5 pages of penis envy

6/25/2008 11:40:33 AM

raging hard-on penis envy it seems

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"I'd facefuck a chick Then stick it in her ass"

^fantasizing much?

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 11:55 AM. Reason : ^]

6/25/2008 11:54:36 AM

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"this is just me but I think it is disrespectful for the guy to unload in your mouth. If I were a guy I would not do that. I think it is possible to control that. "

sure it's possible, but it's a real buzzkill.

6/25/2008 12:07:07 PM

Quote :

"I'd facefuck a chick Then stick it in her ass"

obviously from a chick, as a guy knows how much more degrading it is to stick it in her ass & then facefuck her

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"this is just me but I think it is disrespectful for the guy to unload in your mouth. If I were a guy I would not do that"

why i hate my ex, now i can't foresee myself ever seriously dating a chick who doesn't swallow

[Edited on June 25, 2008 at 12:11 PM. Reason : 2]

6/25/2008 12:07:44 PM

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"this is just me but I think it is disrespectful for the guy to unload in your mouth"

wait, what?

6/25/2008 12:26:23 PM

better to be "DROPPING LOADS!!" in your ass then?

6/25/2008 1:05:37 PM

I can't believe Artie is out again today

6/25/2008 1:12:04 PM

Bump bc I addressed this before BuzzFeed

http://www.buzzfeed.com/dayshavedewi/if-women-were-men-for-a-day?utm_term=.ov3WWRQ73e


And God damn 24 yr old me was vulgar.
And ambrosia
And before someone says anything, this was a parody at the time which is why the title is like this. I forget what.

[Edited on February 11, 2015 at 9:38 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2015 9:32:59 PM

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"It sucks then, I would rather finish in the vag then get a bj then have to finish myself. Pulling out is never fun for cumming. "

Seriously. That would be a relationship deal-breaker, right there.

2/11/2015 9:36:43 PM

nice bump

2/11/2015 9:38:36 PM

what does it feel like when you have your balls sucked?

2/11/2015 10:01:15 PM

ball sucking does nothing for me

2/11/2015 10:06:49 PM

yeah, i'd rather you stick with the penis pretty much 10 times out of 10.

2/11/2015 10:13:07 PM

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2/11/2015 10:18:49 PM

I don't like doing it either.

2/11/2015 10:24:07 PM

Here's my comment from EMCE's thread a few years ago:

It's not that it's bad. It's not even that it's not good.

It's that it takes away from the time that she could spend having my penis in her mouth instead.




If the situation ever arises where my penis is in your mouth, don't remove it to suck any balls. We'll both be happier that way.

2/11/2015 10:27:38 PM

2/11/2015 10:28:43 PM

2/11/2015 10:37:17 PM

Please bump that thread; it appears I received no responses to my query.

2/11/2015 11:16:24 PM

How many of you shave your legs?

2/13/2015 3:02:30 PM

~

2/13/2015 3:08:13 PM

Only guys that shave their legs that I'm aware of are competitive swimmers.

2/13/2015 3:17:37 PM

having my balls sucked gives me a weird sensation

2/13/2015 3:32:33 PM

I shave my left leg above the knee for solidarity

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2/13/2015 3:39:32 PM

That kang .gif is sooo cute

2/13/2015 3:40:09 PM

Also having your balls sucked is exactly like juggling (not that I know how to juggle). Its cool for like 10 seconds but the whole time you wonder how long it will last and how your life ended up at this moment. Also something about BALLS moving around

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2/13/2015 3:42:38 PM

So long as it isn't all the time a little ball sucking can be nice as long as she is gentle. Just make sure you move back to the penis quick enough and you are fine. Its one of those things that doesnt really feel all that better but the fact you are willing to put my balls in your mouth makes it feel nice.

2/13/2015 3:47:16 PM

hmmm so it's not like juggling breasts, at all

2/13/2015 3:48:43 PM

^^Exactly. Nobody wants to live with someone who juggles, but when you're a little drunk its not so bad for a sec

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2/13/2015 3:49:02 PM

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"I had a girl give me a hug one time @ rum runners and left a slug trail on my leg... I have to say.. if i knew the girl well and i was the only one she did that to it may have been hot but since she was just "that girl from my history class" i washed my leg asap"

man that post is hilarious

2/16/2015 1:35:09 PM

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"what does it feel like when you have your balls sucked?"

i think it's something that looks neat on porn or whatever, but i'd rather not have that happen regularly.

2/16/2015 1:54:00 PM

Having your dick sucked by 1 girl while another licks and lightly sucks your balls is one of the best things ever.

2/16/2015 4:05:17 PM

i dont like my balls sucked at all

licking is fine, sucking not so much

2/16/2015 6:22:24 PM

Personally, I just thank goodness that we're finally getting to the bottom of how to help you guys experience orgasm as artlessly and quickly as possible.

I, for one, was wildly confused about this issue.

2/16/2015 6:36:48 PM

I enjoy the overall experience and recommend enjoying the entire thing before just blowing your load.

Just my opinion.

2/16/2015 6:43:05 PM