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2/6/2009 3:34:33 PM

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"sorry imphoto, but your shit has to go here. nothing child can be left behind"

what?

2/6/2009 5:27:27 PM

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"or the time that cops were questioning dzandrea about him, and his alleged terrorist activity "

wat? cops were questioning people about my 'alleged terrorist activity'? wtf? i ain't done nothing in my life that could be classified as terrorism. in fact, believe it or not, i have emailed anonymous tips to both the FBI and the MI5/MI6 about suspicious stuff happening in areas where i have lived.

and why were they questioning dzandrea? i just don't get it.

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anyway, this definitely belongs here:



holy shit... i feel bad for being responsible for the taking of that pic

well, not really

i can't exactly remember how it happened, but i think in some thread she was boasting about how big her boobs were or something and that she could lick her nips, so i asked her if she could take a pic to prove it because i didn't believe it. she posted that pic in the thread but edited it out before anybody could see/save it, but i saved it anybody remember the details more accurately?

another scandal:

another time, in pms, she was boasting about how guys left and right would hit on her and send her their pics [wow ]. remember the racist nchsref? according to her, he was sending her his peen pics i didn't believe it, so she sent me a pic in a pm, and i promptly posted it in chit chat. y'all remember that... i am sure the pic is floating around tww, not that i want to see it. but really, what did he, or all the other guys allegedly hitting on her, see in her?

2/6/2009 6:50:46 PM

has EMCE and BigMan's spring break thread been mentioned (far to lazy to go through this thread)?

2/6/2009 7:26:37 PM

It has, and it was one of the first threads i ever read on tww. i've been let down every day since

2/6/2009 7:33:05 PM

ive only read to page 2 so far but what about the jami tit licking thing?!!?!?!
yeah..there is it!

didnt someone make tww action figures?

this saga



[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 7:46 PM. Reason : asd]

2/6/2009 7:39:30 PM

I remember the magic cards and action figures. I was sad I never got one

2/6/2009 8:12:10 PM

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"in fact, believe it or not, i have emailed anonymous tips to both the FBI and the MI5/MI6 about suspicious stuff happening in areas where i have lived."

snitches get stitches

2/6/2009 8:19:32 PM

2/6/2009 9:00:46 PM

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"what about that "hurry guys i have a match tonight" about the xbox crashing for the guys halo tournament or something"

That was hilarious. I've never intentionally tried to troll before but man you guys got worked up about that. It started because we legitimately needed help fixing ncevola's xbox so I posted from his name, then it just got fun from there. He was so pissed because I ruined his internet credibility. I was looking at his posts today and nearly every one is followed by "Please I have a match tonight" haha.

And Wraith - Thats what it was for? All I remember was it was a night I was down in Auburn for spring break and we went to a mexican restaurant. I found the guys mustache/sideburns to be hilarious so I remember posting about it late at night. Drunk tdub posting. Woo!

[Edited on February 6, 2009 at 10:50 PM. Reason : a]

2/6/2009 10:48:52 PM

2/6/2009 10:49:56 PM

get'm green monster

2/6/2009 10:56:07 PM

I'm glad Mcdangers dancing thread got posted. That was one of my favorites. I didnt join TWW till the summer of '05 so I missed a ton but thats one of the few 30+ page threads I've gone through every page of.

2/6/2009 11:00:11 PM

AntiJester's death.

2/7/2009 8:16:33 AM

IM A FUCKING FISH AND IM NOT FUCKING FUNNY

2/7/2009 8:51:09 AM

What about the TWW Porn thread. I can't remember who started it but I still have the picture that was made for me in my photo gallery.

2/7/2009 9:35:47 AM

I'M FUCKING IRRITATING AND I'M BOUGHT BY FUCKING CUNTS

2/7/2009 9:36:01 AM

Quote :

"i can't exactly remember how it happened, but i think in some thread she was boasting about how big her boobs were or something and that she could lick her nips, so i asked her if she could take a pic to prove it because i didn't believe it. she posted that pic in the thread but edited it out before anybody could see/save it, but i saved it anybody remember the details more accurately?"

She was talking about her boobs and you(trapezius) wanted to see if you could get her to post her boob pics. So you offered her $50 if she posted a pic of her boobs. She posted one that was just her boobs but not her face. You said you weren't gonna give her the money cause it could be anyone's boobs. So she posted the one that is now famous, and then wanted her money and you told her you weren't ever planning on giving her 50 bucks and it was lolworthy. Something like that.

Also, concerning the [NO] guy, he was on here for a long time before he became a sensation. Fermat found the [NO] guy in a random search in google images (I believe he just searched keyword: "kevin".) He was posted sporadically on the boards between 2001 and 2003, but was never hugely popular. Then in 2003, I believe he became popular because either fermat or jackleg started a thread saying they had found the [NO] guy. They had searched the web until they located his company's website with his picture. It was then revealed that his full name was Kevin O'Kane. Then his colleagues' pictures were used for [yes] and other variations. Then a sensation came about of photoshopping his pics.

You guys remember the jsquared/MiataFiveOh(9one9) fight?

Don't forget Myrtle and her buttsex.

2/7/2009 10:01:54 AM

^ oh yeah... hahahah... thanks for dropping the facts!

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"snitches get stitches"

maybe so, but terrorists get tortured!

(or not, according to that nazi bush)

2/7/2009 3:51:02 PM

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

2/7/2009 4:15:39 PM

2/7/2009 4:53:29 PM

oh jeez... ive been around for just about everything mentioned... im more old school than i thought

oh and as far as the [NO] guy goes, didnt people find his phone number and try talking to him or leave voicemails? the memory of this is hazy but i know it happened

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 5:10 PM. Reason : ksdjkd]

2/7/2009 4:58:39 PM

^I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I remember someone calling him.

2/7/2009 5:36:13 PM

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"LargeEddy ate my balls that shit had me falling out of my chair laughing all those years ago."

indeed, even though he was a ok guy bobbydigital did a fucking spot on chinee accent in text

the JELRican drama's (01-02)
the Annlove drama's (01-02?)
the early UT porn discussions (00-01)
Myrtle queen of the buttsecks (01 summer)
first 500 post poster ---> Evan aka Evvvvvrock or something like that. in late 00' or early '01
rat hunting thread ('00 fall)

the end of Brent Road massive (last one in '00, '01 had hundreds of cops (pics))
the end of Pigstock (spring '02 last one?)
the early spammers (01 summer and on)

yeah, i've been here a long long fucking time

[Edited on February 7, 2009 at 11:15 PM. Reason : s]

2/7/2009 11:14:06 PM

There was also a thread back in 2002 I think about some people who were gonna go rummaging around in the basement of the 1911 building looking for ghosts or something. I think the police showed up and some people got arrested.

2/8/2009 12:11:07 AM

steam tunnel explorations

2/8/2009 12:17:15 AM

nael fixes the site 2012

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/8/2009 12:18:17 AM

qntmfred takes over

EUPHALO forum is created

2009

2/8/2009 12:19:02 AM

don't forget christinamodel.com

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 12:19 AM. Reason : s]

2/8/2009 12:19:16 AM

nael maxes and relaxes on dat 190% alias & ad revenue 2008

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/8/2009 12:19:40 AM

There was a photoshop the [NO] guy thread. Also, some people found a forum that he used for his business and started posting links to TWW threads on it.

2/8/2009 12:21:32 AM

don't forget christinamodel.com

aha i was just about to add this

all your base.... (the one the only the phenomena)

2/8/2009 12:24:16 AM

Has anyone mentioned the girl that was in NJROTC that had the sex pictures? She was friends with the redhead girl that was also in NJROTC.

2/8/2009 12:25:05 AM

who was it? need more than that

2/8/2009 12:26:43 AM

CodeRed4791

Can't remember who the other girl was that had the pictures though.

2/8/2009 12:31:30 AM

Early TWW when parties could be posted without Police retribution--Prior to about November 2000

DJBlow, the guy who jizzed in a girl's hair and asked for advice online--December 2000

The first TWW gathering at Ruckus--December 2000

The TWW softball team--Spring 2001

Cee-Jay deep throating banana pics--Spring 2002

Myrtle and her buttsex shenanigans--Spring 2001

The experiment with avatars as signatures (late 2000?)

Writing "TWW" across various parts of one's body--Spring 2001

News 14 Carolina covers The Wolf Web on Brent Road during the 2001 Brent Road bash. (I am still looking for this video)

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 12:39 AM. Reason : .]

2/8/2009 12:37:19 AM

esgargs runs TWW

2012

2/8/2009 12:39:18 AM

InsaneMan

Didn't he ride his bike around the brickyard with that dead squirrel on a stick??

I'm thinking that was 2001-02 or so.

2/8/2009 1:22:20 AM

no one remembers that shit

2/8/2009 1:24:09 AM

i totally forgot the dancing thread

man, does the wayback machine cover animated gifs lol

Quote :

"Robots.txt Query Exclusion. We're sorry, access to http://thewolfweb.com has been blocked by the site owner via robots.txt. "

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 3:22 AM. Reason : FUCK YOU, ROBOTS.TXT]

2/9/2009 3:21:06 AM

Cum Hair

2/9/2009 4:38:27 AM

Quote :

"The TWW softball team--Spring 2001"

There was also a TWW Intramural Co-Ed Flag Football Team

The team name was "The Well Hungarians"

Members:

EVroccck
begonias
Maverick
chocoholic
me
C-Mack
CrazyJ
Joe
Flutterby
BeckNCSU
markgoal

and I am sure there are others...

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 8:59 AM. Reason : .]

2/9/2009 8:59:07 AM

Here's TWW Softball team:




BeckNCSU
Wadhead1
markgoal
ironmike
Maverick
NCDoodlebug

I can't remember Nick's name on here

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 9:06 AM. Reason : f]

2/9/2009 9:04:41 AM

what about the mustache that cam eback together - or however that phrase went

and I agree, the McDanger danceoff thread was gold

2/9/2009 9:22:03 AM

Someone needs to go through and make a summary of the events in one post. Then evan can do this:

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"if you guys get together a decent sized list with dates, i'll whip up a graphical timeline a la the one wired did of apple's history. [Edited on February 5, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/17.01/ff_mac_viewer.html]"

2/9/2009 12:29:37 PM

what about the guy who posted pics and descriptions of his shits in the toilet bowl?

2/9/2009 12:41:10 PM

Oh snap!

I played softball with TWW. Not the season of the pic though

2/9/2009 12:43:01 PM

^^^ that seems to me to be a pretty terrible visual device for presenting information of this nature

2/9/2009 12:52:59 PM

eh, yeah - but it would probably look cool

2/9/2009 12:53:49 PM

I'm almost... ALMOST... sad that I was never part of any of the real drama. I mean, I was around for all of it, and I remember almost everything mentioned in here from between 2000 and 2004 or so (when i was in school), but I was never involved in any of the big stuff.

Oh, except I was at the slip n slide parties. Jared, they were always amazing.

EDIT: Oh, and the brownies that one time at one of the many, many gorman crossings parties that got everyone sick, then Febin ate the rest of several days later and puked up at a movie theater
EDIT 2: I also got suspended for repeatedly posting the Anita Flick photos, because I was so annoyed with people saying they were photoshops. They may actually still be on my web server somewhere

[Edited on February 9, 2009 at 1:08 PM. Reason : .]

2/9/2009 12:59:45 PM