Quote :

"Hell yeah! We're doing trivia and Mommy's Night Out."

wait, why are my wife and my sister planning a Mommy's Night Out?

10/21/2009 9:28:38 PM

One of your sperm HULK SMASHED through the condom, and birth control

10/21/2009 9:29:56 PM

Zep got me preggers when he ate mint jelly off my butt. Don't tell Mom!

10/21/2009 9:41:00 PM

10/21/2009 11:24:01 PM

I got a 2000 mile dick so scheming on lucy makes sense

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 11:28 PM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 11:27:40 PM

10/21/2009 11:33:11 PM

^^why did you delete that? It was good times. Glad to see you're across the country. Unless your grandmother moved, it means you're not living with her anymore.

10/21/2009 11:40:16 PM

Just didn't feel like getting into it with you, you're probably the type of dude to creep up on a motherfucker with an axe pick and a bottle of lube

10/21/2009 11:41:14 PM

gotcha.

10/21/2009 11:42:05 PM

that's kinda strange you remember a particular 2 month period of my life though :/

especially when i don't know who you are

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 11:43:44 PM

So did you date lucy, as well? You know how there's different kinds of drunks? We can be the different kinds of exes. I guess I'll be 'creepy stalker ex' or whatever you called me, and you can be what kind?

10/21/2009 11:47:05 PM

wtf how many people on tww have dated lucy?


this is kinda weird now.

10/22/2009 12:04:16 AM

^^ Nah I never dated her I'm just bullshit talking on the internet

but the way you react to this kind of shit makes your situation obvious

10/22/2009 12:10:06 AM

How am I reacting? I don't get it.

10/22/2009 12:14:03 AM

oh oh oh oh oh

i want to play!

10/22/2009 12:14:29 AM

well i don't know you from adam's housecat and it was pretty clear you're her ex by the comments you make

you always appear in threads where she's posting, make some post addressed at the people paying her attention, and then disappear unacknowledged by her

10/22/2009 12:18:30 AM

Quote :

"wtf how many people on tww have dated lucy? this is kinda weird now."

Present. Back around the 2004/2005 time frame. Needless to say, she left me... Said that her family would never understand an interracial relationship

10/22/2009 12:21:30 AM

actually to be honest EMCE and I both dated her simultaneously

we knew about each other, but we were both down with the arrangement

10/22/2009 12:22:31 AM

10/22/2009 12:24:13 AM

Present. Back around the 2004/2005 time frame. Needless to say, she left me... Said that her family would never understand our homosexual relationship

10/22/2009 2:20:29 AM

The only teedubber I haven't dated is eleusis. I don't roll like that.

10/22/2009 8:46:45 AM

10/22/2009 9:18:41 AM

how did they get spinning kiss smileys on the 4th page?

10/22/2009 9:30:12 AM

you have to be special to make it spin kissies!

(you also have to be Premium and know the CODE)

10/22/2009 9:30:53 AM

hey Lucy, how many other famous people have you met and taken pictures with?!?!

10/23/2009 10:50:27 AM

I have pics with the rest of N Sync. But those are my nekkid pics and can't be posted here.

10/23/2009 10:52:01 AM

oh ok, well can you crop yourself out and email me? i've always wondered what JC was packin'.

10/23/2009 10:53:40 AM

oh ok, well can you crop NSYNC out and email me?

10/23/2009 10:59:36 AM

^^ JC does NOT do it for me. I always thought he was gay. Is he straight?

Then again, my celeb crushes are all athletes. Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer, Larry Fitzgerald(he has a great ass) and Hank Baskett.

10/23/2009 11:07:10 AM

i think Lance Bass is the only gay one.

i gotta say the only one semi-attractive to me in NSync was Joey Fatone, mainly because i don't like "small" guys, and all the other guys seemed short and/or skinny and/or homo.

10/23/2009 11:08:18 AM

lol hank baskett

it's like you're naming people who are the tits in their profession and a total schlub

10/23/2009 11:09:47 AM

yeah but he fucks playmates

10/23/2009 11:11:20 AM

yeah but he fucks knocks up and marries playmates

10/23/2009 11:11:59 AM

how's that relavent?

10/23/2009 11:12:14 AM

it brings you to a higher cultural status

Jeff Garcia is in the same boat

10/23/2009 11:14:58 AM

I don't really care much about football skills. Hank Baskett has a cute face. And Larry Fitzgerald has a great ass.

Now Nadal and Federer are skilled and hot.

10/23/2009 11:16:06 AM

ok

she's a girl

the fact that some dude's banged a playmate makes him more attractive?

10/23/2009 11:16:11 AM

Jeff Garcia sexes with dudes.

10/23/2009 11:16:56 AM

^^ I don't think being linked to a playmate has any correlation to his hotness. He looks like the Rock, only not as big.

10/23/2009 11:18:44 AM

look this thread is now an ask Slave Famous questions thread

10/23/2009 11:20:01 AM

What are the odds that you only know of Hank Baskett because of the Girls Next Door show?

And ps - Kendra is fucking disgusting. I want no part of her.

10/23/2009 11:21:06 AM

pilgrimshoes, you simple simple man

you're not seeing how girls think here

Say there's an average dude, with limited sex appeal

Then out of the blue, he starts banging this beautiful girl

Other women say "hey, there must be more to that guy than meets the eye"

and so they're attracted to him because of this mystery, moreso than just in the primal way

I see it every day

10/23/2009 11:21:32 AM

^^sir, the chances of that are 99.9%

well i knew that sf, i was saying exclusively to playmates


[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 11:23 AM. Reason : ew]

10/23/2009 11:22:14 AM

^^

I've seen this before as well. One of my exes is pretty damn hot, and by simply having her picture in my wallet because we dated for years, females seem to act differently around me after finding that out. I guess the initial thoughts are the same, why? You know, why did she date me for so long, and then why did we eventually break up? It's such a mystery, lol! It's not really.

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 11:27 AM. Reason : -]

10/23/2009 11:22:22 AM

Yes, but Kendra is the worst bitch on that show. What would possibly make other girls give a damn about that guy because of her stupid ass?

10/23/2009 11:23:01 AM

I think that theory explains why David Spade gets hot chicks.

10/23/2009 11:23:47 AM

and dudes

10/23/2009 11:24:33 AM

and...DirecTV?

10/23/2009 11:24:55 AM

Playmates are the cream of the crop to most men in terms of physical beauty and the social status that comes from bedding one

Hence, since Hank fucks one, he is elevated among both his peers and in the eyes of females who otherwise might not have given him the time of day

10/23/2009 11:25:08 AM

10/23/2009 8:23:25 PM