Tomato soup delivery sounds like the worst business model ever.

5/10/2012 11:42:23 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/10/2012 11:44:31 AM

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"^ i like how even though it's pouring rain outside she has to ask her phone if it's raining"

When she asks that questions it looks like she's in an interior bathroom with no windows. Hears something hitting the roof, asks if it's rain. Siri says it's raining and then she goes and looks out the window.

5/10/2012 11:53:11 AM

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2012/05/zooey-deschanels-bangs-are-official-bangs-pantene-pro-v.html

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"They say that hindsight is 20/20. I guess they were right, because it is easy to see that Zooey Deschanel divorced Ben Gibbard because she knew she was gonna start making MAD BANK after her television series New Girl propelled her to mad mainstream fame. She is basically getting pitched HARD by her agents, like a fresh new underaged girl who is being human trafficked out of a series of motels on the outskirts of town. After her mainstream iPhone commercial, she is now the official spokeswoman for Pantene Pro-V, which I guess is some sort of shampoo for yuppie white women. U have to assume she'll be all over our goddamn TV pretty soon, speaking in her frog voice, waving her hair around like it's God's pubes. Just as long as she doesn't sing, I'll probably be cool with it. All we can pray for are some premium shower scenes. I guess I better go buy some Pantene Pro-V and use it as lubricant so I can know what it is like to have the scent of ZoZo on me until I rub my peen raw and it becomes sore and infected. :-( R u gonna buy this product now? Do u just rub bar soap in ur hair bc ur poor? Did ZoZo divorce Ben Gibbard to ensure he didn't 'get a cut' of all of this bank? Is Zooey Deschanel the most marketable woman alive in 2k12?"

5/11/2012 1:33:16 PM

idea... interesting...subscribe...newsletter

5/11/2012 1:34:33 PM

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"waving her hair around like it's God's pubes"

5/11/2012 1:35:44 PM

She might be the most overrated chick ever.

Yup, I said it.

5/11/2012 1:38:16 PM

agreed, but hey, props to her for making it happen.

5/11/2012 1:38:46 PM

its kinda of sad how on page 2 of this thread it was announced she was engaged to Ben Gibbard and now they are divorced

5/11/2012 1:47:46 PM

tww thread pages, the new unit for time measurement.

5/11/2012 1:48:36 PM

Hipster Runoff is a satire site

5/11/2012 1:59:10 PM

bottles are mostly used to hold liquids

5/11/2012 2:04:21 PM

btt

Watching New Girl on Hulu. So very pretty.

9/22/2012 1:22:37 PM

She'd still get it even though she's probably a prude.

9/22/2012 1:52:42 PM

if only she had that ddk butt

9/22/2012 2:14:53 PM

Her wide eyed innocence makes me want to get my hands dirty.

9/22/2012 2:38:14 PM

do you reckon she bleaches her asshole

9/22/2012 2:45:05 PM

doubt it

9/22/2012 2:49:06 PM

do you reckon she would be asked to if she did porn

9/22/2012 2:52:51 PM

I don't think so. She seems like she might be a hippy.

9/22/2012 2:54:40 PM

mega mega babe

9/22/2012 3:06:07 PM

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"its kinda of sad how on page 2 of this thread it was announced she was engaged to Ben Gibbard and now they are divorced "

More like Joie Deschanel, amirite?

9/22/2012 4:52:02 PM

This girl does not like to give full body shots

9/22/2012 5:43:53 PM

9/22/2012 5:45:37 PM

having been a fan of hers for a ridiculous amount of time, I don't know how it took so long for me to realize that she has the perfect amount of leg chub

noticed it while watching a recent episode of New Girl

10/11/2012 12:20:32 PM

I noticed that too! loved it!

10/11/2012 12:22:10 PM

She is the least funny character on her show.

10/11/2012 2:31:43 PM

Not true...the black dude is devoid of humor.

10/11/2012 2:33:15 PM

sooooo 2011

10/11/2012 2:34:55 PM

since the offsping vid "she's got issues"



sooo 2001

[Edited on October 11, 2012 at 2:37 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2012 2:35:40 PM

well well...that's new [to me]

10/11/2012 2:50:46 PM

she was an established actress before that Offspring video

I fell for her after seeing Almost Famous for the first time

10/11/2012 2:55:22 PM

yeah actually that vid was in 1999 and before almost famous

i was just shaving 10 years off because it was a round number.


[Edited on October 11, 2012 at 3:18 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2012 3:17:54 PM

11 years is not quite ar round but whatever

10/11/2012 5:37:53 PM

I'd fuck the shit out of her but whatever

10/11/2012 5:38:33 PM

Shit I had fotgotten she was in "Issues", used to love that video (and the Offspring) back in the day.

I, too, would fuck her. She's in no way hot in a traditional sense, just really damn cute. As long as she doesn't sing...not a fan

10/12/2012 7:54:26 AM

im a fan of her all around.

10/12/2012 9:55:18 AM

she is a frustratingly conservative dresser

10/12/2012 10:29:50 AM

yeah i like her singing too.

10/12/2012 10:42:25 AM