I wonder how long before a TWWer ends up on here.

2/27/2007 8:11:31 PM

esgargs

2/27/2007 8:12:14 PM

damn that girl is hot

2/27/2007 8:14:06 PM

she is 19.

so it aint childsplay.

but over the computer is what got them

2/27/2007 8:15:33 PM

how many decoys did that one guy talk to???

2/27/2007 8:18:42 PM

like 5 total

haha

2/27/2007 8:20:02 PM

Yea, I'd tag that high pitched blonde chick playing decoy.

[Edited on February 27, 2007 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ]

2/27/2007 8:22:03 PM

all these guys are white or indian or paki

now what does that say?

2/27/2007 8:22:20 PM

Black people don't have computers?

2/27/2007 8:22:37 PM