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7/9/2008 10:41:26 PM

Quote :

"have you ever seen the semi conductor billboard with the girl in the bikini on i-10??"

doesn't immediately ring a bell

most of the time ill pop off i10 prior to beaumont, i know some back roads that'll take me right into orange, drops off like 15 minutes from the drive and it's nice to not have to deal with beaumon

7/9/2008 10:44:56 PM

its in louisiana, i think i have a picture of it. i see hundreds of billboards and i never forget this one.

7/9/2008 10:45:40 PM

t'd be great if I could find a girl I could have a meaningful conversation with. someone who could read my mind and know what I want and vice versa. someone that would be sexually compatible ( cause i last for a long period of time ... [ no douchebag ] . someone who is smart. someone who has goals in life. someone who can make a good sandwich.

7/9/2008 10:47:12 PM

<3

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:04 PM. Reason : oyah]

7/9/2008 10:47:31 PM

ahh yeah haven't treked that far.

the only plant i go to in la is near lake pontchatrain and ill just go directly to no for that one instead

7/9/2008 10:47:48 PM

ok not so much semiconductors...

7/9/2008 10:48:02 PM

funny thing is... i'm doing the whole no sex no romance nothing thing for 3 months... damn life is peaceful

7/9/2008 10:48:20 PM

what is the no sex no romance thing? is it a trend? a personal goal? can't you just have sex and no romance? eh i guess that doesn't work as we determined in that OTHER relationship thread

7/9/2008 10:49:32 PM

ok that is one awesome billboard.

it'd get my attention

7/9/2008 10:49:55 PM

Quote :

"someone who can make a good sandwich."

7/9/2008 10:50:59 PM

nahh i've just had a lot of fucked up relationships and feelings here recently so i'm feigning like i'm a ken doll for a while... just a big plastic bulge

7/9/2008 10:52:36 PM

i saw a bill board that said:

Quote :

"DON'T READ BILLBOARDS? you just did. call ######## to advertise her"

hahahaha

7/9/2008 10:52:44 PM

good luck, b.

7/9/2008 10:53:47 PM

lamar has a good one for un-rented billboards

it has a remote control on it and it says

"you can drive away, but you can't turn us off!"

i thought it was clever

k no more billboard talk-- back to ideal gfs and bfs

7/9/2008 10:58:10 PM

i'll make a real post in here later this afternoon.

gotta teach a training session at 11 then lunch, yo

7/9/2008 10:59:26 PM

well it would have been my ex

but from certain things, shes just almost insane

how do you talk to someone, tell them how much u love and miss them, then ignore them completely for a few days until they say bye
i dont understand shit. lol

whatever, moving on!

7/9/2008 10:59:33 PM

sounds like another dude swooped in

7/9/2008 11:02:02 PM

hey datman.. who should i take for systems ?

7/9/2008 11:03:04 PM

^what?

^^and no, shes just totally fucking retarded. she was with a guy in another state, broke it off with him cause of me even though the whole last semester she was fucking me while he was gone. she is a big attention whore and when a bunch of guys hit on her, online and at the mall, shes like, oooo fun.
i actually am kinda glad cause shes just kinda fucked in the head.
thats my conclusion from what shes done the entire time.

but who am i kidding, everyone is fucked in the head.

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:10 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2008 11:08:02 PM

arent you CE ?


i may be thinking of alkatraz

7/9/2008 11:08:59 PM

^yea, i got my BS in biological sciences

alkatraz is a CE, so is wdprice3 and MATCH
I think peter is too

7/9/2008 11:10:58 PM

bravo to you for getting away from it

7/9/2008 11:11:55 PM

is the peter the tall dude with red hair who looks like he's 30 ?

7/9/2008 11:12:40 PM

i do love her but then i think of shit

its funny though cause she will ignore me, but a week later, ask me if i still love her. and cop an attitude if its not what she wants to hear

worst hypocrite



^ThePeter


[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2008 11:13:22 PM

So us girls should make a thread where we check off the qualifications we currently possess for the "ideal girlfriend"

Quote :

"Look like a pair of 5 foot long legs with D cup breasts on top"

Check (gotta put a qualifier on fattiness there, b/c my ass needs to get back to the gym...but I still nail this catagory)

7/9/2008 11:16:10 PM

Perhaps someone should make a thread that asks what women seek in an ideal boyfriend. I'm sure that would be alot more succesful.

7/9/2008 11:18:02 PM

^ Nah, it'd swarm with trolls faster than any other thread.

7/9/2008 11:18:53 PM

and this thread is more fun anyway. lets just start listing them here.

-financially independent
-does not live at home
- has a life and friends
- good relationship with family
- has traveled (i love travel but i am sick of taking n00bs on trips)
- good sense of humor
- makes me laugh
- attractive (duh)
- educated
- adventerous
- someone who talks about what they want to do then actually does it
- is socially presentable (dresses nice, no odd habits or awkward social skills)
- responsible
- supportive

i am already all of these things so i'm looking for someone who can live up to at least that

7/9/2008 11:23:44 PM

Quote :

"[quote]Look like a pair of 5 foot long legs with D cup breasts on top"

Check (gotta put a qualifier on fattiness there, b/c my ass needs to get back to the gym...but I still nail this catagory)[/quote]


pics are needed to confirm these allegations

7/9/2008 11:23:56 PM

In all honesty womanz, the most important thing is to be trusting of your man and don't be jealous.

Everything else is just gravy.

7/10/2008 12:13:30 AM

1) Does not read/post on the wolf web.



i assume this has already been said.

7/10/2008 12:32:32 AM

^ Why would you ever want that when you are on here? Then you know she's at least as messed up as you are.

7/10/2008 12:33:30 AM

awhhhh tdubber bashing isnt nice

7/10/2008 12:33:32 AM

intelligent
good sense of humor
smart
cute or better
in some sort of shape or at least looks normal
(big fan of a nice hourglass)
no rolls
educated
interesting
adventurous

7/10/2008 1:41:06 AM

- goofy and has a good time. one of the cutest things i find in girls is when they're joking around. esp. if i girl does like, quirky girl physical humor.
- laughs a lot, but doesn't have a loud laugh. one of those laughs that's audible and cute, but not enough so to stand out enough that you'd remember it.
- doesn't suck at telling stories. i tell stories all the time.. i like to hear stories. i like to exagerate, and like to hear exagerated stories. however what i dont like is when someone who was also there buts in and expects it to be a tag team story tellin'. if i'm telling a story, it's me on the spotlight dammit.
- hates punchlines, but enjoys snide/sarcastic humor
- likes nice clothes, but isn't obsessed with them. i spend way too much on clothes, but i dont get flashy things just for labels. i just like the way they look. when i'm dating a girl, i buy them clothes all the time, not b/c i want something, but rather i enjoy having something i gave to someone make them look damn good. she must enjoy the fact that I really like them looking good. There's a certian look that the right girl gives you when she tries on something you bought that you saw that you knew would look stunning on her. its kinda like a quasi-blushing sorta down turned head with eyes lifed up... i adore that look. i dont mind if you have a coach bag, or many coach bags. i dont mind if you wear $300 jeans. what I do mind is if you get snooty and refuse to buy anything other than what's trendy right now and feel entitled to having them.
- got to enjoy the outdoors.
- must understand that everday when i get home and walk the dog, that's my time to decompress and dont want to be bothered. this is the time that I find myself and create the compartmentalization between my personal life and work life.
- a cute nose
- competant in the kitchen. i love to cook, but i love cooking with a girl more. esp. if i'm teaching , unless she's a total klutz
- my dog has to like her
- she's gotta like my dog
- if a girl's place is decorated poorly or not very tastefully, that's a deal breaker
- doesnt really, really care about politics or news
- is able to just up and go to the bar or dinner without needing half an hour to primp
- enjoys going out to eat, and enjoys exotic and new cuisines
- is able to travel with no plan whatsoever. i really enjoy just booking a flight somewhere and finding out what's up. sometimes i'll even do this by myself, it's a great way to find yourself.
- is ok with going to see the bands i want to see, and isn't totally out of her element at said skeevy bars or strange venues.
- doesn't mind if i do the driving
- realizes that at this point in my life, my number one priority is to do as well as possible at work and acheive as much success as possible in order to make it to where i want to be. this often requires lots of travel and some late nights... this cannot be an issue, b/c its this work that'll create the future that i want to provide for someone. if you can't see the long term reasons, and are only concerned about "well goddamnit, you've been traveling for two weeks and i cant live w/o seeing you NOW" that's not going to fly.
- must have her own professional desires, and be willing to do what it takes to get there (you know, except nailing her way to the top ) i'm fucking sick and tired of the party girls who've had a blast through college, and are now stuck waitressing tables or teaching elementary school with their college degrees. you blew it. i'm not going to be your sugar daddy. deal with it.
- ideal income within +/-20% of mine. pull your weight, ill pull mine. close enough together to not cause distention or having to worry about sharing expenses in the long run (you know, if it works out)
- lets me hold the remote
- short
- isn't an emotional drunk
- likes to still get drunk!
- no drugs
- wont hold my bad habits over my head
- clean by nature


i could keep going for a while, but i've got a meeting at 2.



oh and if you look cute in black frame glasses you've stollen my heart

7/10/2008 2:05:03 AM

clicked on the wrong thread...but ^ wow you are worse than I am and I thought my list was long!

7/10/2008 2:15:00 AM

look it does say ideal

7/10/2008 2:17:47 AM

She'd pretty much be like me but with tits and a vag.

7/10/2008 2:59:46 AM

eww you like girls with goatees

7/10/2008 3:01:33 AM

Small price to pay for one that will age well and isn't a complete shithead.

7/10/2008 3:04:39 AM

a little bit of crazy

there i said it

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 3:35 AM. Reason : .]

7/10/2008 3:23:05 AM

jesus christ ben...


oh...and you spelled 'tall' wrong

7/10/2008 4:12:59 AM

I'm torn between

"my wife"

or

"not my wife"

7/10/2008 7:15:15 AM

start an ideal wifey thread

7/10/2008 7:17:40 AM

ha

most of these wolfwebbers are going to get married and divorced multiple times.

people up in here have no idea what family is all about.

7/10/2008 7:19:24 AM

plz 2 share your thoughts, kind sir

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 7:21 AM. Reason : btw say hi to amy for me....saw her pic that you posted in "show your beautiful face thread"]

7/10/2008 7:20:32 AM

that's a little creepy, dude.

i don't know you.

7/10/2008 9:07:32 AM

sry didnt mean to be creepy

7/10/2008 9:12:10 AM

size matters

so, a big vagina

[Edited on July 10, 2008 at 9:19 AM. Reason : yuck, i grossed myself out posting that]

7/10/2008 9:19:10 AM