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"your breath needs freshening after all that"

I've mentioned this before but young guys' semen just tastes aweful. I think 20-year-olds pack a lot more acid than 50-year-olds for some reason. But there's been times when he (older guy) ejaculates twice in a short period of time the second time is acidic as well and then I definately need some mouthwash, kiss or no kiss.

9/25/2007 9:43:05 AM

hmm

couple options there

one could be that the old guy's second volley is somewhat equivalent to the load from the 20 dude who was furiously beating off all day, as in both loads have had less time to cured, while the first 50 year old shot has had time to mature

other could be a better diet in the old dude

i think i need to find better ways to avoid doing work

9/25/2007 9:48:15 AM

dweller, think what you are trying to say is that an old man's semen actually has very little sperm in it, and this is what differentiates the taste of young and old semen, i would think. and not only that, an old vas deferens may have some issues, thus removing the great taste of a young man's jizz.

9/25/2007 9:50:14 AM

Great taste, lol.

I'm sure your opinion is much more experienced than mine.

9/25/2007 9:55:35 AM

i have reputable sources who's data is consistent with other reputable sources that i know. great taste, and more filling.

9/25/2007 9:57:03 AM

You do know you'd need a whole hell of a lot of cum to get full off of it, right? I mean, 2 mLs is just an appetizer.

60 million spermies per mL, lol. Sounds like a lot anyway.

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 10:00 AM. Reason : .]

9/25/2007 9:58:02 AM

mine has a time release mechanism

9/25/2007 10:00:25 AM

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"She's a woman. Do you really expect her to make sense?"

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"Sex : F"

aha

9/25/2007 10:11:36 AM

This thread is starting to get a little

9/25/2007 10:27:49 AM

god dammit, yea, someone come up with a new question that won't end up in fucshia describing her semen preference

9/25/2007 10:29:36 AM

^aborts topic

9/25/2007 10:38:24 AM

Why the fuck are girls so insecure. They seriously do not understand how or why I trust them not to fuck around.. it's really getting old having to act half jealous over some random dude they've been friends with since 2nd grade just so they'll shut the hell up about me not caring

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 10:41 AM. Reason : a]

9/25/2007 10:41:08 AM

i hate the bs that comes with relationships

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 5:20 PM. Reason : ,]

9/25/2007 5:19:56 PM

how do i keep my hair silky and manageable?

9/25/2007 5:30:42 PM

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"having to act half jealous over some random dude they've been friends with since 2nd grade just so they'll shut the hell up about me not caring "

You don't HAVE to do that. dezidelight and I were just having a conversation about the inanity of jealous boyfriends.

Not all chicks want you to act jealous, or even half-jealous.

9/25/2007 7:23:32 PM

^^paging John Edwards. John Edwards, aisle 5, please.

9/25/2007 10:59:16 PM

Oh Vix, you're so awesome. Do you have a friend like you?

9/26/2007 12:21:10 PM

Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused? I'm like wtf, what's the point of success if you can't have a life?

10/1/2007 7:46:48 PM

hahah it just means they don't wanna hang out with you

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"Don't try to find it Make the time"

I mean really, if someone wants to see you, they will find a way

things are much simpler than people make them out to be sometimes

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:50 PM. Reason : not trying to be mean ]

10/1/2007 7:50:05 PM

^^ If you love your job/school work, there's no need to segment it from the rest of your life.

Also, if you have a good job, it makes having a good life easier too.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM. Reason : ]

10/1/2007 7:51:15 PM

I think it's funny when girls think guys are dumb and that they don't have a clue about whats up

lies only work for so long



[heisman on that ho]

10/1/2007 7:52:56 PM

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"Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused?"

am i the only one that likes a broad thats focused on school and jobs?

10/1/2007 7:56:18 PM

you're totally gonna get laid now!

10/1/2007 7:57:20 PM

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"Oh Vix, you're so awesome. Do you have a friend like you? "

Thanks, and I probably don't have one that can joke about misogyny like I can.

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"hahah it just means they don't wanna hang out with you"

He's right. Of course they could also be crazy.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:19 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:18:23 PM

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"I've had more blow jobs than I can remember, and I've never had a chick complain about drinking a little something and chewing a fucking piece of gum, because (1) your breath needs freshening after all that, and (2) if you're giving a blow job, there's a very good chance that you're drinking already. "

well, I suppose the kinds of girls who'd blow you must enjoy being told what to do anyway

I just don't know when it is everyone got so scared of bodily fluids or body hair regarding sexual situations.

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"god dammit, yea, someone come up with a new question that won't end up in fucshia describing her semen preference"

When did I ever mention a preference of any sort?

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"Why the fuck are girls so insecure. They seriously do not understand how or why I trust them not to fuck around"

I wouldn't have a problem with that, but I won't dangle "hey, I could cheat on you!" in front of a boyfriend, either. It sucks that she would.

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"Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused? I'm like wtf, what's the point of success if you can't have a life?"

Because we're told that there's a glass ceiling. It makes us work harder.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 8:35 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:30:13 PM

i think it's funny that stillfuchsia takes offense (or at the very least defends) any statement made about women as a whole because she thinks she's an exception or knows of an exception but at the same time her replies for "us" which implies women as a whole doesn't represent women as a whole just the same as the comments made towards them don't

we can start with the following but there are plenty more

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"Because we're told that there's a glass ceiling. It makes us work harder."

10/1/2007 8:48:02 PM

You're trying to say that men never make blanket statements about women. Cute.

And above, "we" doesn't mean "all," it means "we females who want to work hard at school," which happens to be a group I belong to. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about me always playing the "I'm the exception" card.

Regardless, there are exceptions for every statement you try to pawn off as a simple statement of fact, like "Most women are crazy." It's still offensive. You can't just say something like that and expect that nobody will give a shit. You still shouldn't perpetuate stereotyping. I'm not saying "HEY YOU GUYS, EVERY GIRL THINKS LIKE I DO" or "LOOK AT ME, I'M SO UNIQUE FOR A GIRL!" in either case, you're completely misunderstanding.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:01 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 8:51:26 PM

i value a broad thats ambitious

10/1/2007 8:59:27 PM

I read this last question as meaning

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"Is it just me, or does there seem to be a lot of girls these days that are really really school/job-focused? I'm like wtf, what's the point of it when you're just going to be in the kitchen the rest of your life?"

10/1/2007 9:01:59 PM

Oh gee, look who's arguing again...

10/1/2007 9:02:19 PM

oh gee, look who's stopped posting attention whore threads to grace us with her presence

10/1/2007 9:03:03 PM

WHERE

I read that as she did post another thread

man, what the hell is up with my comprehension today

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:04 PM. Reason : l]

10/1/2007 9:03:31 PM

Oh stop being a nitpicky typical woman already.

10/1/2007 9:05:11 PM

lol i hardly think still furshia is a typical woman

10/1/2007 9:05:43 PM

I just like getting her started with blanket comments so she spends a long time typing out these opinions no one gives a shit about.

10/1/2007 9:06:31 PM

I can't tell if I smell fear or irony.

Either way, I care as much about these fights on the internet as people on the internet care about your "Look at me!" threads.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:08 PM. Reason : Which is to say... not at all.]

10/1/2007 9:07:38 PM

That's good cause you sure do spend a lot of time typing up all these reasons things aren't this or that.

10/1/2007 9:08:35 PM

I get bored.

10/1/2007 9:08:54 PM

i declare still furshia the winner of this debate

10/1/2007 9:09:14 PM

I don't really have a problem with Stillfuchsia.

I know I'll always have someone to help argue on myside when I feel like women are getting a blunt end of a deal.

10/1/2007 9:12:02 PM

It's cool now that I know she's not furiously pounding away at her keyboard trying to convince college aged men over a message board that women are whatever adjective.

10/1/2007 9:12:47 PM

But you know, if it wasn't for the extremist, girls like us probably wouldn't even have the possiblity to type of this message board.

10/1/2007 9:14:21 PM

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"You're trying to say that men never make blanket statements about women. Cute."

i never said that men never make blanket statements - i was saying that they do make them and you respond with them pay attention

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"And above, "we" doesn't mean "all," it means "we females who want to work hard at school," which happens to be a group I belong to. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about me always playing the "I'm the exception" card. "

oh...so when you make blanket statements they are in fact targeted - who knew

i'm surprised you are still on the market

10/1/2007 9:18:11 PM

If that's what she wants to spend her time doing she should probably go to an audience that will listen or think about changing their views...

How many people have said "Wow fuschia, you've opened my eyed to the troubles in the world on women. Thanks!"

I also think it's lame to be so extreme, everyone has had their heartache, instead of bitching about it or trying to prove other people wrong go out and make that statement by your actions. Typing crap on this messageboard just seems like a huge waste of time and energy.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:19 PM. Reason : dfdaf]

10/1/2007 9:18:38 PM

Stillfuschia will never make it past the glass ceiling of the corporate ladder if she expects her boss or CEO to kiss her after she blows him.

10/1/2007 9:19:31 PM

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"blunt end"

10/1/2007 9:19:46 PM

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"It's cool now that I know she's not furiously pounding away at her keyboard trying to convince college aged men over a message board that women are whatever adjective."

hahaha, oh dear, that'd be futile indeed

I don't have problems with men, anyone who knows me is very aware of that much. Most of my friends are men: I'm really not such a cunt.

It's just fun antagonizing people. I'm not actually whatever sort of extremist you people have made me up to be, though I absolutely do believe in equality between the genders (as impossible as that probably is). What's funniest is how these guys want to immediately resort to jumping on the crazy lesbian femininazi who stands for everything they already hate about women (which, truth be told, is a lot).

gg

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"Typing crap on this messageboard just seems like a huge waste of time and energy."

What a weird thing to hear from someone who has more posts than I do.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:29 PM. Reason : POST #11111]

10/1/2007 9:25:28 PM

Kiwi > StillFuchsia, plain and simple.

[Edited on October 1, 2007 at 9:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/1/2007 9:29:34 PM

comparing people is stupid.

10/1/2007 9:56:47 PM

Yeah my posts usually aren't essays.

One liners ftw!!

10/1/2007 10:26:42 PM