every wednesday, my dear.

6/29/2009 8:25:43 PM

i know....but i can't go on wednesday this week


and it's weird that the schedule on page 3 is correct but the one on the website and myspace page aren't

[Edited on June 29, 2009 at 8:27 PM. Reason : asdf]

6/29/2009 8:26:18 PM

i'd smack LP's pussy even if she said "no dont!"

cause LP likes to have her pussy slapped

6/29/2009 8:28:16 PM

oh shit.. .coulda sworn we had the newest one up. yeah, all's the same but wednesday.

6/29/2009 8:29:02 PM

^^stop, no, don't

6/29/2009 8:29:26 PM

open-hand of course

need to "jostle" without "traumatizing"

6/29/2009 8:31:41 PM

more like no, don't stop. amirite damnit now that makes me want to watch How High

6/29/2009 8:33:08 PM

i wonder if i can get hammered enough before i go out there on friday to actually drink PBR

7/1/2009 9:05:03 AM

<3 Ruckus.

Never seen you gaggle of idiots out there though.

7/1/2009 12:22:22 PM

that's because i'm super stealth...

i blend in any crowd

7/1/2009 12:23:57 PM

Except when you're chasing down my car flipping me the bird, AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

7/1/2009 12:25:38 PM

i didn't chase you down...

and i didn't even flip you my hostile bird...



you don't know what you're talking about

7/1/2009 12:28:14 PM

This is TWW! What kind of story would it be if one did not exaggerate!?

7/1/2009 12:29:10 PM

just for that you're getting the hostile bird on friday

7/1/2009 12:29:52 PM

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 12:32 PM. Reason : better]

7/1/2009 12:30:56 PM

my bird is way more hostile than that

7/1/2009 12:31:56 PM

is it weird that i actually like PBR? I prefer it to most domestics

7/1/2009 1:04:09 PM

yes


actually...not really...since most imports taste like ass...and PBR tastes like ass...i guess it makes sense

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 1:05 PM. Reason : dfgfd]

7/1/2009 1:05:08 PM

no.

plenty of scenesters will agree with you.

7/1/2009 1:06:36 PM

if enjoying PBR = weird then me and my friends are the weirdest people ever

7/1/2009 1:06:57 PM

and i like ass.... guess its all coming full circle now

7/1/2009 1:07:05 PM

Um....

I'm just gonna go ahead and leave now son....

7/1/2009 1:08:04 PM

eww girl...you nasty

7/1/2009 1:08:23 PM

the reason that hipsters (scenesters... whatever the fuck the kids are calling them these days) drink PBR is because of David Lynch's Blue Velvet

I am correct in thinking this... ain't I

that's why they drink it

7/1/2009 1:08:28 PM

i bet they'd stop if they knew there was a country song about it

7/1/2009 1:09:21 PM

i bet they wouldn't

7/1/2009 1:10:11 PM

you may be right...

i don't know anything about those people

7/1/2009 1:11:06 PM

are we talking about black people now?

7/1/2009 1:12:07 PM

it's more about it being cost effective than anything else

7/1/2009 1:12:14 PM

PBR!!!

7/1/2009 1:13:05 PM

^^but PBR is $2 at Ruckus...

I can walk across the parking lot and pay $1.50 for Busch Light or Miller High Life...

both of which i prefer to PBR

7/1/2009 1:14:21 PM

what???

the reason that hipsters (scenesters... whatever the fuck the kids are calling them these days) drink PBR is because most places around Raleigh serve it for just $1.25-$1.50 and it tastes better than Bud, Coors, Busch or Miller Lite

7/1/2009 1:14:59 PM

I'm telling you

David Lynch's Blue Velvet

I would bet the fucking moon.

7/1/2009 1:15:33 PM

the reason that hipsters (scenesters... whatever the fuck the kids are calling them these days) drink PBR is because most places around Raleigh serve it for just $1.25-$1.50 and it tastes better than Bud, Coors, Busch or Miller Lite


there...i fixed it for you

7/1/2009 1:16:23 PM

well you just have an awful taste in beer if you prefer busch to PBR

i can handle a high life or two at the most, but any more than 2 and it destroys my stomach

7/1/2009 1:17:00 PM

you shut your mouth

7/1/2009 1:17:41 PM

understand... I mean more as an origin point

the reason that any individual hipster drinks PBR is because other hipsters drink PBR

but the origin point is

David Lynch's Blue Velvet

7/1/2009 1:17:43 PM

you know i love you

(but seriously, busch = )

7/1/2009 1:19:00 PM

that's totally why i drink Coors...


Burt Reynolds made a movie about it and drove around in a Firebird with a CB...

that was enough reason for me and every other piece of white trash to do it

7/1/2009 1:19:49 PM

the Banquet Beer

7/1/2009 1:20:24 PM

while living in the mountains, we drank a bunch of coors original, which is about a trillion times better than coors light

7/1/2009 1:20:38 PM

look people...

i'm not a beer drinker....

well...i'm almost 100% a beer drinker...


but i like domestic piss light beer...

which translates into "i'm not a beer drinker"...


so you can all bite my fat white ass...

i stick behind my original premise that PBR tastes like dirty swamp water...

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 1:23 PM. Reason : safd]

7/1/2009 1:22:59 PM

7/1/2009 1:23:54 PM

you dont have a fat white ass, you have a tiny white ass

7/1/2009 1:36:26 PM

luckily, i've never dated anyone who didn't enjoy PBR

or at least they would pretend to enjoy it around me

7/1/2009 1:37:51 PM

nvm

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 1:43 PM. Reason : "i too have gotten coug"]

7/1/2009 1:38:01 PM

^ basically he was a little peved about spending so much money (at Ruckus?) but then said it was OK because he got some "coug" (apparently got some pussy... maybe of the older variety)

7/1/2009 1:44:23 PM

^^^^i have a flat wide ass

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 1:45 PM. Reason : sdfad]

7/1/2009 1:45:34 PM

YOUR ASS IS LIKE GRIDDLE CAKES



RIDGED AND JUICY

7/1/2009 1:47:15 PM

^^ Isn't that like, the worst possible configuration for an ass?

Flat and wide?


Your ass cannot be that bad son, no fucking way son. Way too hot to have a flat, wide ass son.

7/1/2009 1:48:15 PM