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jwdeesnuts
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transformers: good special effects
about 10 terrible lines fucked it up

2/14/2008 3:37:41 AM

simonn
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if anything about it is great, it is not among the worst movies of all time.

and let's be real, take out the fucking stupid parts (masturbation talk, calling w/ a visa to the pentagon whilst engaging an alien robot), that movie is gd awesome.

2/14/2008 3:51:50 AM

statefan24
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and let's be real, take out the fucking stupid parts and you don't have a movie

2/14/2008 3:55:01 AM

Wyloch
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"Thirty years from now when you look back on your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"

2/14/2008 7:33:41 AM

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track of the moon beast deserves a mention.

i actually watched it after seeing it on mst3k and was amazed at how horrible it was. mst3k actually made it pretty entertaining. (not that i'm surprised by that, but by how much better it was with commentary)

"moon rocks... oh, wow."

[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 7:37 AM. Reason : mst3k]

2/14/2008 7:36:54 AM

needlesmcgir
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I thought transformers sucked, but the effects in that movie were awesome enough to make it decent. Incredible effects. The pacing of the movie was bad, the whole "Sector 7" thing was bad.

But it was rad that Optimus Prime had the same voice as the cartoon. That excited me.

Worst movie ever though? how about:



[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .]

2/14/2008 10:53:47 AM

jwdeesnuts
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^^^Yeah that was one of those terrible lines.

2/14/2008 11:39:59 AM

simonn
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basic instinct 2.

[Edited on February 14, 2008 at 11:47 PM. Reason : OMG WHERE IS THIS MOVIE TAKING ME??!?! PLOT TWISTS ALL OVER]

2/14/2008 11:35:41 PM

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Sorry if it's already been mentioned... "Once upon a time in Mexico" was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

Runner ups: * Chronicles of Narnia
* Pirates - at worlds end
* Saw 3

2/15/2008 12:21:02 AM

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transformers sucked fucking ass.


so god damn stupid.


so, a robot had to hit a button on his arm to project a map/code so he could read it... thats like a computer printing out a file on paper, and holding it up to the monitor to "read" it. So god damn stupid. And there are literally dozens of fucking retarded things like that all throughout the movie

2/15/2008 12:28:37 AM

DirtyMonkey
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^^ dude i saw once upon a time in mexico while i was high (a long time ago) and when the guy got his leg shot off i started freaking out.

2/15/2008 1:12:00 AM

simonn
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wow, once upon a time in mexico?

SERIOUSLY?

i'm not one to judge someone else's taste, but christ.

2/15/2008 1:14:13 AM

jwdeesnuts
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just watched Saw I and II tonight.

#3 tomoro night. i hope it doesnt suck

2/15/2008 1:22:39 AM

lafta
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JUMPER is the new Worst movie of all time, what a waste of time

2/15/2008 2:58:23 PM

Maverick1024
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Never Been Kissed.
good lord. just terrible.

And even though it's not the WORST movie of all time, Rocky V deserves a mention

[Edited on February 15, 2008 at 4:32 PM. Reason : ]

2/15/2008 4:25:35 PM

Chillin056
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epic movie

2/15/2008 8:55:30 PM

Arab13
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Quote :
"Definitely not the worst movie ever but it seems like they had an idea for a movie, began to shoot, and then wrote the story along the way. It was too short to fully develop. Good premise, bad execution."


its based on a set of books, which are far better than the movie obviously...

2/16/2008 2:41:52 PM

DaveOT
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2/16/2008 4:31:04 PM

jwdeesnuts
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^ is that the one where they're brother and sister or sumthin?

2/16/2008 5:23:00 PM

Kev4Pack
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The Haunting (1999)

[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason : foo]

2/16/2008 5:25:39 PM

simonn
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Quote :
"Definitely not the worst movie ever but it seems like they had an idea for a movie, began to shoot, and then wrote the story along the way. It was too short to fully develop. Good premise, bad execution."

this is not all that unusual.

2/16/2008 9:47:30 PM

Robopimp
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Strange Wilderness. It's now a tie with Fast Food Nation. On deck is Stealing Harvard.

2/16/2008 10:06:14 PM

XSMP
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guyver live action movie
howard the duck
airbud
3 ninjas series
iron eagle series
the marine
dracula 2000
queen of the damned
star trek IV (the one with the whales)
star wars I-III
battlefield : earth (john travolta)
anything eddy murphy has done in the past 10 years
friday after next (he's a millionaire and can't pass himself off as gangsta anymore)
tales from the hood

3/7/2008 4:30:19 PM

hewylewis
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Contact, you wait over three hours for the aliens and its her father

3/9/2008 11:04:56 PM

Money_Jones
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^

3/9/2008 11:05:59 PM

thumper
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i beg to differ

Howard the Duck is awesome

3/9/2008 11:09:46 PM

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Contact had the potential to be a badass movie. The whole thing was really good till the end. Could they seriously have not come up with something better than that ending?

3/9/2008 11:10:26 PM

rjrumfel
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Wedding Daze with Jason Biggs is pretty bad

Its like the dude plays the same character in every single movie

3/10/2008 1:07:54 AM

tromboner950
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Dragon Wars...

A friend convinced me to see it, and if it wasn't for the high special effects budget, it probably would have ended up being a "Sci-fi channel original". The plot was based on a book that was probably shitty, and even then you didn't know what was going on because it barely skimmed what would have been covered in print. Crucial details were left out, leaving you wondering what was going on or why. The acting didn't exist, and the dialog was even less original than Star Wars (I wouldn't be surprised if they had even copied a few lines directly). About 15 minutes in our group was just laughing at how absurdly bad it was.

3/10/2008 2:59:02 AM

saps852
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dont fuck with howard the duck

3/10/2008 3:14:07 AM

thumper
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Don't fuck with the babysitter.

OK, so that's a different movie. But that movie rocks, too.

3/10/2008 3:37:48 AM

DeputyDog
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yea I watched Howard the Duck I dont know how many times while I was growing up.

3/10/2008 4:43:22 AM

hooksaw
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Screwed starring Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, and Danny DeVito.



3/10/2008 5:21:34 AM

Wraith
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^lol I remember that movie.

3/10/2008 8:36:15 AM

hooksaw
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^ Yeah, I felt like I was being screwed while I was watching it--and not the good way.

3/10/2008 10:29:31 AM

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nuns on the run

[Edited on March 10, 2008 at 11:37 AM. Reason : rudy]

3/10/2008 11:35:11 AM

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Overboard, with Goldie Hawn. what a terrible waste of money.

3/10/2008 8:55:39 PM

simonn
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the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford

oh nevermind, that's the best movie of all time.

3/10/2008 9:02:18 PM

NjCeSwU
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^^haha, come on now. That movie is entertaining atleast.

3/10/2008 9:13:37 PM

DirtyMonkey
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i hate to say it in light of recent events, but i saw Road House with Patrick Swazye recently and it was awful.

3/10/2008 9:54:47 PM

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Deer Hunter

FUCKING TERRIBLE

I had to force myself to finish it.

3/10/2008 10:01:54 PM

CalledToArms
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the deer hunter is a very solid/good movie. its just too slow for me to enjoy a ton. and it doesnt have replay value really. but it is still a very solid movie. one that i think everyone should see once

[Edited on March 10, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : ]

3/10/2008 10:05:31 PM

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cheaper by the dozen 1 and 2
the family stone
dan in real life

ugh......... i feel dirty even admitting ive seen those. anything with pauly shore. the shaggy dog (tim allen), norbit, and the darjeeling limited

3/11/2008 1:32:43 AM

crsc girl
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sad! i loved dan in real life!

3/11/2008 8:53:17 AM

Wraith
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^^Pauly Shore was in Encino Man, wasn't he? That wasn't too bad of a movie. Or at least it wasn't 12 yrs ago, lol.

3/11/2008 9:05:22 AM

DirtyMonkey
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dear lord, Swordfish is on TNT. it's probably been mentioned already, but this movie is littered with horribly inaccurate computer jargon - even for non-techies.

Quote :
"The accounts are encrypted with a 1,024 bit cipher. Even I can't break through the firewall"
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3/15/2008 1:12:52 AM

simonn
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^ hahahahahah

3/15/2008 1:25:10 AM

crsc girl
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it's like hackers... but i love hackers nonetheless...

3/15/2008 2:42:49 PM

fussballer
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The Dukes of Hazzard- ruined what was a popular and good eighties tv show. Leave it to Jessica Simpson to fuck up a southern accent when she is southern.

Jaws III: Absolutely terrible. The series hit the ground when Roy Scheider left. Two sharks attack Sea World? One of them is the baby and a mother? Give me a break. Plus, the film quality is shitty and it looks very washed out in that eighties style and every character looks rail thin. Then there is the last climactic scene where the shark approaches the glass and its not even moving. A HORRIBLE MOVIE.

Batman and Robin: Oh man, don't get me started.

Batman Returns: Penguin is a mutated freak from the sewers with flippers and spews black liquid from his mouth as he dies? Burton got too carried away and made this shit too dark and warped. Penguin is supposed to be a gangster interested in thievery who dresses with a suit, top hat, spats, and a manacle. Take you some Prozac prior to watching this one b/c it will leave you so down and dumpy you feeling you might be contemplating suicide after a 2 hr. ride through the sporadic mind of tim burton.

Memoirs of a Geisha: Girlfriend drug me to this. A movie that glorifies prostitution? At the end of this one I stood up and made eye contact with a complete stranger behind me who had also been drug there by his girl. We both just shook our heads. That said it all!

3/15/2008 3:06:09 PM

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whatever is on comedy central right now

3/15/2008 3:10:25 PM

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