THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

12/7/2008 5:14:12 PM

naaa - a creepy guy would ask what brand tampon she uses?

12/7/2008 5:14:44 PM

I was in a wedding. Most of us bridesmaids got a hotel room together and decided to get drunk after the reception. We played drinking games and such. Eventually most of the girls ended up passing out. It was only me and another girl still awake. (The other one was known for having lesbian experiences in high school). We continued to drink and such. I eventually realized I was becoming a horny drunk and pointed out that both of our nipples were hard. I said "Hey lets compare the size of our nipples" she complied and we both pulled out our tits.

Eventually the conversation led on to who could get the biggest hard nipples and we both sat there playing with our nipples until we felt they were fine and compared.
She felt bad that hers weren't as big as mine so I showed her what I did, and I did it to her. She liked it. Then she showed me what she liked to do to hers, I was floored and I couldn't get enough of it. It was some crazy twisty thing she did. She pinched just enough and pulled just enough to where there was basically no turning back.

Boobie play went on for probably a good half an hour until we were both like "okay lets pass out"
However, when we got in bed, I asked her if she would play with my tits like that again, and she agreed to. Then I said suggested we make out, to which she said "as long as it's dark it never happened" We started to make out and I wanted to rub her boob, so I asked her to take off her shirt. Then she started to rub my vajayjay. I in turn did the same thing (this was my first time going down there on a female). Eventually I we both had our bottoms off and I had my face in her pussy. I still get a little horny everytime I think about that night.

12/7/2008 6:21:32 PM

^winnar

12/7/2008 6:39:25 PM

i think i have a picture somewhere on this computer. i'm surprised retarded josh never found it and emailed it to himself.

12/7/2008 6:40:15 PM

^^^I JUST GOT A HARD-ON

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 6:40 PM. Reason : ^]

12/7/2008 6:40:47 PM

I'm amused how each page turns out 1 good story

12/7/2008 6:54:20 PM

quick, get to the next page!

12/7/2008 6:55:32 PM

Quote :

"I doubt that outside of porn that lesbians are all that into anal"

i don't know how into anal lesbians are portrayed to be in porn... but i definitely know a lot of dykes that are into anal.

12/7/2008 7:08:15 PM

when i was 13 i had a sleepover at my friends house, and I ended up giving her a massage. It must have been pre-meditated because i had massage oil and some scented stuff with me. since it was going to get her bed and clothes all messy,she totally stripped down and just wrapped up in a towel. I started high up on her back and started to work my way down. the towel started slipping off of her back and i just followed it down with my hands as it slid over her ass and down her legs. she was moaning and i was getting pretty turned on too so i worked my way back up her legs but inside her thighs that time. i was pretty shocked to find that she was shaved and i was pretty intrigued so i must have played with her pussy for an hour before she fell asleep.

that was my first experience with that girl but by far not the last. another particularly memorable occasion was when we had bought a bunch of Popsicles and we were watching a movie and kind of cuddling and making out. i was sucking her titties and started playing with her pussy when she excused herself and came back with the popsicles (unknown to me) and just suddenly shoved one up inside me! it was shockingly cold at first but she kept fucking me with it and teasing my clit with it. the popsicle melted pretty fast so she started cleaning it up with her tongue. i got a popsicle and started doing the same thing to her at the same time and we had a popsicle 69.

12/7/2008 7:30:20 PM

In college, I was at this party with two friends of mine. We ended up in this guy's finished basement with an awesome shower. The three of us stripped down and got in the shower touching and feeling and kissing. We totally trashed this guy's bathroom, but he didn't care because he kept coming downstairs to 'check on us.' We dried each other off and crawled into the bed that was in the basement. One of the two girls and I were totally into one another we were making out and she was grinding herself on my leg. God, it was so hot.

This one guy had his like little Mormon cousin there (like 15ish). He crept down to the basement to see what was going on. We noticed him and invited him to come closer -- we didn't care if he watched. We kept right on at it. There was not any oral sex, but there was definitely a lot of touching and playing. That kid probably went back home with quite a story to tell.

12/7/2008 7:36:19 PM

jeebus cripes
im really at a loss as to which experience i should tell
they all kind of melt together because ive been doing it for 10 years and the first is always the worst

12/7/2008 7:46:20 PM

Ladies, I am currently horny. Would you like an experience to post to this thread?

12/7/2008 9:30:42 PM

I think bottombaby needs to start slipping viagra into the hubby's coffee

12/7/2008 9:35:00 PM

probably.

but the stinker would probably thwart me and do some kamikaze fapping while i'm not looking.

12/7/2008 9:37:36 PM

I think bottombaby needs to unplug the internet from her hubby's computer

12/7/2008 9:38:52 PM

once, i shut his laptop off while he was playing WoW and I thought that he would kill me. Like I'd be on the phone with the police all COPS style.

12/7/2008 9:41:12 PM

hold an intervention

12/7/2008 9:42:05 PM

bottombaby: Have you ever considered kamikaze blowjobbing your husband? Bonus points if you say "Kamikaze" like those guys in the first "Worms".

12/7/2008 9:42:15 PM

Yes, I have.

If he's on the computer, he's all like. .

"Erica, no. I'm raiding."
*nudges head under laptop*
"Erica erica erica, stop it!"
*unzips pants, puts on headphones so I can listen to vent* (I am weird)
"Erica, I said STOP."

Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose.

12/7/2008 9:43:55 PM

Interesting.

12/7/2008 9:44:35 PM

he turns down blow jobs?????

for video games?????

f that s

12/7/2008 9:45:00 PM

I think there's probably the whole supply and demand issue.

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 9:45 PM. Reason : BUT THIS IS NOT LESBIAN EXPERIENCES]

12/7/2008 9:45:34 PM

hahahah, you married a loser

12/7/2008 9:46:23 PM

I married a brilliant man, who likes to play video games.

12/7/2008 9:53:33 PM

Quote :

"I married a brilliant man, who likes to play video games."

Oh yes - lots of mensa members play WoW. Brilliant I'm sure.

12/7/2008 9:56:28 PM

This thread delivered way more than I expected it to.

12/7/2008 9:57:31 PM

^ Me too!

12/7/2008 9:57:52 PM

NOT LESBIAN EXPERIENCES PLEASE.

I met my husband because he was dating some lesbian chick that he met as a Park Scholar.

Lesbians please.
Not husbands.
Lesbians.

12/7/2008 9:58:14 PM

hey at least she stopped talking about penis cutting

12/7/2008 9:58:45 PM

Greylin?

12/7/2008 9:59:06 PM

wtf

this deserves an answer


DUDE

TURNS DOWN BLOW JOBS


FOR VIDEO GAMES???????

REALLY???????

wtf

12/7/2008 9:59:07 PM

^^Yes, actually. They dated for like 9 months or something. I had a huge crush on him. Eventually, she went back to chicks and I ended up with him.

And, have you ever thought that blowjobs aren't as alluring when you can get them any time and any where. I have thought about this. I think that I should be more stingy, but it's difficult.

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2008 10:00:04 PM

12/7/2008 10:01:59 PM

^ Trivia: That character's name in Leeroy, given this moniker for one Leeroy Jenkins.

12/7/2008 10:02:59 PM

Quote :

"have you ever thought that blowjobs aren't as alluring when you can get them any time and any where."

They are more alluring then pretending to be an elf on a computer screen.

12/7/2008 10:06:31 PM

hahahaha

12/7/2008 10:07:08 PM

bttt

12/7/2008 10:07:08 PM

bottombaby, you and your hubby should role play and you be his little night elf.

12/7/2008 10:07:36 PM

GGMon: Ahahaha. Hey, I agree!

Uhm, no. I draw the line at shower midget.

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2008 10:08:01 PM

bttt

12/7/2008 10:08:10 PM

bottombaby hook me up wit a date so i can put some sex stories on here

12/7/2008 10:08:50 PM

Thank you!!!

I can think of several closet TWW lesbos, but they like their privacy.

12/7/2008 10:09:38 PM

Quote :

"GGMon: Ahahaha. Hey, I agree! Uhm, no. I draw the line at shower midget."

Oh ok. I understand.

12/7/2008 10:12:18 PM

fuck privacy i need to get me some....its been over a year

12/7/2008 10:12:29 PM

I feel your pain. I haven't gotten anY boob in 2 years.



[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 10:18 PM. Reason : damnit]

12/7/2008 10:14:21 PM

Quote :

"GOTTEN AN BOOB"

12/7/2008 10:15:22 PM

ok its not exactly true in that i only want sex because that HAS been over a year but what i would like is a meaningfull relationship with a lesbo , THEN i can post the fuck fest on here

12/7/2008 10:15:59 PM

NCJockGirl lol, I just checked your photographs. I liked the shout out to t-dubbers, "I love NCJockGirl" and "I love n00bs" and the "Give blood, play Rugby" pic.

Rugby chicks are hard core. The first pair of boobs I ever saw were a rugby chick's. It was in the back room at ComedyWorx.

Anyways, we need more lesbian stories.

12/7/2008 10:16:35 PM

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THE FUCK YOU PEOPLE AT?


STAY ON POINT, GOD DAMN.

12/7/2008 10:17:17 PM