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4/19/2011 9:37:27 PM

dude can't count

4/19/2011 9:38:05 PM

forte says four in the poop thread because he could be feeling farteee


That rhymes if you read it right.

4/19/2011 9:38:05 PM

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4/19/2011 9:59:21 PM

See ya!

4/19/2011 10:01:57 PM

^^dick move

4/19/2011 10:02:35 PM

pooped an egg

4/19/2011 10:13:25 PM

Mother of God.

5/9/2011 3:37:34 PM

SAS hall + iPad = satisfying #2

6/3/2011 10:06:50 AM

And when I stood up I was one belt hole thinner.

6/22/2011 3:48:53 PM

I had an MRI done today on my gimp elbow and as they rolled me into the machine I realized that I had to take a monster crap.

Could they see it? Could they see the monster crap inside me like in Alien 3?

7/14/2011 4:25:42 PM

I do a weigh-in before and after monster craps to basically weigh my crap


I should start recording the data in a journal

7/14/2011 4:27:25 PM

Some friends and I once wondered about making a toilet that would measure displacement for you.

7/14/2011 4:29:48 PM

Wouldn't be hard to do....just graduate the basin....lol you could sell poop displacement decals with an install kit based on make and model number including gpf and interior design standards. Of course the user would be vulnerable to inaccuracy of buoyancy and submersion of said fecal matter.

You're welcome.

7/14/2011 4:33:33 PM

There's that. My bigger concern was having to piss separately before activating the device. I imagine that diarrhea would be a clusterfuck with that...or rather a big shitty mess.

I wonder if there's any way to sell those to nursing homes to keep tabs on bowel movements.

7/14/2011 4:36:00 PM

7/14/2011 4:39:02 PM

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7/14/2011 4:39:13 PM

7/14/2011 4:40:45 PM

yay for post surgery constipation. Last night's milk of magnesia didn't do shit (no pun intended)

7/30/2011 3:43:09 PM

You know when you poop so big that it slows the water flow down in the toilet? I do.

Feels great to be able to poop again!!!

9/13/2011 9:42:19 AM

Ugh today is awful. I guess that's what four days of opiates do to your system

9/20/2011 10:34:12 AM

^Take Colace. My OB/GYN automatically put me on it along with the Percocet after my C-section. It makes a huge difference.

9/20/2011 10:36:34 AM

Step 1. Go to local drug store

Step 2. Purchase 1 bottle of Magnesium Citrate and consume

Step 3. ....for a few hours

Step 4. Profit

9/20/2011 10:53:00 AM

^^ Yeah I took some last night. Still waiting for it to kick in

9/20/2011 11:00:02 AM

I had to check the bottom of the toilet seat for blowback after that one.

Chipotle lunch did not mix with sushi dinner.

6/11/2012 10:45:53 PM

timid coiled brown snake
rest easy under paper
a flush and farewell

6/15/2016 3:37:16 PM

Mr Joshua
Coiled is 1 syllable?
Vaya con Dios

6/15/2016 4:20:27 PM

twista of the trees
I agonized over that
adulthood is tough

6/16/2016 10:16:51 AM

I loved you, pork chop
Why is your love so bitter?
Too much coffee too

6/23/2016 2:56:04 PM

Mister Joshua
a downed pig's only revenge
is butthole soreness

6/23/2016 3:11:45 PM