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7/30/2009 10:50:41 PM

yes that is better is better

7/30/2009 10:50:57 PM

My cat runs through the house randomly chasing nothing, but running all over like she is chasing something. And when I walk up to her to see what the hell she is doing she jumps out and bats me about 9000000 times in mid-jump before bolting off to the other end of the house. Her tail is all poofy when she does that too.

7/30/2009 11:15:31 PM

me and my cat are sharing a snack of chex mix.

she freaking loves this stuff.

this is also probably why she is a fat ass because i let her have a pretzel here and there.

8/5/2009 10:06:18 PM

8/5/2009 10:06:49 PM

My cat is the coolest of all. She is a midget, so she still looks like a kitten after 5 years. She does this crazy begging motion when she wants to get on my lap where she stands up and moves her paws up and down. She is also a notorious food thief.

8/5/2009 10:10:55 PM

My cat won't stop beating up my geriatric, toothless, super crotchety foster cat

8/5/2009 10:37:58 PM

my cat stores her toys in my shoes
and lets the puppies chew on her and jump all over her
and sleeps in the sink
unless it is cold, then she crawls under the covers

8/5/2009 10:49:26 PM

Grits has been playing with all 5 of those kittens at my house who needs homes. He was so mean to them, but he plays with Skinny Legs a lot now. He is also super-alpha-male, even though he is neutered. He likes to claim my stuff occasionally. For example, we had 3 guns in the floor in similar cases. He somehow singled mine out and sprayed it. I can't wait for it to just be him for a little while, he'll straighten out then.

8/5/2009 11:08:29 PM

wtf is a crotchety cat?

8/5/2009 11:09:33 PM

Grumpy and without qualms. As in, my cat gets close to him and he isn't afraid to make it known that he is very unhappy.

8/5/2009 11:11:44 PM

^^^ do they still need homes?

i am quasi interested except i might already be getting another cat (one of my boyfriend's parents kitties possibly needs a new home because she doesn't get along with one of their other cats but she LOVES my cat, they are bff). so i might take her - if they decide that is what they are going to do.

but if not...maybe i will adopt one of your kitties.

[Edited on August 5, 2009 at 11:12 PM. Reason : .]

8/5/2009 11:11:48 PM

YES! 3 of them are. I really want to keep 2 of them (between my parents and I). I'll pm you

8/5/2009 11:16:22 PM

my cat sucks its own dick

8/5/2009 11:36:26 PM

i think my cat has anxiety or something

i mean i don't blame her

but she is really getting on my nerves. i think she has separation anxiety. i'm totally serious. does anyone have a pet with anxiety? i feel bad because i probably made my cat this way. we just moved back to greensboro yesterday (to my condo where she has lived the past 2 years with me - so it isn't a new place) but she hasn't been here since november. so i think she is confused and she won't stop talking or leave my side and if i don't pay attention to her she comes up and bats me in the face until i'm like "WHAT!!!"

8/21/2009 3:12:23 PM

ha i was just thinking about this thread the other day

8/21/2009 3:12:49 PM

she has a crusty (ie: OLD) dingleberry

do i clean it

or do i lock her out of my bedroom and scream "survival of the fittest bitch!!"

??

8/24/2009 9:41:45 PM

- he, like many other kitties apparently, wipes his paws on the walls of his litter box
- if he can't "find me" in the house, he starts crying until i yell for him
- when my husband is eating, the cat will get as close to him as possible and just stare at him until he is finished
- he pees in anything remotely resembling a litter box (i.e. bath tub, open suitcase) or fabric/carpet (we have only hardwoods now because of this)
- he doesn't have a turn off button for eating unlike most cats. if i leave 2 bowls of food out for him if we're going to be gone overnight, he eats it all in the 1st hour.
- he used to try to sleep 1/2 on the top part of the pillow and 1/2 on my husband's head at night
- he likes to reach his paw underneath a door and pull the door back and forth to make a bam bam bam sound. he doesn't want out, he just likes the noise

8/24/2009 9:56:03 PM

kitty is feeling better today

i'm happy! if something happened to my kitty i don't know what i'd do!

8/29/2009 4:11:11 PM

kitty dried doo doo balls

8/29/2009 4:43:24 PM

Just took my 9-week old kitten to Petsmart today. He definitely perched atop my shoulder and rode around like that the whole time. He thinks he's a parrot.

8/29/2009 4:46:19 PM

I was eating white cheddar popcorn and got a mostly kernel piece, but accidentally crunched it all up, so I spat it out on a napkin.

Mindy is trying to eat that mess.

9/1/2009 2:36:24 PM

my cat likes to unplug my computer charger from my computer. she pounces on it and it comes out. i don't know why she likes to do it but its getting on my last nerve

especially because my battery is dead so when she disconnects it i have to restart the whole thing

ahhh.

and she's started unrolling the toilet paper into her litter box after she poops. wtf.

9/1/2009 8:29:46 PM

the problem is that your cat is female

female cats suck and are usually bitches

9/1/2009 8:35:06 PM

no way my cat is awesome

definitely not a bitch at all. just quirky. she's a huge people cat and a big lovebug. she loves on everyone.

9/1/2009 8:36:26 PM

disconnecting your laptop and unrolling toilet paper unnecessarily sounds pretty bitchy to me

9/1/2009 8:41:25 PM

well she doesn't do it maliciously she's just playing

9/1/2009 8:42:05 PM

nobody understands my subtle attempts at humor apparently

9/1/2009 8:42:49 PM

probably because no one recognizes it as humor

you know

cause it's not funny

9/1/2009 8:43:42 PM

was that necessary?

did that make you feel good?

9/1/2009 8:44:23 PM

i just call em like i see em dude

9/1/2009 8:45:47 PM

well I'm glad we had you here for that

9/1/2009 8:47:31 PM

9/1/2009 8:49:09 PM

Mine just fell off the bed

9/1/2009 8:54:56 PM

mine just ate a pepperoni that i gave her!

perhaps this is why she weighs 13.9lbs

fatty.

9/1/2009 8:56:28 PM

you enabler you

9/1/2009 9:00:34 PM

Hahaha!

9/1/2009 9:01:44 PM

but her cute little face is so irresistible

9/1/2009 9:07:10 PM

My cat just sits and stares at me, plotting my next move.

9/1/2009 9:11:42 PM

^ your cat looks a lot like mine!!

9/1/2009 10:18:20 PM

My fat cat Albion likes to go outside, chew on grass, then come inside to throw up He also likes burrowing under covers and stuffing his fat ass in tiny places.

Basil is a saucy little bastard who won't let you pet him except when you're in bed, and pretends to not know he's not supposed to scratch furniture. He will get on my bed at night and insist on being petted then, and usually stays on the bed all night and is good at knowing when I'm asleep and when I'm waking up and won't bother me.

9/1/2009 10:30:00 PM

i still don't get my cat's fascination with the toilet and dropping things in and then fishing them out. and she, too, likes to burrow and stick her fat ass tiny places

AND why do cats like to drink out of glasses so much?!?!?! helloooo you have your own bowl of water.

9/1/2009 11:13:06 PM

Quote :

"My cat just sits and stares at me, plotting my next move."

Plotting your next move.

That's power.

9/1/2009 11:14:05 PM

does anyone else have a cat that chases their tail?

i think mine might be retarded.

9/1/2009 11:20:57 PM

my younger cat does that sometimes; she'll just up and pounce it. o_O


my older cat has been acting strange lately--grooming the younger cat a lot (then fighting with her), running and playing. usually he only sleeps.

9/1/2009 11:30:39 PM

here is one more of my cat. some of the weird shit she does is she loves to play with napkins that are rolled into a ball. she will knock them down when put up on a ledge. she likes to sit in the shower and watch the water drip. my cat also likes to hit the or "tag" my ankles in the middle of the night as i walk to the bathroom. and bobbi also has an obsession with blinds.

[Edited on September 2, 2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason : gb]

9/2/2009 12:55:26 AM

I now live with 2 cats who just turned a year old and I seriously think they stress me out more than any one year old baby would

and I'm a cat person

9/6/2009 5:04:54 PM

One of my cats licks the bed sheets.

9/6/2009 5:07:37 PM

Quote :

"does anyone else have a cat that chases their tail? i think mine might be retarded."

Not only does mine chase her tail, she chases the shadow of her tail, too

I feed her bacon sometimes. She fucking loves it. When there's tuna to be had, she simply meows her ass off to get some. When there's bacon, she actively begs...as opposed to just sitting near me and looking cute, which is the usual method of getting human food. Today, she was all over me, pawing at me, my legs, my hands, the bacon, sniffing everything in my hand to make sure it wasn't bacon.

I damn near died from the cute.

9/6/2009 5:09:26 PM

Cat baseball/volleyball. Toss her the little crinkle ball toy, and she bats it back to you with about a 90% success rate. Usually she'll spike it, sometimes knock it kind of sideways, sometimes she'll stand on her hind legs and catch it & hold it for a while between her two front paws, and recently she has started biting it out of mid air & holding it in her mouth before dropping it back.

9/6/2009 5:18:54 PM