when you're solving a math problem on the board, end it with "me + u = B======D------"

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 12:33 PM. Reason : PAGE 5 MOTHERFUCKERS]

1/15/2009 12:32:36 PM

lol if only i had a shot to do that

1/15/2009 12:43:37 PM

Oh she'll give you somewhere to shoot.

1/15/2009 12:44:23 PM

lol i'm thinking about just trying the ice cream joke thing for the fuck of it, at first i just made the thread for the lulz but it's at least interesting and reasonable

1/15/2009 12:50:06 PM

THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE!!!1!!

1/15/2009 1:42:17 PM

sorry man, we're busy hating on kiwi

1/15/2009 1:42:40 PM

wear tight jeans bitches love tight jeans apparently

and neon colored shoes and hats....and have hair covering your eyes



/old man rant

1/15/2009 1:44:13 PM

i'm thinking about printing out a giant and seeing how she likes it

bitches love smiley faces

1/15/2009 1:46:47 PM

Just pull a Forest Gump and beat the shit out of the first guy you see put a move on her.

1/15/2009 3:04:39 PM

lol i'd have to stalk her or something

1/15/2009 3:06:54 PM

Talk to her by making fun of the class or the professor just to test the waters. Usually works.

1/15/2009 3:07:30 PM

^^^Its a lot less funny when you're the guy who gets jumped by a strong retard out of nowhere while talking to a cute girl.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Reason : arrows]

1/15/2009 3:11:03 PM

it'd work better if i were retarded

1/15/2009 3:12:22 PM

that's probably why people usually try to meet girls at places where you can get drunk.

1/15/2009 3:14:12 PM

oh god you have to get this and try it

1/15/2009 4:40:47 PM

lol, can we get a translation?

1/15/2009 4:42:03 PM

there wasn't one on the site i saw it, maybe some tww sleuths can track it down. it's goddamned awesome though

1/15/2009 4:42:56 PM

+1

1/15/2009 4:43:11 PM

"Ayto mbi beyepom'b gyaem'b ab-natb? Aa hnyero... Nocnanm'b aoma. Aoma? Kakar tocka."

1/15/2009 5:22:50 PM

Hopefully you're aware that that's a completely different written language.

1/15/2009 5:32:22 PM

looks like russian or something like that

1/15/2009 5:58:45 PM

THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE!

I NEED STEP 3!

STEP 1: Say hi

STEP 2: Ice cream joke

STEP 3: ....

STEP N: PROFIT

1/15/2009 9:00:01 PM

The awkward meter is going to spring to life at Step 1 and it's going to peg at Step 2, I'd advise planning a good exit strategy for step 3.

1/15/2009 9:04:19 PM

insert penis into vagina and let it be done

1/15/2009 9:04:46 PM

^^there's no awkwardness when you have alcohol in your system!

^penis and vagina sex is step N

1/15/2009 9:05:56 PM

^ or cocaine

1/15/2009 9:06:46 PM

^not an option

1/15/2009 9:07:42 PM

^not yet

1/15/2009 9:08:13 PM

BigEgo, I think this calls for some recon.

I'll suit up in my all black stalker gear, repel down from the top of Harrelson....

oh wait, but there are no windows in the classroom. How would I roll in the classroom unnoticed?

1/15/2009 9:08:14 PM

^dress up as a student and meet me in HA sit in the back, and maybe the guy won't notice

1/15/2009 9:09:05 PM

BigEgo....pic or it hasnt happened

1/15/2009 9:09:09 PM

pm me class info and i'll be there

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 9:10 PM. Reason : TWW TO THE RESCUE]

1/15/2009 9:10:06 PM

the chick exists, my actions or intention to act is still in question

1/15/2009 9:10:11 PM

^pic or it didnt happen

1/15/2009 9:11:10 PM

alright, I'm gonna get to the bottom of this

BigEgo is getting laid

mark my words

1/15/2009 9:15:35 PM

lol this could, MAYBE, spawn a more interesting thread later

1/15/2009 9:16:46 PM

PM RECEIVED

1/15/2009 9:20:14 PM

shits getting interesting, potentially

1/15/2009 9:21:50 PM

so did you ever talk to the chick?

1/26/2009 2:59:03 PM

i have no idea what your name means

1/26/2009 3:02:12 PM

Quote :

""Law of ugly women: If there are no cute girls around then the least ugly girl starts to look cute.""

I always refer to this as "The Effect"

1/26/2009 3:07:12 PM

...

1/26/2009 3:09:13 PM

this chick is definitely hot, that's for sure.

1/26/2009 3:28:53 PM

pussy

1/26/2009 4:16:52 PM

^^lol wut

1/26/2009 4:53:08 PM

sorry BigEgo

i got to that shit first

1/26/2009 5:01:55 PM

there are multiple cute chicks in there son

1/26/2009 5:09:23 PM

i think i might flirt with her tomorrow

2/12/2009 12:33:10 PM

^ hopefully she can keep you off tdub

2/16/2009 10:21:16 AM

this chick likes to be setted up

2/16/2009 10:53:09 AM