yeah but the vast majority are about you and more importantly something that no one else cares about.
like your license plate
or your stickers
or your new domain
or something at work

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/21/2008 2:33:59 PM

Quote :

"its prolly been said... fuck your mom, you just live if she cant accept that its her fault"

that's what i'm starting to realize

fuck dat, i just lih

Quote :

"yeah but the vast majority are about you and more importantly something that no one else cares about. like your license plate or your stickers or your new domain or something at work"

i really don't give a shit if anyone else cares or not

12/21/2008 2:34:32 PM

but don't listen to me, i'm like a 2/10 poster on an average day

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/21/2008 2:35:02 PM

SURPRISE!

12/21/2008 2:35:36 PM

Quote :

"yeah but the vast majority are about you and more importantly something that no one else cares about. like your license plate or your stickers or your new domain or something at work"

yes, and welcome to the internet

12/21/2008 2:35:56 PM

Quote :

"Lol, it's not YOUR body that decides, it's the mothers'. I vaguely recall the mechanism is in the mother's immune system, the first male child is a "new" foreign object and is therefore not rejected (female children aren't rejected because mom is female, baby is female), but antibodies are created. Second male child has increased chances of being attacked by the mother's immune system, but the way the womb and stuff is set up, this is not very common "

yea I was thinking about this the other day, there must be some weird biological development factor to it

12/21/2008 2:36:05 PM

Quote :

"yes, and welcome to the internet"

more importantly, welcome to chit chat
when it comes down to it, the only reason people make threads on here is so people will notice something they did

12/21/2008 2:36:54 PM

thats not true, okay maybe it is true.



but i meant most people get away with it without looking like an attention whore.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/21/2008 2:38:04 PM

i don't quite see where i'm an attention whore, per se

the approval and/or attention of people on the internets, although somewhat entertaining, is pretty fucking worthless

12/21/2008 2:40:45 PM

I mean, you did make this thread.

12/21/2008 2:41:46 PM

Quote :

"but i meant most people get away with it without looking like an attention whore."

meh, people are only an attention whore if you notice them

i think you pay too much attention to evan

maybe you have a crush on him

12/21/2008 2:42:22 PM

Quote :

"maybe you have a crush on him "

i've thought that all along

Big Business, you can approve my message ANYTIME.

12/21/2008 2:43:22 PM

you're gonna give him "gay panic" and make him go all insane. Anyone who attacks gays that much has to be a repressed raging homosexual.

12/21/2008 2:46:02 PM

Quote :

"plz2tell her that thanks"

see, if you had balls, you'd tell her that.

12/21/2008 2:59:21 PM

i do, indeed, have balls

currently, i am touching them

12/21/2008 3:03:40 PM

lol

12/21/2008 3:04:15 PM

evan, when you get married, who will be escorting you down the aisle?

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : w]

12/21/2008 3:05:37 PM

12/21/2008 3:08:00 PM

that is one of the scariest pictures i've ever seen

also, richard simmons is a detriment to the gay community

12/21/2008 3:09:13 PM

Quote :

"i really don't give a shit if anyone else cares or not"

You do, and you are not happy with your life.

12/21/2008 3:18:18 PM

so what if he is? why does it matter to you?

12/21/2008 3:22:54 PM

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII saw evan kissing Sannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnta Claus, underneath the mistletoe last niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

12/21/2008 4:04:09 PM

but Santa told me I was the only one!

12/21/2008 4:06:16 PM

wait just a minute

Richard Simmons is gay?

12/21/2008 4:08:45 PM

damn dude that sucks

if i were you, i'd do some seriously fucked up shit that would get burned into her brain forever. like i'd get caught blowing some dude in her kitchen.

parents have no right to treat their kids like that, even if they are silly faggots.

12/21/2008 4:08:59 PM

i'd do a tom hanks moneypit laugh if my kid ever told me he was gay

then i'd go beat my wife for making him that way

12/21/2008 4:12:57 PM

what does it mean when the index finger is longer than the ring finger?

12/21/2008 4:28:19 PM

^ it means you're a transsexual

12/21/2008 4:57:30 PM

my index finger is longer than my ring finger.

i'll never know if my other hand was that way

12/21/2008 4:58:54 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "Lol, it's not YOUR body that decides, it's the mothers'. I vaguely recall the mechanism is in the mother's immune system, the first male child is a "new" foreign object and is therefore not rejected (female children aren't rejected because mom is female, baby is female), but antibodies are created. Second male child has increased chances of being attacked by the mother's immune system, but the way the womb and stuff is set up, this is not very common " yea I was thinking about this the other day, there must be some weird biological development factor to it"

I thought that was RH factors?

12/21/2008 5:33:38 PM

i know if i have a son that's gay, he ain't gettin shit from me (college expenses, etc.)...

a lezzo daughter would be fine is she brought her "friends" over.

I will not have a homo son though. fuck that.

12/21/2008 9:47:59 PM

Quote :

"my index finger is longer than my ring finger. i'll never know if my other hand was that way "

hahaha, you're the man

12/21/2008 9:59:50 PM

I'll post in your thread, Evan.

[Edited on December 21, 2008 at 10:48 PM. Reason : 2200!]

12/21/2008 10:48:14 PM

Quote :

"i know if i have a son that's gay, he ain't gettin shit from me (college expenses, etc.)... a lezzo daughter would be fine is she brought her "friends" over. I will not have a homo son though. fuck that."

congratulations

people like you are one of the many reasons our country sucks so much

12/21/2008 10:51:17 PM

You sure are happy!!!!!!!

12/21/2008 10:53:49 PM

Quote :

"i know if i have a son that's gay, he ain't gettin shit from me (college expenses, etc.)... a lezzo daughter would be fine is she brought her "friends" over. I will not have a homo son though. fuck that."

thats pretty depressing, although i am 190% sure that your opinion will change if/when you have children

12/21/2008 10:55:37 PM

just wait until his lezzo daughter starts bringing over her 6'-4" 300 pound leather clad girlfriends.

12/21/2008 10:59:20 PM

Quote :

"i know if i have a son that's gay, he ain't gettin shit from me (college expenses, etc.)..."

what is the logic behind this, are you saying the need for education is somehow related to being straight, like that you consider a large part of the value you're paying for in college to be the sex with women the boy should be having there? or is it that if your son is gay you will hate him and not want to help him? Or is it that you think your kid will turn straight to get college money?

12/21/2008 11:01:31 PM

Quote :

"just wait until his lezzo daughter starts bringing over her 6'-4" 300 pound leather clad girlfriends. "

made me lol.


and there are FAR more things wrong with this country than people like me. just sayin i would not approve of my son liking other dudes (or daughter liking other lasses...i was kidding about that).

the whole college monies thing was just an example. i don't think the need for higher education is related to one being gay or not.

12/21/2008 11:15:33 PM

Quote :

"just wait until his lezzo daughter starts bringing over her 6'-4" 300 pound leather clad girlfriends. "

made me lol.


and there are FAR more things wrong with this country than people like me. just sayin i would not approve of my son liking other dudes (or daughter liking other lasses...i was kidding about that).

the whole college monies thing was just an example. i don't think the need for higher education is related to one being gay or not.

12/21/2008 11:18:24 PM

Quote :

"just sayin i would not approve of my son liking other dudes"

so you would disapprove of your son and not love him
because of something he cannot control?

you're going to pan out to be a GREAT father.

12/22/2008 12:05:51 AM

FAG!

12/22/2008 12:08:28 AM

at least i don't have a neck beard

12/22/2008 12:22:14 AM

To the tune of Jingle Bells...

Snorting thru some blow, is evan's mom most every day...
Evan's straight homo, that whore turns him away...
Some people say thats fucked, some people its straight...
Theres one thing that we know for sure...it's that Evan's really gay! Hey!

Cringle's bells, evan smells, he's kindof really gay
Went to high school, kissed some dudes, his mom exclaims Mistake! hey!

Now he's all grown up, he up and moved away...
Came back for christmas time, his choices haven't changed..
His mom's a bitch for life, and that no one can explain...
His other family members love him even though he's ghey... ayyyyyyyyyyy

Cringle's bells, evan smells, he's kindof really gay
All grown up just wants a fuck, genetics are to blame! hey!

Now this is the story, of this thread on the wolf web...
Evan likes to give his all male gym class head...
Now Christmas is a time, wait fuck it....

Christmas time should be happy, so evan's mom should quit being a goddamn worthless bitch and love her son. Shit I don't agree with his choices and think its not right, but its family, and no matter how fucked up it is, you gotta have a good damn family Christmas. That bitch needs a croquet mallet to the ovaries if she doesn't fuckin respect the family and to some degree love and support her son. Show your mom the song i just made for her on christmas morning, better yet, record it on tape and play it for her. I bet she'll cry!

12/22/2008 12:23:32 AM

evan's mom obviously still loves him, parents can be disappointed in their children, she never said anything along the lines that she doesn't love him.


This is why gays can't have nice things.

12/22/2008 12:25:19 AM

congratulations you are now someone who aspires to be as cool as weird al and fails

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 12:25 AM. Reason : ^^]

12/22/2008 12:25:26 AM

heh, i have to admit, i lol'd

one thing though: they aren't conscious "choices" that i make - i don't choose who i'm attracted to.

Quote :

"evan's mom obviously still loves him, parents can be disappointed in their children, she never said anything along the lines that she doesn't love him."

if she's going to be like this, i'd rather she not love me

12/22/2008 12:25:31 AM

im so disgusted by the panthers

12/22/2008 12:26:08 AM

yeah yeah but i was just a song writin away and didnt really read the thread, just trying to bring the crimmus cheer to everyone, even the gheys

12/22/2008 12:26:16 AM

I don't really know why people who are against gays try to argue that it's a choice anyway, if you could choose to be gay, and you wanted to, wouldn't that make you actually gay?

12/22/2008 12:27:31 AM