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8/13/2010 9:46:36 PM

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"then gain it back again."

8/13/2010 9:47:15 PM

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"When Bygones Mean Bi-Gones from Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes by admin (Convenience Store | Kentucky, USA) Me: “You’re not from around here are you?” Customer: “Nope, I’m from Canada.” Me: “Oh cool! Do you speak French?” Customer: “Yup, I’m bilingual.” Other Customer In Line: “Down here, if something’s bi, we shoot it.”"

9/2/2010 12:43:41 AM

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"Cheapskating Around The Issue Retail | Mississauga, ON, Canada (The store is very popular around Christmas time. We have a general rule not to do price adjustments, particularly on Christmas gifts as they were always marked down after the holidays. A customer hands me receipt; he has no bags with him.) Customer: “I’d like to do a price adjustment for these gifts.” Me: “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t do price adjustments.” Customer: “Well, then I’ll return them and buy them back on sale. So give me back the money for them.” Me: “I can’t give you back money for products that you don’t give back to me.” Customer: “I’m just going to buy them back for the sale price right away anyways, so just give me the money back!” Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but without the products I can’t give you any money back or do a price adjustment. If you bring in the products I will gladly return and re-sell them to you.” Customer: “I’ve already given them away! They were Christmas gifts for my family, you idiot!” Me: “Can you let your family know that you want to take their gifts back so that you can get some money back from them?” Customer: “What do I look like to you, some kind of cheapskate?!” "

9/2/2010 4:43:22 AM

HEY chembob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/2/2010 5:01:20 AM

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"Casting The First Stone Grocery Store | Elizabethtown, PA, USA | (A customer comes through my check-out line looking agitated.) Customer: “How dare you work on a sacred day of rest!” Me: “Excuse me?” Customer: “Today is Sunday! Why are you here? You should be in church, you blasphemous heathen! Why are you here?” Me: “I’m working on Sunday because there are customers that want to buy groceries on Sundays.” (The customer immediately shut up and didn’t speak for the rest of the time I rang up his groceries). "

7/10/2011 7:32:35 AM