5

and yes

2/10/2009 3:49:00 PM

i always made mine like this:



ignore the lame pic

2/10/2009 3:52:45 PM

Have you ever done 'the helicopter thing' with your penis, and ended up slapping yourself in the face on accident?
Also, does it make one gay if while doing 'the helicopter thing' your penis lands on your mouf?

2/10/2009 3:55:04 PM

haha someones fishing for compliments

2/10/2009 4:04:09 PM

I suggest you always wear safety goggles and a mouthpiece when doing the helicopter with your penis. i learned this this hard way, no pun intended

[Edited on February 10, 2009 at 4:04 PM. Reason : a]

2/10/2009 4:04:16 PM

I have been with my new girlfriend for a both now. We had awesome sweat dripping sex last night with multiple orgasm's. i am ready fro the next level and want to be her 'Backdoor man". how should i do this?

2/16/2009 2:49:11 PM

spit on it and GO!

2/16/2009 2:50:31 PM

surprise buttsecks

2/16/2009 2:51:33 PM

^^^

and if you want my honest advice on how to get anal, you just have to take your time with it and act like you aren't really all that interested in it. you just gotta kind of have a joking conversation about it, saying that it doesn't matter to you either way but that it would be hot if she was into it. then after a couple months of wearing her down, you will go to dinner where she will have too much wine and allow you rear entry.

then, if you are lucky, she will love it. because they all do, they just don't admit it

start slow. when you are giving her oral kind of slip a tongue down there and see how she reacts. If she moans, then start fingering her hole a little. if she continues to moan, start to move your finger inside her butthole. if she hasn't stopped you by then, lube up and go to town.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 2:52 PM. Reason : a]

2/16/2009 2:52:22 PM

Yeah, just get her drunk. Drunk girls will even ask for it in the butt without any prodding.

Haha. Prodding.
/12 year old

2/16/2009 2:53:33 PM

What did it taste like the worst time you licked asshole?

2/16/2009 2:54:55 PM

(toilet paper)

2/16/2009 2:55:49 PM

What does it taste/feel/smell like when a guy/girl farts in your mouth?

2/16/2009 2:57:10 PM

^^^ I have never tasted anything when licking assholes. i date clean broads

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 2:57 PM. Reason : a]

2/16/2009 2:57:30 PM

Whats the farthest you've stuck your tongue into an asshole or do you end at the rimjob?

2/16/2009 3:00:09 PM

the rim with the tongue, the finger and the p33n are for penetration

2/16/2009 3:01:09 PM

Do you penetrate vag with your tongue a la Peter North or stick to the clit

2/16/2009 3:05:10 PM

better question, she has a hot sister, how do I get them both in bed at the same time?

2/16/2009 3:07:41 PM

^^ i penetrate the vag a little with my tongue, but I find the tongue on the clit with the finger penetration is a much more pleasurable technique.

^ it won't happen. my best advice is for you to hook me up with the sister

2/16/2009 3:10:53 PM

What's the best cleaning product to use on shower walls?

2/16/2009 3:12:50 PM

Well I have REALLY hard water here at my house so it has been a chore. I use that "After Shower" stuff after every shower as a preventative, and it really helps.

But when I clean I use a combination of Lime Away and Comet with Bleach. I will hit it with the Lime Away and let it sit for about 20 minutes. Then I rinse it and hit it with the Comet. Let that sit for about 10 minutes, scrub as necessary, and rinse.

2/16/2009 3:15:43 PM

Is your p33n as wide as your pointer and middle finger next to each other? I have noticed mine is.

2/16/2009 3:16:31 PM

wider

2/16/2009 3:17:15 PM

How big is your hand from the end of your thumb to the end of you pinky?

Also, what were you just thinking about to break out the wood to give me that answer?

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:20 PM. Reason : ASD]

2/16/2009 3:19:45 PM

damn, it would be badass

haha, i live in bumfuck SC,

youd have to drive all the way down here

2/16/2009 3:23:14 PM

shit homey I'm unemployed, for hot puss I would make the drive

^ I would have to get a ruler to measure the hand, and I don't feel like getting up. And I didn't break out the wood, I just know it is thicker

2/16/2009 3:26:00 PM

Whats the closest you've come to ever touching your rectum [paging evan]

2/16/2009 3:27:53 PM

What was the name of the art teacher on SBTB that had bad eyesight?

2/16/2009 3:29:39 PM

^^ wut?

^ Mrs. Culpepper?

2/16/2009 3:35:43 PM

yup

next question:

you googled that, didn't you?

2/16/2009 3:37:01 PM

actually no, I just saw an episode with her in it this past weekend.

2/16/2009 3:38:53 PM

What I'm trying to say is, whats the biggest thing you've ever stuck in your ass?

2/16/2009 3:40:57 PM

how is the new gf?

how did you meet her?

how long have you known her?

is she the one?

is she the one you spend valentine's day with?

is valentine's the reason you started dating?

2/16/2009 3:41:50 PM

^^an index finger, and she probably gets it about halfway in

Quote :

"how is the new gf? how did you meet her? how long have you known her? is she the one? is she the one you spend valentine's day with? is valentine's the reason you started dating?"

Not sure I would call her a gf. not sure what to call her actually, but she's great

Met her at work

Known her since August

no

yes

um, no



[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : a]

2/16/2009 3:41:55 PM

she probably slips in two when you aren't paying attention

2/16/2009 3:42:34 PM

did you have to pull her out via hand/arm or simply run out of this awkward positioning

2/16/2009 3:42:45 PM

i asked her to do it

2/16/2009 3:43:49 PM

oh so she isn't your gf? then why "in a relationship" on fb? hehe stalk stalk stalk

and why date if she is not "the one"?

do you think there is one "the one" for everyone? or that you can find someone and after awhile they can become "the one"? or that there are many, many people we are compatible with on the earth?

2/16/2009 3:45:37 PM

do you shave with the grain, against the grain, or one then the other?

2/16/2009 3:47:52 PM

because we are more than friends. i dunno, i guess she is a GF at this point

and I say she is not "the one" because we don't look at each other that way. that's why it is good, no pressure to be anything more than we are. it is what I need right now, and her too.

i don't think there is just 1 right person for me. so no, I don't think there is a such think as "the one"

^ against the grain unless my beard is really long. Then I go with the grain first and against the grain second.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : a]

2/16/2009 3:48:03 PM

What are some of your favorite names for a girl?

2/16/2009 3:48:31 PM

^ elaborate. like what would I name my daughter? or what names do I like for broads I bang?

2/16/2009 3:49:18 PM

^ Both.

2/16/2009 3:51:34 PM

My mach 3 still has the blue strip on it but it wasn't used for a few months and hurts like a bitch. Do you think its b/c I go against the grain after a good half week of not shaving or should I switch blades?

2/16/2009 3:52:41 PM

when i doubt, I switch blades. but I can usually get a good 2 weeks out of a Mach3 blade, shaving every other day, and I have a really thick beard.

I like the names Emily and Emma for my daughter. (my mom's name is Emma).

I like just about any name for a girl I am banging if she is good enough to let me in the vag. And if she lets me in the ass, her name could be Gertrude or Ethel for all I care.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 3:57 PM. Reason : a]

2/16/2009 3:55:55 PM

What drugs have you done?

2/16/2009 3:57:26 PM

what are the qualities that you find attractive in a girl? physical and otherwise.

2/16/2009 3:59:10 PM

^^pretty much everything except heroin and acid. But I haven't done any drugs in like 6 years

i was pretty big in to blow and ecstasy in the early 2000's

^ confidence, independence, sense of humor, intelligence, nice ass, nice smile, pretty eyes, nice hair.

[Edited on February 16, 2009 at 4:00 PM. Reason : a]

2/16/2009 3:59:18 PM

Have you done DMT or DXM?

2/16/2009 4:00:38 PM

yes to both

SIPPIN ON SOME SIZZURP

2/16/2009 4:01:44 PM