get together one more time

2/12/2009 2:45:45 PM

oh shit balls

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : too late]

2/12/2009 2:45:50 PM

2/12/2009 2:45:52 PM

2/12/2009 2:46:07 PM

9 cents is about all that's worth

2/12/2009 2:46:27 PM

she looks kinda like John Goodman....but i would rather see his tits.


Post

2/12/2009 2:46:45 PM

ljdsf

2/12/2009 2:47:18 PM

Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours, baby
I'll get mine
Gonna make it, baby
If we try

2/12/2009 2:47:22 PM

pOsT

2/12/2009 2:47:55 PM

bump

2/12/2009 2:48:06 PM

2/12/2009 2:48:23 PM

damn.. fast fucking thread

2/12/2009 2:48:26 PM

The old get old
And the young get stronger
May take a week
And it may take longer
They got the guns
But we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah
We're takin' over
Come on!

2/12/2009 2:49:12 PM

http://descendant-promotions.com/blog/media/1/20070422-kiwi.jpg

2/12/2009 2:49:42 PM

YEAH

2/12/2009 2:49:50 PM

http://jetsbackpack.ytmnd.com/

2/12/2009 2:50:08 PM

2/12/2009 2:50:42 PM

just say no

2/12/2009 2:50:47 PM

Your ballroom days are over, baby
Night is drawing near
Shadows of the evening crawl across the years
Ya walk across the floor with a flower in your hand
Trying to tell me no one understands
Trade in your hours for a handful dimes
Gonna' make it, baby, in our prime

2/12/2009 2:51:08 PM

no

2/12/2009 2:51:25 PM

Kiwi (genus Apteryx)

The kiwis comprise three species - the common or brown kiwi (A. australis), the little spotted kiwi (A. oweni), and the great spotted kiwi (A. haasti). All three species are restricted to New Zealand, with the great and little spotted species found only on South Island. They prefer a forested habitat with high rainfall.

Kiwis are the smallest of the ratites, standing up to 40 cm high and weighing about 2 kg. The feathers are long and flexible, with a shaggy appearance similar to fur. The bird has no external tail, and the vestigial wings are hidden by the plumage. The legs are strong, used not only for running but also burrowing and fighting.

The kiwi feeds primarily on earthworms, although it also eats insects, berries, and seeds. The bird probes soil with its long, sensitive beak and finds worms by means of its unusually strong sense of smell. (The olfactory bulb has a diameter 34% of that of the cerebral hemisphere, close to the highest ratio among birds.)

Kiwis nest in holes among tree roots. They lay one to three eggs weighing about 500 grams, an unusually high egg to adult weight ratio.

New Zealand separated from the supercontinent Gondwanaland about 80 million years ago, before mammals could populate the region. Since New Zealand has no native terrestrial mammals (other than two species of bat), birds occupied the ecological niches which would normally be filled by mammals. Kiwis descended from flying birds, as can be seen from their vestigial wings, but lost the ability to fly due to atrophy of their wings and pectoral muscles.

2/12/2009 2:51:47 PM

Come together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, aha
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time!
Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, gotta, get together

2/12/2009 2:52:14 PM

yes? no! Fuck no

2/12/2009 2:52:21 PM

now now now

2/12/2009 2:52:42 PM

well...

I am off to class.

Keep up the good fight.

2/12/2009 2:53:51 PM

How the Kiwi Lost his Wings

One day, Tanemahuta was walking through the forest. He looked up at his children reaching for the sky and he noticed that they were starting to sicken, as bugs were eating them.

He talked to his brother, Tanehokahoka, who called all of his children, the birds of the air together.

Tanemahuta spoke to them.

"Something is eating my children, the trees. I need one of you to come down from the forest roof and live on the floor, so that my children can be saved, and your home can be saved. Who will come?"

All was quiet, and not a bird spoke.

Tanehokahoka turned to Tui.

"E Tui, will you come down from the forest roof?"

Tui looked up at the trees and saw the sun filtering through the leaves. Tui looked down at the forest floor and saw the cold, dark earth and shuddered.

"Kao, Tanehokahoka, for it is too dark and I am afraid of the dark."

Tanehokahoka turned to Pukeko.

"Pukeko, will you come down from the forest roof?"

Pukeko looked down at the forest floor and saw the cold, damp earth and shuddered.

"Kao, Tanehokahoka, for it is too damp and I do not want to get my feet wet."

All was quiet, and not a bird spoke.

Tanehokahoka turned to Pipiwharauroa.

"Pipiwharauroa, will you come down from the forest roof?"

Pipiwharauroa looked up at the trees and saw the sun filtering through the leaves. Pipiwharauroa looked around and saw his family.

"Kao, Tanehokahoka, for I am busy at the moment building my nest."

All was quiet, and not a bird spoke. And great was the sadness in the heart of Tanehokahoka, for he knew, that if one of his children did not come down from the forest roof, not only would his brother loose his children, but the birds would have no home.

Tanehokahoka turned to Kiwi.

"E kiwi, will you come down from the forest roof?"

Kiwi looked up at the trees and saw the sun filtering through the leaves. Kiwi looked around and saw his family. Kiwi looked at the cold damp earth. Looking around once more, he turned to Tanehokahoka and said,

"I will."

Great was the joy in the hearts of Tanehokahoka and Tanemahuta, for this little bird was giving them hope. But Tanemahuta felt that he should warn kiwi of what would happen.

"E kiwi, do you realise that if you do this, you will have to grow thick, strong legs so that you can rip apart the logs on the ground and you will loose your beautiful coloured feathers and wings so that you will never be able to return to the forest roof. You will never see the light on day again."

All was quiet, and not a bird spoke.

"E kiwi, will you come down from the forest roof?"

Kiwi took one last look at the sun filtering through the trees and said a silent goodbye. Kiwi took one last look at the other birds, their wings and their coloured feathers and said a silent goodbye. Looking around once more, he turned to Tanehokahoka and said,

"I will."

Then Tanehokahoka turned to the other birds and said,

"E Tui, because you were too scared to come down from the forest roof, from now on you will wear the two white feathers at your throat as the mark of a coward.

Pukeko, because you did not want to get your feet wet, you will live forever in the swamp.

Pipiwharauroa, because you were too busy building your nest, from now on you will never build another nest again, but lay your eggs in other birds nests.

But you kiwi, because of your great sacrifice, you will become the most well known and most loved bird of them all."

2/12/2009 2:53:52 PM

o

2/12/2009 2:53:52 PM

2/12/2009 2:54:09 PM

post in this

2/12/2009 2:54:22 PM

this Kiwi probably has nice boobs

2/12/2009 2:55:03 PM

pad

2/12/2009 2:55:12 PM

Ohhhhhhhh!

Hey, c'mon, honey
You won't have along wait for me, baby
I'll be there in just a little while
You see, I gotta go out in this car with these people and...





GET SOME DRUGS

2/12/2009 2:56:11 PM

this thread is moving a lot faster than the other one

2/12/2009 2:56:41 PM

2/12/2009 2:57:32 PM

her name is rachel hunter. if this thread makes 10 pages, rachel hunter's boobs will be posted in place of kiwi's

2/12/2009 2:57:35 PM

!

2/12/2009 2:57:43 PM

COME ON PEOPLE

2/12/2009 2:57:54 PM

Get together one more time
Get together one more time
Get together, got to
Get together, got to
Get together, got to
Take you up in my room and...
Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah
Love my girl
She lookin' good, lookin' real good
Love ya, c'mon

2/12/2009 2:59:05 PM

THIS IS NOT A GAME PEOPLE

2/12/2009 2:59:17 PM

2/12/2009 2:59:33 PM

i can help here i suppose

2/12/2009 2:59:46 PM

Quote :

"just say no"

2/12/2009 2:59:55 PM

2/12/2009 3:00:01 PM

no

2/12/2009 3:00:22 PM

flood control is gonna start getting some of these people soon

2/12/2009 3:00:23 PM

WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

POST FASTER

2/12/2009 3:00:43 PM

2/12/2009 3:00:44 PM

2/12/2009 3:00:47 PM

we're doomed

2/12/2009 3:01:05 PM

POST FOR GREAT JUSTICE

2/12/2009 3:01:14 PM