jake peavy will throw a sep 28 1-run CG in which alex rios hits 2 home runs

they will then go get ice cream afterwards

8/18/2009 1:48:35 PM

Then the rest of the team will have "moment of silence for fallen comrade in Krakow..."

8/18/2009 1:59:10 PM

picked one up

8/19/2009 10:00:31 PM

fuck you guys' couch

8/19/2009 11:01:21 PM

The one outside the frathouse?

Dude, many a good one-liner has some from that couch.

8/19/2009 11:29:03 PM

Oh, the irony of the perfect game pitcher being the downfall of your playoff hopes...

0-4 in the last 4.

8/23/2009 6:39:19 PM

waaaaaaah I have so much pride I can't respond about my beloved polish baseball team

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

8/24/2009 2:42:22 AM

as it stands, the white sox have a better chance to make the playoffs than the rays. a little bit pathetic, but, still..

8/24/2009 8:43:35 AM

^^ nah, i think we were all just trying to see how many consecutive posts you'd make in this thread

my bet was 7

8/24/2009 9:29:38 AM

Quote :

"as it stands, the white sox have a better chance to make the playoffs than the rays. a little bit pathetic, but, still.."

Can't really see your logic there, considering the Rays are only 3 back in the wildcard to a team whose ass they OWN, while the Chi 'Lox drop three straight to Central division leader after Buerhle's perfect game. So if you want to talk about pathetic, maybe you'd mention your miserable/pathetic attempts to beat the Tigres all year; and to reiterate, a certain "Mr. Perfect" being 0-4 in his last 4 starts.

Child, please.

And speaking of miserable, and though I highly don't want this to happen, it's going to be miserable watching the Red Sox beat up on yall for three games this week...

[Edited on August 24, 2009 at 4:09 PM. Reason : f]

8/24/2009 4:09:02 PM

KENNY!!!!!! Send this asshole to Charlotte!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote :

"V Martinez walked, A Gonzalez to second. 4 1 K Youkilis hit by pitch, A Gonzalez to third, V Martinez to second. 4 1 D Ortiz safe at first on error by pitcher J Contreras, A Gonzalez scored, V Martinez to third, K Youkilis to second. 4 2 J Bay walked, V Martinez scored, K Youkilis to third, D Ortiz to second. 4 3 K Youkilis scored, D Ortiz to third, J Bay to second on wild pitch by J Contreras. 4 4 M Lowell homered to left, D Ortiz and J Bay scored. 4 7 D Carrasco relieved J Contreras. 4 7"

8/24/2009 8:28:39 PM

So what does Ellsbury have left for the cycle tonight? I bet it's not much...

8/24/2009 10:14:28 PM

yeah, all he needs is the home run and the ever-elusive single

8/24/2009 10:23:07 PM

i love the white sox this year, seems like i always look early and see us up 3-1, then 30 minutes later i look again and it is 4-10.

8/24/2009 10:33:54 PM

Yeah.

They're gonna put in Paps here in a sec, I'm sure. It's over.

8/24/2009 10:35:37 PM

Needs:

axe Contreras
find a 2B
slap Quentin

8/24/2009 10:35:50 PM

Meh. Contreras is done.

8/24/2009 11:22:09 PM

I wish your boys would find it in their hearts to win a clutch fucking game sometime this season...

8/25/2009 8:13:16 PM

Quote :

"oh god ideal situation would be for him to throw a great, or at least decent, game then kenny trades him while has value is highest."

hate to say i called it, although i guess the 2nd part was unrealistic w/ jose's contract and track record, but he did have a couple decent starts when he came back, would have been awesome to get something for him.

8/25/2009 9:20:13 PM

^4 good starts when he came back in june and his second most recent start, that was it

his ERA was under 5 for a while this season

anyway, this game tonight has been a comedy of errors for the red sox. I hope the right sox capitalize

8/25/2009 9:37:15 PM

If silly baseball stats can predict the outcome of future games, I'd say you guys have a shot of winning tonight.

But I don't think it's going to happen.

8/26/2009 2:02:57 PM

what do you enjoy more... trolling this thread or seeing the red sox lose? are you having an inner conflict during this series?

8/26/2009 2:03:46 PM

I enjoy the game of baseball.

And trolling or not, everything I've recently said has been true -

1. The ChiSox HAVENT won a clutch game this year
2. So far, you ARE watching your team get beat miserably by the Red Sox
3. An 0 in the last 4 pitcher IS a detriment to a team trying to make the playoffs
4. Your team does NOT have a better chance of making the playoffs than the Rays

Good DAY, sir.


Btw, the Tigers are doing pretty well against the AL West-leading Angels. That also doesn't help much...


[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 2:13 PM. Reason : t]

8/26/2009 2:07:26 PM

go tigers

8/26/2009 2:09:31 PM

I just don't get the point in talking shit to fans of a 0.500 team who aren't even swinging their cocks around like SOME fans.

8/26/2009 2:16:32 PM

CWS - 4.0 GB
MIN - 4.0 GB

8/26/2009 7:35:33 PM

F
U
C
K
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/26/2009 9:48:31 PM

is it just me or is ozzie quick with the chain on the starters this series?

8/26/2009 9:56:35 PM

of course it's Papi tonight

he's batting .067 on the season, but he has to rip our hearts out on a night where the Tiggers and the Twins lost

8/26/2009 10:00:20 PM

back in 2nd!!!!!!!

8/27/2009 11:11:08 PM

The Tigers are about to lose 3 in a row. Are you guys ready for this, or are you gonna do what you always do?

8/28/2009 12:25:04 PM

My team just gave up Scotty K for 2 dick-rubbers.

I guess that's what I get for trolling your faggot-ass White Sox thread. I guess the Sox won tonight. Oh wait, they didn't.

8/29/2009 3:24:08 AM

Quote :

"''[Today's] starter is going to be Jose Contreras,'' Guillen said after the loss Friday night. ''I don't have many choices. Our choices in the minor leagues weren't very good. He's going to start. We made sure we changed his routine, so we hope he pitches well.''"

[Edited on August 29, 2009 at 2:31 PM. Reason : sweet, first AL team to 100 errors!!!!! ]

8/29/2009 2:21:26 PM

KENNY!!!!!!!!!

8/29/2009 5:34:03 PM

My Twins are about a week and a half from 1st in the Central

8/29/2009 5:46:12 PM

I don't care anymore. this season's a waste of time

8/29/2009 7:55:43 PM

i love Ozzie so much!

Quote :

"I feel like I'm stealing money from Jerry, and that's a shame. When you have more errors than hits, you better look yourself in the mirror and second-guess yourself. I'm second-guessing myself right now, making the wrong lineup every day. I watched Little League this morning ... they were playing better than we did. At least it was more fun. This is not major-league baseball, sorry."

Quote :

"I'm the one who should take the blame, and I will take the blame, 100 percent, no doubt," Guillen said. "But give me some reason to take the blame. Give me some bullets to fight for you guys. Give me some ammunition."

Quote :

"Jose .. this is a movie we've been watching for the last three months," Guillen said. "I wish I had another choice besides Jose out there. If he's a failure, we hate his shit. [The other players], they feel for him, as a manager I love Jose. I wish for a better result for him. I do. I show him how much we love him to give him the ball every five days. Too bad it's not working for him right now."

8/29/2009 9:12:48 PM

you're welcome, Joe Mauer....helped him bump the ol' average to .368

8/31/2009 10:33:59 PM

man i sure am glad we picked up rios and kotsay

and i loved this:

Quote :

"Dye, who is in the final year of his contract, became expendable when the White Sox claimed Alex Rios on waivers from the Blue Jays. Dye is hitting .262 with 25 homers and 72 RBIs."

gg willaims, when you have the chance to save 2 mil a year and take significant downgrade in production, you have to make that trade.

i'm glad we aquire all these players and pack it in 2 weeks laters

peavy was a stellar pick too, might have been a warning sign when they offered to take less for him if we wouldnt bother with a physical


yes i am bitter

8/31/2009 10:48:54 PM

i'm bitter as hell

especially on nights where the Tigers lose

8/31/2009 10:50:28 PM

next year will be better. this year is over though

8/31/2009 11:14:08 PM

NEVER SAY DIE!!

9/5/2009 9:34:19 PM

yea i was looking at the schedule, forgot we had 6 more against det and 3 more against minny


i've already written the season off, so its all icing at this point

9/5/2009 9:41:41 PM

9/21 through 9/27

that's the season

9/5/2009 9:48:25 PM

For all the "trolling" I've done, I'll say some nice things -

First of all, good attempt at the sweep on the suck cox. It's unfortunate that my team of no direction couldn't figure out how to beat the Tigers. It would have worked in both of our favors. And I'm regressing back into failure mode more and more as I see the Rays play each day further these fucking days....

And secondly, since we get extra innings here for free now apparently, I've been watching the games - I haven't a clue who yalls announcer is, but I love that guy. He's fucking hilarious.

9/7/2009 2:40:48 AM

go tigers

lol at the twins and sox

9/7/2009 2:24:27 PM

this is kinda defining our season, as ozzie said

take 3 of 4 from red sox, struggle with A's

have i mentioned that i am a huge Pena fan?

9/9/2009 11:13:05 PM

jermaine dye 0/6 tonight
alex rios dropping the ball in the 13th
another wasted start by freddy garcia

this team should refund my money I spent on them this year

9/9/2009 11:56:17 PM

^^^^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Harrelson

He's a hoot to listen to; makes seasons like this a little more bearable

9/10/2009 12:15:58 AM

i refuse to give up hope

5.5 out

need to take care the Mariners the next two days and then sweep the Royals at home, while the Twins and Tigers are beating up on each other

i could see us being 2 games out going into the homestand against the Twins and Tigers

it's still doable

9/16/2009 1:18:10 AM