jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
transformers: good special effects about 10 terrible lines fucked it up 2/14/2008 3:37:41 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
if anything about it is great, it is not among the worst movies of all time.
and let's be real, take out the fucking stupid parts (masturbation talk, calling w/ a visa to the pentagon whilst engaging an alien robot), that movie is gd awesome. 2/14/2008 3:51:50 AM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
and let's be real, take out the fucking stupid parts and you don't have a movie 2/14/2008 3:55:01 AM |
Wyloch All American 4244 Posts user info edit post |
"Thirty years from now when you look back on your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" 2/14/2008 7:33:41 AM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
track of the moon beast deserves a mention.
i actually watched it after seeing it on mst3k and was amazed at how horrible it was. mst3k actually made it pretty entertaining. (not that i'm surprised by that, but by how much better it was with commentary)
"moon rocks... oh, wow."
[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 7:37 AM. Reason : mst3k] 2/14/2008 7:36:54 AM |
needlesmcgir All American 2427 Posts user info edit post |
I thought transformers sucked, but the effects in that movie were awesome enough to make it decent. Incredible effects. The pacing of the movie was bad, the whole "Sector 7" thing was bad.
But it was rad that Optimus Prime had the same voice as the cartoon. That excited me.
Worst movie ever though? how about:
[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .] 2/14/2008 10:53:47 AM |
jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
^^^Yeah that was one of those terrible lines. 2/14/2008 11:39:59 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
basic instinct 2.
[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 11:47 PM. Reason : OMG WHERE IS THIS MOVIE TAKING ME??!?! PLOT TWISTS ALL OVER] 2/14/2008 11:35:41 PM |
Nox104 All American 602 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry if it's already been mentioned... "Once upon a time in Mexico" was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.
Runner ups: * Chronicles of Narnia * Pirates - at worlds end * Saw 3 2/15/2008 12:21:02 AM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
transformers sucked fucking ass.
so god damn stupid.
so, a robot had to hit a button on his arm to project a map/code so he could read it... thats like a computer printing out a file on paper, and holding it up to the monitor to "read" it. So god damn stupid. And there are literally dozens of fucking retarded things like that all throughout the movie 2/15/2008 12:28:37 AM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
^^ dude i saw once upon a time in mexico while i was high (a long time ago) and when the guy got his leg shot off i started freaking out. 2/15/2008 1:12:00 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
wow, once upon a time in mexico?
SERIOUSLY?
i'm not one to judge someone else's taste, but christ. 2/15/2008 1:14:13 AM |
jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
just watched Saw I and II tonight.
#3 tomoro night. i hope it doesnt suck 2/15/2008 1:22:39 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
JUMPER is the new Worst movie of all time, what a waste of time 2/15/2008 2:58:23 PM |
Maverick1024 All American 4866 Posts user info edit post |
Never Been Kissed. good lord. just terrible.
And even though it's not the WORST movie of all time, Rocky V deserves a mention
[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 4:32 PM. Reason : ] 2/15/2008 4:25:35 PM |
Chillin056 All American 6616 Posts user info edit post |
epic movie 2/15/2008 8:55:30 PM |
Arab13 Art Vandelay 45166 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Definitely not the worst movie ever but it seems like they had an idea for a movie, began to shoot, and then wrote the story along the way. It was too short to fully develop. Good premise, bad execution." |
its based on a set of books, which are far better than the movie obviously...2/16/2008 2:41:52 PM |
DaveOT All American 11945 Posts user info edit post |
2/16/2008 4:31:04 PM |
jwdeesnuts All American 1684 Posts user info edit post |
^ is that the one where they're brother and sister or sumthin? 2/16/2008 5:23:00 PM |
Kev4Pack All American 25272 Posts user info edit post |
The Haunting (1999)
[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason : foo] 2/16/2008 5:25:39 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Definitely not the worst movie ever but it seems like they had an idea for a movie, began to shoot, and then wrote the story along the way. It was too short to fully develop. Good premise, bad execution." |
this is not all that unusual.2/16/2008 9:47:30 PM |
Robopimp Veteran 439 Posts user info edit post |
Strange Wilderness. It's now a tie with Fast Food Nation. On deck is Stealing Harvard. 2/16/2008 10:06:14 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
guyver live action movie howard the duck airbud 3 ninjas series iron eagle series the marine dracula 2000 queen of the damned star trek IV (the one with the whales) star wars I-III battlefield : earth (john travolta) anything eddy murphy has done in the past 10 years friday after next (he's a millionaire and can't pass himself off as gangsta anymore) tales from the hood 3/7/2008 4:30:19 PM |
hewylewis Starting Lineup 63 Posts user info edit post |
Contact, you wait over three hours for the aliens and its her father 3/9/2008 11:04:56 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12510 Posts user info edit post |
^ 3/9/2008 11:05:59 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i beg to differ
Howard the Duck is awesome 3/9/2008 11:09:46 PM |
NjCeSwU Suspended 1029 Posts user info edit post |
Contact had the potential to be a badass movie. The whole thing was really good till the end. Could they seriously have not come up with something better than that ending? 3/9/2008 11:10:26 PM |
rjrumfel All American 23004 Posts user info edit post |
Wedding Daze with Jason Biggs is pretty bad
Its like the dude plays the same character in every single movie 3/10/2008 1:07:54 AM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
Dragon Wars...
A friend convinced me to see it, and if it wasn't for the high special effects budget, it probably would have ended up being a "Sci-fi channel original". The plot was based on a book that was probably shitty, and even then you didn't know what was going on because it barely skimmed what would have been covered in print. Crucial details were left out, leaving you wondering what was going on or why. The acting didn't exist, and the dialog was even less original than Star Wars (I wouldn't be surprised if they had even copied a few lines directly). About 15 minutes in our group was just laughing at how absurdly bad it was. 3/10/2008 2:59:02 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
dont fuck with howard the duck 3/10/2008 3:14:07 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Don't fuck with the babysitter.
OK, so that's a different movie. But that movie rocks, too. 3/10/2008 3:37:48 AM |
DeputyDog All American 2059 Posts user info edit post |
yea I watched Howard the Duck I dont know how many times while I was growing up. 3/10/2008 4:43:22 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
Screwed starring Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, and Danny DeVito.
3/10/2008 5:21:34 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
^lol I remember that movie. 3/10/2008 8:36:15 AM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
^ Yeah, I felt like I was being screwed while I was watching it--and not the good way. 3/10/2008 10:29:31 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
nuns on the run
[Edited on March 10, 2008 at 11:37 AM. Reason : rudy] 3/10/2008 11:35:11 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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Overboard, with Goldie Hawn. what a terrible waste of money. 3/10/2008 8:55:39 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford
oh nevermind, that's the best movie of all time. 3/10/2008 9:02:18 PM |
NjCeSwU Suspended 1029 Posts user info edit post |
^^haha, come on now. That movie is entertaining atleast. 3/10/2008 9:13:37 PM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
i hate to say it in light of recent events, but i saw Road House with Patrick Swazye recently and it was awful. 3/10/2008 9:54:47 PM |
NjCeSwU Suspended 1029 Posts user info edit post |
Deer Hunter
FUCKING TERRIBLE
I had to force myself to finish it. 3/10/2008 10:01:54 PM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
the deer hunter is a very solid/good movie. its just too slow for me to enjoy a ton. and it doesnt have replay value really. but it is still a very solid movie. one that i think everyone should see once
[Edited on March 10, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ] 3/10/2008 10:05:31 PM |
parentcanpay All American 3186 Posts user info edit post |
cheaper by the dozen 1 and 2 the family stone dan in real life
ugh......... i feel dirty even admitting ive seen those. anything with pauly shore. the shaggy dog (tim allen), norbit, and the darjeeling limited 3/11/2008 1:32:43 AM |
crsc girl New Recruit 36 Posts user info edit post |
sad! i loved dan in real life! 3/11/2008 8:53:17 AM |
Wraith All American 27256 Posts user info edit post |
^^Pauly Shore was in Encino Man, wasn't he? That wasn't too bad of a movie. Or at least it wasn't 12 yrs ago, lol. 3/11/2008 9:05:22 AM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
dear lord, Swordfish is on TNT. it's probably been mentioned already, but this movie is littered with horribly inaccurate computer jargon - even for non-techies.
Quote : | "The accounts are encrypted with a 1,024 bit cipher. Even I can't break through the firewall" | .3/15/2008 1:12:52 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^ hahahahahah 3/15/2008 1:25:10 AM |
crsc girl New Recruit 36 Posts user info edit post |
it's like hackers... but i love hackers nonetheless... 3/15/2008 2:42:49 PM |
fussballer Veteran 396 Posts user info edit post |
The Dukes of Hazzard- ruined what was a popular and good eighties tv show. Leave it to Jessica Simpson to fuck up a southern accent when she is southern.
Jaws III: Absolutely terrible. The series hit the ground when Roy Scheider left. Two sharks attack Sea World? One of them is the baby and a mother? Give me a break. Plus, the film quality is shitty and it looks very washed out in that eighties style and every character looks rail thin. Then there is the last climactic scene where the shark approaches the glass and its not even moving. A HORRIBLE MOVIE.
Batman and Robin: Oh man, don't get me started.
Batman Returns: Penguin is a mutated freak from the sewers with flippers and spews black liquid from his mouth as he dies? Burton got too carried away and made this shit too dark and warped. Penguin is supposed to be a gangster interested in thievery who dresses with a suit, top hat, spats, and a manacle. Take you some Prozac prior to watching this one b/c it will leave you so down and dumpy you feeling you might be contemplating suicide after a 2 hr. ride through the sporadic mind of tim burton.
Memoirs of a Geisha: Girlfriend drug me to this. A movie that glorifies prostitution? At the end of this one I stood up and made eye contact with a complete stranger behind me who had also been drug there by his girl. We both just shook our heads. That said it all! 3/15/2008 3:06:09 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
whatever is on comedy central right now 3/15/2008 3:10:25 PM |