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1/6/2009 12:29:18 AM

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"(12:25:40 AM) kiljadn: what a dumb fucking twat (12:25:59 AM) tkcbscud: she's so dense she doesn't even understand how badly she's being insulted (12:26:52 AM) kiljadn: she's just like "fuck it, I'll paint some more awful shit and shill it for pennies on the fucking dollar" (12:27:07 AM) tkcbscud: aha (12:27:11 AM) kiljadn: who cares if i trivialize everything that art's ever meant to stand for (12:27:27 AM) kiljadn: I'm makin money in my fuckin etsy store! (12:27:29 AM) tkcbscud: well blame that on people with bad taste (12:27:36 AM) tkcbscud: etsy (12:27:38 AM) tkcbscud: brilliant (12:27:41 AM) tkcbscud: they dont care (12:27:47 AM) tkcbscud: LIST ALL YOUR SHIT (12:28:02 AM) tkcbscud: just like that fucking auction site where you buy bids (12:28:03 AM) tkcbscud: GENIUS (12:28:05 AM) kiljadn: ITS THE EBAY OF THE ART WORLD (12:28:10 AM) tkcbscud: "art" (12:28:27 AM) tkcbscud: arts and crafts"

1/6/2009 12:29:30 AM

KNIT ME SOME GODDAMNED SOCKS SINCE YOU'RE EBAYING BULLSHIT UP IN HERE

1/6/2009 12:30:15 AM

Damn someone cares about this way too much

1/6/2009 12:32:04 AM

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"a picasso when you see it."

o Magritte
o Monet
o Pollock
o Picasso
o Cassat
o Van Gogh
o O'Keefe

without looking at the URLs, plz tell me what artist painted these

1/6/2009 12:33:09 AM

hay guyz, etsy is actually a pretty badass site

its not their fault this shit gets in

1/6/2009 12:34:15 AM

o'keefe is the shit too!!!

1/6/2009 12:35:28 AM

is that your guess?

1/6/2009 12:36:24 AM

i know the first one is picasso, bold lines, just not proportionally weird

I NEVER SAID THEY STICK TO IT ALL THE TIME, it's what they're used to and a majority of their shit looks the "same".

but ok chop my words up til you "prove" whatever you want about me

1/6/2009 12:38:33 AM

HAY GUYZ, ITS THE BLUE PERIOD AND THE ROSE PERIOD

1/6/2009 12:39:13 AM

It's obvious they're both Picasso since you posted his name right above them and it's obvious you'd like to prove the point.

But I certainly wouldn't guess that, without that little tidbit.

1/6/2009 12:39:18 AM

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"HAY GUYZ, ITS THE BLUE PERIOD AND THE ROSE PERIOD"

seriously tho kiwi, stop projecting

1/6/2009 12:42:16 AM

sure

1/6/2009 12:43:11 AM

1/6/2009 12:45:35 AM

hatas

1/6/2009 12:47:56 AM

when i don't have a point to make, i let memes do the talking for me toooooo

1/6/2009 12:48:03 AM

I think I'm going to go buy a bunch of shit on clearance at World Market and start an Etsy shop of my own. I bet I outsell Kiwi all of you.

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason : l]

1/6/2009 12:49:40 AM

has to be handmade or you'll be shut down

They have that on lockdown because people can report you. hotness

but let me know when you set it up!

1/6/2009 12:51:26 AM

says the girl blatantly violating etsy policy

FOR A BET

1/6/2009 12:52:09 AM

woodfoot: I dont get it - that's not really Picasso's Blue Nude.

Is that your work ?

1/6/2009 12:52:11 AM

lol no

its a print lol

it was the first thing GIS gave me

1/6/2009 12:53:15 AM

1/6/2009 12:53:38 AM

this is my new purpose in this thread

1/6/2009 12:54:32 AM

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"has to be handmade or you'll be shut down"

I see people selling all types of vintage chairs and shit that they definitely did not hand make.

1/6/2009 12:56:40 AM

Report em, unless they made them

1/6/2009 12:57:15 AM

^^anything older than 20 years, that isn't a vehicle, is pretty much fair game as well

^way to know the rules

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 12:58 AM. Reason : `]

1/6/2009 12:58:04 AM

haha vintage isnt my thing.

all i read was handmade by you or closed down

1/6/2009 12:59:05 AM

and yet you listed something you didn't make

FOR A BET

1/6/2009 1:00:07 AM

lolol

1/6/2009 1:00:44 AM

there really should be more artists devoted strictly to submarines

1/6/2009 1:01:26 AM

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"there really should be more artists devoted strictly to submarines"

DAMN YOU, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SIERRA MIST BURNS YOUR NOSTRILS

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:02 AM. Reason : seriously LOLZ]

1/6/2009 1:01:32 AM

boat

lol

or your interpretation, welcome to art

1/6/2009 1:02:17 AM

I'm sure nobody on TWW would be malicious enough to report her though.

1/6/2009 1:02:26 AM

you have to be an etsy member to do that

1/6/2009 1:03:03 AM

Im pretty sure they would actually, i bet it was you.

but it doesnt say he did it on there so i dont know where he got that idea from

1/6/2009 1:03:41 AM

That's like saying you have to be an eBay member. It's less exclusive than a Sam's Club membership.

1/6/2009 1:03:49 AM

it seems to be more popular as a submarine. maybe you should run with that if you want to make the loot

1/6/2009 1:04:15 AM

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"(12:28:02 AM) tkcbscud: just like that fucking auction site where you buy bids (12:28:03 AM) tkcbscud: GENIUS"

that shit is genius, btw.

1/6/2009 1:04:23 AM

your mom is a submarine

1/6/2009 1:05:14 AM

i tip my tri-corner hat to whoever did report her

you should screen cap where she says she would hate to lie to etsy, in case she relists it

1/6/2009 1:06:15 AM

blahblahblah

1/6/2009 1:07:42 AM

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"these days they use 3-d x-ray technology to count the different brush strokes"

for some artists we do that, but usually we look under the paint see how it was gessoed etc. and if all of the little things like type of paint and canvass match up with the right age and the known paintings of the artist.

1/6/2009 1:08:45 AM

thats why i distinctly said "one of the first steps"



you know what this thread needs

spookyjon

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:12 AM. Reason : him or VB]

1/6/2009 1:08:58 AM

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"it's what they're used to and a majority of their shit looks the "same". "

1/6/2009 1:18:11 AM

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"Im pretty sure they would actually, i bet it was you."

Wait, so someone actually reported it?
Ha ha if so.

1/6/2009 1:19:25 AM

that bread is fucking surreal

1/6/2009 1:21:03 AM

FLASHING

LIGHTS!

[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 1:22 AM. Reason : damnit]

1/6/2009 1:22:18 AM

I was hoping Dali was going to show up here, somehow. To be fair, though, a decent chunk of his works do have similar styles/themes.

1/6/2009 1:24:52 AM

1/6/2009 1:25:21 AM

^Woah, fuck.

1/6/2009 1:27:04 AM