HOLY SHIT!!!!! I have a new winner!!!!!!!!!!

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE:Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted child sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!] Stranger: hey Stranger: what's up? You: hi You: kickin it, u? Stranger: same old, same old You: sex offender huh? Stranger: What? You: omegle told me you were a sex offender Stranger: When? Stranger: Wtf? You: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted child sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!] Stranger: What the hell is that? You: it came up under your name, so do tell] Stranger: That's bullshit Stranger: Fucking Omegle Stranger: BUREACRATS! Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 12:18:15 AM

Was that for real? And if so, wouldn't he/she be able to get around it by using a proxy?

7/2/2009 12:20:15 AM

totally for real. no idea about proxies because I don't know how that shit works

7/2/2009 12:21:21 AM

Yeah, I'm not sure how they work really... but they allow me to get around a blackout to watch Mets games at work through MLB.tv

7/2/2009 12:22:35 AM

HAHAHAHA!!

7/2/2009 12:24:04 AM

the "Have fun chatting!" part really bothers me for some reason

7/2/2009 12:24:39 AM

Haha you believe that shit man? I'm losing respect for your earlier genius.

7/2/2009 12:25:48 AM

and I should care about your opinion because?

7/2/2009 12:26:44 AM

i bet all these finnish people and others on this site are really wondering what tww means, since nearly all of us type it right off the bat.

7/2/2009 12:27:58 AM

That's cool, just go on believing you stumbled on a new omegle feature.

7/2/2009 12:28:53 AM

or you could just go on trying to fuck up page 5


learn how to work, kid

7/2/2009 12:30:14 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: Hello. You: how are you? Stranger: Great! Stranger: Yourself? You: doing ok...just passing time learning what I can about people Stranger: You sure seem quite excited. You: do I? You: what makes you say that?!?!?! Stranger: The multiple exclamation marks mostly. You: ahhh...i think it may be the meth You: i mean the juice I just drank..has lots of caffeine Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 12:32:57 AM

it's all 4chan

we should fuck with them

7/2/2009 12:33:45 AM

it's all 4chan

we should fuck with them

7/2/2009 12:34:06 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: well i'll be damned You: hello stranger Stranger: hello other stranger! You: no way, YOU'RE the stranger. i'm me. You: don't get all strangery on me Stranger: Who are YOU?! Because I am me.... You: shit, my brain is tied in knots. let's start over. how is the weather? Stranger: it's dark, I can't tell! Stranger: I was stuck at a Jesus fest all day. You: what is a Jesus fest? Stranger: a place with lots of Jesus..es Stranger: ? Stranger: idk, it was raining too. You: well fuck Jesus, i hate him You have disconnected."

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : d]

7/2/2009 12:37:39 AM

Quote :

"HOLY SHIT!!!!! I have a new winner!!!!!!!!!!"

you do realize he's on another message board saying "omg, look, i got this guy good," right?

7/2/2009 12:40:17 AM

and you do realize that you missed the fact that I already said it was BS right?

7/2/2009 12:41:20 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4chan sux Stranger: art thou a maiden? You: of course, let's fuck Stranger: ok Stranger: *fuck fuck* You: gross, homo, i have a cock Stranger: oh Stranger: shit Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 12:41:59 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4chan sux Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: whats up You: yes Stranger: no Stranger: fuck u Stranger: dick You: k Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4chan sux Stranger: sure does You: hi Stranger: fuck you You: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4chan sux Stranger: FO SHIZZLE. You: hi Stranger: hey You: yes Stranger: asl ? You: k You have disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4chan sux Stranger: Cyber sex? You: hi You: yes Stranger: M or f? You: k You have disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 4chan sux Stranger: ? You: hi Stranger: hey You: yes Stranger: ha whatt? You: k You have disconnected."

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : v]

7/2/2009 12:43:01 AM

kcrogers needs to paypal me some $$$ for saving his thread

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 12:49 AM. Reason : s]

7/2/2009 12:49:08 AM

I FOUND THE PERFECT ICEBREAKER

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LET'S FUCK Stranger: hello You: WHAT Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LET'S FUCK Stranger: hi You: WHAT Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LET'S FUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LET'S FUCK Stranger: lets You: WHAT Stranger: lets do it You: LET'S FUCK Stranger: asl You: WHAT You: LET'S FUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 12:56:30 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: fuck you tim You: Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. Stranger: kkkkk Stranger: fuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you timfuck you tim You: Still looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. Stranger: dont think so tim You: Still looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 12:58:10 AM

You: hi
Stranger: im bisexual do you want to have cyber sex
You: are you male or female
Stranger: female
You: do you have pics?
You: i was dreaming of just you
You: but now our cereal, it is warm
Stranger: i dont hve pics but i like cyer sex
You: TWW
Stranger: what?\
You: I've been eating out a good friend
Stranger: what?
You: she said "A Genie made me out of the earth's skin"

7/2/2009 1:11:47 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TWW
You: HAIL TO THEE FRIEND!
Stranger: hail to ma big cawk
You: i went to the mall today
You: big bird was there
You: i got his autograph on my skeletor hat
Stranger: yeah. i know. don't tell me. i was there
You: im jamming out to some kidz bop
Stranger: pedophile?
You: might have to break out my records and spin some hardcore techno on my fisher price record machine

7/2/2009 1:17:31 AM

*sigh* silly 4chan

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hillo You: who are you? Stranger: a convicted sex offender Stranger: you? You: are you from tww You: or 4chan Stranger: what the fucka r those? You: why are you a sex offender Stranger: a raped a bitch Stranger: btw Stranger: you watn some eggs? You: OK You: why did you rape a bitch Stranger: why not? Stranger: def worth it You: why didn't you just spit some smooth e-game on her You: what kind of rape was it You: statutory or "here, i rape you or you get knife" You: or both Stranger: mor like slit throat and fuck stab wounds You: ewww Stranger: what? Stranger: it was quite hot You: is that right You: so you got murder as well? Stranger: btw Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME You: faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback."

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 1:52 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2009 1:40:35 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey You: who're you Stranger: I`m Stranger: sxe men Stranger: sex You: i see You: where are you from Stranger: Korea You: i like chan wook park Stranger: oh Stranger: oh Stranger: thank You: are you chan wook park Stranger: yes You: wow You: What's your next movie Stranger: no You: huh You: ok You: if you were chan wook park I would be sex girl You: but oh well Stranger: you know sex Stranger: ? You: i know sex You: how old are you Stranger: i`m 23 You: jesus i'm 14 You: ur old Stranger: sex me please You: how Stranger: meet You: you're in korea man Stranger: where are you? You: i'm in states Stranger: wait You: what Stranger: sorry wait You: for what You: ???????? Stranger: i`m Stranger: go Stranger: states You: now? Stranger: yes Stranger: i`m go Stranger: now You: ok when Stranger: tes You: tes? Stranger: yes You: what is tes? Stranger: sorry You: oh You: how Stranger: nono You: no? Stranger: yes > tes You: i know Stranger: ok You: lol Stranger: i`m Korea You: south? Stranger: yes You: OK You: but i'm states Stranger: yes Stranger: i`m go Stranger: states You: why Stranger: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex You: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback."

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 5:13 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2009 5:10:31 AM

what is this egg game? here are two of mine. i got the same guy twice and at first he was not happy.

Quote :

" Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: nigger Stranger: egg You: yep Stranger: egg You: are you my baby daddy? Stranger: egg Stranger: egg You: wheres my money Stranger: egg Stranger: egg Stranger: egg Stranger: egg Stranger: eg You: you owe me money You: money Stranger: YOU You: $$$$$$$$$$ Stranger: JUST Stranger: LOST You: english Stranger: THE Stranger: GAME You: do you speak it Stranger: NIGGER!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. "

Quote :

" Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi there. You: why hello there Stranger: >Eat soap You: egg Stranger: You ate the soap. Stranger: NOT YOU AGAIN Stranger: Banana You: no soap radio Stranger: Banana Stranger: Banana Stranger: Banana Stranger: Banana Stranger: Banana Stranger: Banana Stranger: Banana You: condom Stranger: BananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBanana You: condomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondom You: condomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondomcondom Stranger: lolololol You: racecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecarracecar You: racecar You: racecar Stranger: Are you the egg guy from just now? You: racecar You: yes Stranger: xD You: we have met again You: NIGGER Stranger: HELL YEAH You: are you John Thomas? Stranger: No, I am absolutely not. You: oh well You: JES You: JEWS Stranger: JEW GOLD Stranger: GIVE ME You: THEY COME FOR YOUR MONEY Stranger: THEY HAVE JEW GOLD Stranger: GET IT You: DOWN THE WELL Stranger: Or up the stains. You: STOP SQUINTING SLANT EYES Stranger: BananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananaBananav You: LOLCANO Stranger: -( You: LOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANOLOLCANO Stranger: l0l0ll0l0 You: 101010101010100101 Stranger: >Draw gun Stranger: You have drawn your gun. You: SHOOT You: step towards the door Stranger: >Aim Stranger: You can't aim yet. You: >put up shield You: shield is risen Stranger: >Shoot randomly Stranger: You hit a duck. You: i think this is how columbine happened Stranger: hax Stranger: GET ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY You: >i put on my robe and wizard hat You: listen man, i have to go. my paralegal just came back and gave me the notes for my case tomorrow. but this has been the best conversation i have had all day Stranger: Lol Stranger: Bye Stranger: Banana Stranger: MSN? Stranger: do j00 haz msn? Stranger: d0d Stranger: aer u thar Stranger: Add me: Benji-Z@hotmail.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. "

7/2/2009 9:33:21 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello! Stranger: whats ur name? <: You: My name is Walter. I'm soaking my balls in a bowl of cold milk to soothe the burn. How about you? Stranger: oô im Linh You: teabag? Stranger: wtf ? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 9:44:46 AM

Quote :

"I FOUND THE PERFECT ICEBREAKER"

I have found that saying "SARAH PALIN 2012!!" right off the bat is really effective

7/2/2009 9:45:46 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: im from iran You: rly? You: no you aren't Stranger: realy You: no Stranger: how can i show to you Stranger: ? Stranger: i am from tehran You: If you were Iranian.. it would behoove your citizens to appease the U.S. so that you may receive forms of aid in your quest to right your government. Hating the U.S. serves no purpose You: fuck it. we just nuke that whole region You: china and NK too You: and russia You: and germany You: such pissheads in all of those countries Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Stranger: are you from china You: fuck no I'm not communist You: do you wear a towel on your head? Stranger: fuck you"

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 9:49 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2009 9:48:36 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: sorry i don't cyber Stranger: gd nietha do i Stranger: but asl You: M/42/Boliva You: My testicles are as smooth as eggs Stranger: ooooh Stranger: kl You: I am covered in macaroni and cheese You: do you like macaroni? Stranger: sounds tatsy Stranger: i love it Stranger: tasty* You: a/s/l? Stranger: F-40-uk You: cleveland steamer? You: that means i would like to poop on you in bolivian Stranger: feel free Stranger: i dnt mind Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 9:54:11 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: hello asl Stranger: i asked u first You: asked me what Stranger: asl You: o i thought that was your name Stranger: 19/m/usa You have disconnected."

7/2/2009 9:55:15 AM

Quote :

"You: Hey stranger You: ; ) Stranger: I see, let me guess, You: tww? Stranger: you're a guy. right? You: actually no Stranger: oh, okay You: you seem paranoid though Stranger: I'm not Stranger: it's just that some of the gentlemen on here are arrogant You: worried that I'm some 58 year old man looking for little girls? You: oh I see Stranger: uh Stranger: you should probably listen to me Stranger: lol Stranger: I'm a guy myself and I don't talk like that, so as you can tell I get pissed off You: hm ok You: well I said the 58 year old comment because I had one try talking to me Stranger: yeah... Stranger: somebody called me a creeper when I was just flirting. You: hm You: why do you flirt on here? Stranger: it's a chat site... Stranger: not some... Stranger: fucking thing with explicit rules and convention Stranger: but the problem is you people exaggerate that and take that too seriously You: I don't really take anything seriously You: I was just trying to make conversation, actually. Stranger: exactly why you sound like an asshole probably. You: Not like I haven't heard that one before Stranger: yeah? take it to heart Stranger: maybe you'll change. You: Rather be an asshole than a pathetic loser flirting on some random internet chat site You: Nah, I love who I am. Stranger: haha, I'm sorry Stranger: It's a chat site. Stranger: There's no difference between someone who's an asshole You: Yes.. To random people Stranger: and somebody who flirts by conversation Stranger: Random people...it's the fucking internet You: I'm glad you get pleasure out of flirting with anonymous chatters on this site Stranger: just wow. Stranger: You're freaking out You: Who are most likely trolling you and leading you on when you actually do engage in said flirting You: HAH not really. Stranger: Uh, yes, you are. You: You never answered my question in the beginning Stranger: What question? You: I asked.. tww? Stranger: Which is? You: Tdub. Stranger: i'm wasting my time Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 9:59:11 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: talk dirty to me You: i cover your face in mud You: dirty enough? Stranger: wtf Stranger: no"

7/2/2009 10:08:06 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hold on, I'm jerking off Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I'M CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG You: god i love jerking off on this site Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 10:18 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2009 10:16:40 AM

^^^ If that is for real then all I can say is wow son.

WOW SON.

Quote :

"You: Holla son You: Whatup? Stranger: 1. I'm not a son. Stranger: 2. Nothing, I'm very tired, you? You: oh You: workin Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Quote :

"You: Hi Stranger: hi You: how long have you been using this site? Stranger: i have been 2 monts Stranger: f/m? You: male, and yourself? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 10:20:13 AM

Quote :

"Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: hey, can I put my dong on your forehead? You: it is tired and heavy Stranger: maybe, listenm man. Stranger: ive got some problems Stranger: i need to talk to someone about You: speak Stranger: my kids, my kids arehomeless, i need some money wired to my account Stranger: if i give you my bank info Stranger: is there anyway you can send me some money Stranger: please and thank you You: sure! You: I am always willing to help homeless kids Stranger: OK Stranger: my bank account is Florida Mutual You: sometimes we would pick up homeless children from the park and then drop them off in the woods Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 10:24:05 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: hey You: WAIT DON'T DISCONNECT! Stranger: hah aok Stranger: i wont You have disconnected."

7/2/2009 10:25:26 AM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: hi Stranger: egg You: beaters Stranger: niggers You: suck Stranger: jew You: burning Stranger: i love you You: i love you too Stranger: "

7/2/2009 10:26:50 AM

Quote :

"You: Hello Stranger: HI You: what are you doing Stranger: make love You: so are you a guy? You: hello son? You: This shouldn't take you that long son. You can't last but like 5 seconds anyway, right? You: My son, you must assist me Stranger: Was sorry that I did not know you are the real person You: It's ok son You: You a guy son? You: or are you a girl son? Stranger: Cannot understandV Stranger: Cannot understand You: Oh You: Are you a male or female son? You: like a man or woman? Stranger: man You: Good son You: good You: So, now I'm going to say Jamaican man say son son son You: ok? Stranger: Cannot understand Stranger: Cannot understand Stranger: Cannot understand Stranger: Cannot understand Stranger: Cannot understand Stranger: Cannot understand You: why son? You: why?! You: English? Stranger: bye You: noooo!! You: NOOOOOO You: pls son! You: pls! You: PLS SON! You: I need assistance son! You: you speak other language besides english son? You: maybe easier to understand me in son? Stranger: Shutting up Stranger: Shutting up Stranger: Shutting up Stranger: Shutting up Stranger: Shutting up You: you are? You: why? Stranger: Shutting up You: Why though son? You: Where you living son? You: you a gang member or something son? You: What are you hiding from me son? Stranger: Shutting up = = You: ==> () You: So, you still with that prostitute son? You: or did you finish Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 10:31:26 AM

Quote :

"Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: egg You: whites Stranger: are more fatty than yolks, but I like them either way You: So what's up with you dong breath? Stranger: oh nothing much.. hey you know Mr. Bob? You: fuck that guy Stranger: you fucked Mr. Bob? He had herpes.. oh no... You: what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger Stranger: good for you.. Mr. Bob passed away today, you see,and we're looking for his known associates all over omegle.. You: well at least his herpes are still with us Stranger: we're hoping to run into his ex-wives and fubus to tell them Mr. Bob left them each 2 million dollars... You: lemme get some of dat cash You: how much does it cost to cure the herp? You: certainly less than 2 mil Stranger: certainly.. but Mr Bob's request was that you keep the herpes as a living reminder.. I know, but we're just the enactors of the will.. what can you do.. You: He promised me he'd get me out of this dump one day.....He called me his little parakeet Stranger: oh? You're the one he mentioned on his deathbed.. the parakeet he so liked to feed.. he shed a tear for you.. he said you must have been waiting for him til now You: I'll never forget when he would dress like a centaur and eat corn from a trough like an angel from above You: so about those monies........ Stranger: that was YOU he was with then? I remember that.. I was there, with the camera remember? we made a lot of bucks off that You: Don't cheapen it bro. You don't know him Stranger: yeah, well another representative will contact you soon.. stay tuned.. Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 10:41:33 AM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im gonna be honest - im 16 M Uk and horny , interested ? You: girl? GIRL? Stranger: noo You: GIRL GRIL RIGL Stranger: boy You: !!! Stranger: boy Stranger: grr You: hahaa You: no seriously, wanna have a chat Stranger: dam this You: i'm mocking Stranger: mmmm im more horny You: all the people Stranger: im nto lol You: fuck, what ever happened to the sears catalogue.. you kids Stranger: are u a girl or not ? Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected."

nto?

7/2/2009 10:55:46 AM

Quote :

"You: What is up my son? You: (Or daughter) Stranger: = = You: wait a minute You: you again?! You: How is this possible?! Stranger: who are you? You: I'm you! You: You're Stranger Stranger: you are humorous You: thank you my son You: so what is it that you normally do on this site? Stranger: chat with others Stranger: what? Stranger: hello? You: hey You: What about what son? You: You got any questions for me my son? You: Stranger: can i do anything else on this site? You: Naw son You: but I guess I meant You: like what kind of chatting do you do You: like is it just randomness You: or is it to actually accomplish something? You: This is my first visit to the site my son Stranger: oh Stranger: just for fun Stranger: what kind of person are you? You: Well my son, I'm the kind that says son You: that much I know for sure You: what about you? You: Are you male or female my son? Stranger: if i were your son Stranger: i might be male You: I see You: So you are a female son? Stranger: what about you? You: Is it flattering to have me call you son, being a female and all? You: I'm a male son. You: Male son! You: You: (You have to excuse the fact that I'm slightly insane, it's just part of the package my son) Stranger: do you know what? Stranger: it's pretty rediculous to chat with a dictionary besides me You: Stranger: really Stranger: hey Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: hello? You: sorry You: was afk for a sec You: I'm at work right now, illin at the comp comp You: I'm from the eastern US You: what about you my non-male son? Stranger: i'm from taiwan You: Oh nice son! Stranger: is it ok to chat at work? You: Oh yeah, no prob You: Mostly cause I run dis shyte, haha! Stranger: it's a little bit hard to understand you You: Oh, I meant that I'm in charge over here You: but it was in a kidding way You: just a joke my son! You: Stranger: american humor? You: Well, not exactly. Mostly my humor, which is insane. You: But it gets me by son. You: It gets my by You: So, do you work? Stranger: no Stranger: how old are you? You: You first son, how old are you? You: I'm 23 son. Stranger: i'm 18 Stranger: almost 18 You: Good! You: very good Stranger: why? You: No reason my son, it's just good! Stranger: not at all You: Why my son?! You: Stranger: i cant do anything but study You: Hmm, are you in a University yet? Stranger: not yet Stranger: but Stranger: soon You: Nice, which one? Stranger: you mean school? You: yes You: which university Stranger: i havent known the grade Stranger: and then i cant apply for any school You: Ok my son, I must go drive something to a dangerous area my son. Gotta get this pile of guns ready son. You: I'll talk to ya some other time though my son! You: I enjoyed our talk son. Stranger: me too Stranger: bye You: bye"

I guess they didn't find that last bit unusual...

7/2/2009 11:01:52 AM

haha... hadn't finished translating it yet

7/2/2009 11:04:41 AM

haha

7/2/2009 11:10:55 AM

the egg bullshit is 4chan

7/2/2009 11:35:42 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi You: hi You: asl? Stranger: what does asl stand for? You: age / sex / location Stranger: 17 fourtimes aweek, Sweden You: ha ha ha, only 4? Stranger: yeah You: you gotta work on your game kid You have disconnected."

7/2/2009 11:52:52 AM

STEP YO GAME UP

pad to get off this page

7/2/2009 11:56:13 AM

Quote :

"^^^ If that is for real then all I can say is wow son."

The whole thing is real.. what's weird about it? besides the guy wanting to go on there and flirt..

7/2/2009 11:58:04 AM

set em up

7/2/2009 11:59:40 AM