^^^ I'm afraid that I can't really garner any sympathy for women who complain about not getting any. All you have to do is not stop at least one of the numerous dudes who are constantly trying to have sex with you.

[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 2:31 AM. Reason : ]

10/25/2009 2:30:34 AM

^ Well I could go out tonight and bang a fat chick if I wanted.

10/25/2009 2:33:48 AM

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"All you have to do is not stop at least one of the numerous dudes who are constantly trying to have sex with you."

unfortunately my bf is not one of those dudes


[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 2:34 AM. Reason : .]

10/25/2009 2:33:49 AM

^^ but that's what I'm saying...women have the option of actual quality whenever they want. All they have to do is not say "no", haha.

^ what in the hell?

10/25/2009 2:38:24 AM

^^is your boyfriend gay?

10/25/2009 3:50:12 AM

I could go for some booty

10/25/2009 11:24:09 AM

i could have last night

10/25/2009 11:28:35 AM

post

10/25/2009 11:56:00 AM

^^^hey dan

10/25/2009 11:59:13 AM

i definitely woke up horny as hell. i must have had a sex dream or something.

but i'm ok now

10/25/2009 12:00:41 PM

<-fbuddy

10/25/2009 12:02:15 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR

10/25/2009 12:25:56 PM

~

10/25/2009 12:26:46 PM

do i need to pull out the porno thread for you two?

10/25/2009 12:29:20 PM

don't get lipppy

[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : gah]

10/25/2009 12:56:52 PM

Horny son.

10/25/2009 1:01:38 PM

post

10/25/2009 11:24:07 PM

post

10/25/2009 11:25:10 PM

why do guys assume that all girls are always getting numerous invitations to fuck?

10/25/2009 11:26:22 PM

^who said that?

10/25/2009 11:28:10 PM

because the only thing that's keep you from getting laid is you

10/25/2009 11:28:37 PM

^^ the top post of this page pretty much says that

10/25/2009 11:30:58 PM

ohh i see. yea i haven't had one offer for sex in like who knows how long. wtf. lol not really.

10/25/2009 11:33:13 PM

Quote :

"because the only thing that's keep you from getting laid is you"

10/25/2009 11:36:03 PM

keeping

me fail english

10/25/2009 11:37:10 PM

10/25/2009 11:40:48 PM

definitely

[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 11:44 PM. Reason : spell check!]

10/25/2009 11:43:29 PM

^

[Edited on October 25, 2009 at 11:44 PM. Reason : haha]

10/25/2009 11:44:35 PM

.

10/25/2009 11:45:44 PM

in all honestly, many of us should be posting in the section nearly 24/7

AND THEREFORE

it should be a billion pages long

10/25/2009 11:45:51 PM

10/25/2009 11:45:56 PM

caught that eh?

10/25/2009 11:46:00 PM

10/25/2009 11:46:23 PM

10/25/2009 11:47:36 PM

man, it is really one of those nights

10/25/2009 11:52:07 PM

Quote :

"why do guys assume that all girls are always getting numerous invitations to fuck?"

Uh, you are. Do you think all of the comments dudes make to you on here are just joking? What about out at a bar or a party, or for that matter, in class or anywhere else? Do you think guys are talking to you just because they're friendly?

Here's a little tip about guys: We don't have a lot of strictly platonic female friends. To a very large extent, our female friends and acquaintances are women whom we either want to sleep with, have slept with, or used to want to sleep with before they got fat or taken by a friend of ours.

10/25/2009 11:52:24 PM

but almost all my friends are dudes

10/26/2009 12:31:20 AM

^^ true

10/26/2009 12:32:28 AM

well then, you do the math. You're a good looking chick...I'm definitely not saying that they see you strictly as an object and have no interest other than sleeping with you (though neither does that mean that they are necessarily interested in dating you), but I guarantee that a majority of them would jump at the chance to drill your brains out. They probably just figure that they're caught in the friend zone, and don't want the potential awkwardness of sexually pursuing you and getting denied.

Make your availability known to one or two of them and see how long it takes before you're getting tossed around a bedroom.

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ]

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : and by "majority", I mean like 95%]

10/26/2009 12:37:51 AM

post



its been like a month since i got plowed

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : ^or a kitchen, or a living room, or a deck, or the woods, or a car.... bed is boring!]

10/26/2009 12:39:15 AM

Quote :

"Uh, you are. Do you think all of the comments dudes make to you on here are just joking? What about out at a bar or a party, or for that matter, in class or anywhere else? Do you think guys are talking to you just because they're friendly? Here's a little tip about guys: We don't have a lot of strictly platonic female friends. To a very large extent, our female friends and acquaintances are women whom we either want to sleep with, have slept with, or used to want to sleep with before they got fat or taken by a friend of ours."

QTF

10/26/2009 12:39:41 AM

that kind of saddens me. some of my best friends are guys. i pretty much consider them brothers.

i kind of refuse to believe that they want to do me

10/26/2009 12:42:12 AM

theduke speaks the truth. There are numerous girls on here that if they messaged me and said, "If you'll be here in an hour, i'll let you fuck me", then i'd be hoppin in the truck right now headed that way. just sayin

10/26/2009 12:43:52 AM

Quote :

""Craig: "If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fucking cares?" "Patrick: "Well, let's just say hypothetically ok? What if they have a good personality? I know, I know." "All: "There are no girls with good personalities." "David: "A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut." "Craig: "The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks." "David: "Absolutely." "Craig: "And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are." "Patrick: "Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?" "David: "Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?" "Patrick: "No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s." "Craig: "No, what did Ed say?" "Patrick: ""When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."" "David: "And what did the other part think?" "Patrick: ""What her head would look like on a stick..."""

-American Psycho

10/26/2009 12:44:52 AM

I too have mostly male friends. I'm pretty sure they do not want to do me.

10/26/2009 12:45:28 AM

^^^^ they might not want to do you, but if your offered they would prob hop on it!

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 12:45 AM. Reason : .]

10/26/2009 12:45:31 AM

^^ um i think i know you. i am pretty sure i do

also. incest. gross. idc if they aren't blood related. it is incest in my brain.

10/26/2009 12:47:40 AM

thegoodoctor

judgin by your pic in your gallery, if your male friends don't wanna do you, they are gay

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 12:49 AM. Reason : ;kl]

10/26/2009 12:49:35 AM

if she is who i think she is, her personality is also pretty epic

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 12:51 AM. Reason : making them extra gay]

10/26/2009 12:51:09 AM

thegoodoctor, I think I can speak for them, and all of straight mankind by saying that if you wanted to bwn, my pants would hit the floor <2 seconds later

10/26/2009 12:51:37 AM