Quote :

"I am double majoring, but both actual degrees are virtually useless and it scares the shit out of me."

11/11/2009 1:15:56 AM

Quote :

"I am not at all attracted to Miley Cyrus."

Quote :

"RD is my hero"

FREE RECEIVEDEATH!

11/11/2009 1:18:42 AM

^

11/11/2009 1:19:07 AM

11/11/2009 1:19:22 AM

Quote :

"I went to a strip club the other night and I acted like I was really offended when guys talking to me like I was a stripper and wanted to see my boobs but in reality I was a bit flattered."

Self-confession: I hate strip clubs. I don't like paying money to get teased, and I don't like a bunch of (generally) half-retarded girls trying to play me for a fool.

The one I've been to that I actually kind of liked was a really classy one in Vancouver, BC (ended up in there by accident...we thought it was just a bar)...and mostly I liked it just because it was like watching naked Olympic gymnasts...they were athletically impressive, and were getting so much cash thrown at them by the dudes in there that they weren't really trying to make any high-pressure lap-dance sales.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 1:20 AM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 1:20:01 AM

Its true... Miley doesn't really do it for me either :/

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 1:21 AM. Reason : see, I cant even spell her name right]

11/11/2009 1:20:42 AM

Quote :

"everytime i see miley cyrus these days she gets more and more attractive. I would bwn her so hard when she turns legal. i used to think taylor swift was some hottie, but seeing pics of her lately were just "

Quote :

"I work really hard at having a lucid dream but I can only have them when I'm on ambien and I'm tired of ambien."

11/11/2009 1:25:06 AM

will post when i get home


confess away people, i like this

11/11/2009 1:55:57 AM

i have a crush on a twwer

i have a real crush on a non twwer

but i do also have a fake crush on a twwer

11/11/2009 1:58:01 AM

^you're doing it wrong

11/11/2009 1:59:20 AM

I want a PM with a random confession

11/11/2009 1:59:27 AM

Quote :

"i wanna re-hook up with the only TWWer i've hooked up with but she lives too far away now "

Quote :

"there are a few girls on tdub i've always wanted to be e-friends with, Jen included, just because I could be friends with attractive tdub women. i mean there have been a few I used to PM every now and then with, but that all stopped "

Quote :

"Every day I think about changing my career to one that would require more hours, less pay, more responsibility, and probably more stress, so I can have more location options, be forced to be more social, and actually find it rewarding."

11/11/2009 2:40:55 AM

Quote :

"At one time I thought that the less attractive your significant other was, the less likely they would be to cheat. The only person I know to have cheated on me was also the least attractive person I've dated. "

11/11/2009 3:43:44 AM

Quote :

"I've made more mistakes than I can possibly count while drinking. When faced with dealing with them, though, I deny every single one of them. If I ever faced them, I couldn't bare it, and at the same time, I refuse to give up drinking because of fear that my social life would end."

11/11/2009 5:01:21 AM

Quote :

"I've seen ScHpEnXeL's cock, and it's reaaaaaaally nice. Like, you have no idea."

that better be from evan!

11/11/2009 9:10:58 AM

Quote :

"I was in a class with you once, and the only way I knew it was because I had seen your pic on TWW somewhere. But I was too scared to come up and introduce myself to you b/c I thought you'd think the whole thing was stalker/creepy."

11/11/2009 9:16:04 AM

Quote :

"I want a PM with a random confession"

11/11/2009 9:18:07 AM

Quote :

"I want a PM with a random confession"

11/11/2009 9:19:06 AM

Quote :

"I don't want to go to law school anymore. I still want to go back to school though. "

11/11/2009 9:21:18 AM

i would like a PM confession

11/11/2009 9:24:56 AM

Quote :

"I want a PM with a random confession"

11/11/2009 9:25:28 AM

Quote :

"thumper's a bitch"

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message



[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:27 AM. Reason : from last night]

11/11/2009 9:27:14 AM

Quote :

"i was having sex for 5 years before i finally had my first orgasm during sex. i faked it for 5 god damned years "

11/11/2009 9:27:37 AM

^^i hope that's a joke

11/11/2009 9:28:02 AM

^^ I hope THAT's a joke!

11/11/2009 9:28:31 AM

^^ i hope THATS a joke

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message

11/11/2009 9:28:48 AM

Quote :

"I haven't gotten laid in 5 months!"

11/11/2009 9:29:25 AM

Quote :

" i had a tiny crush on my husband's best friend for about a month back when we first started dating."

11/11/2009 9:30:21 AM

i'll take confessions via PM

11/11/2009 9:33:25 AM

Quote :

"I have horribly low self-esteem even though I play it off like I think I'm "

11/11/2009 9:34:08 AM

Quote :

"it makes me feel depressed when i post on tww and no one ever responds to me like i fail at life "

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/11/2009 9:35:25 AM

Quote :

"i took a guy home from a bar one night when i was in college. we had sex. i don't remember his name. "

11/11/2009 9:35:56 AM

hahah this thread is awesome. i'm gonna go back and read the last 4 pages

11/11/2009 9:36:51 AM

Quote :

"I want to quit my job and join the Peace Corps. But my family would be really pissed. "

11/11/2009 9:37:21 AM

Quote :

"I'm in love with my next door neighbor who has a girlfriend. He cheated on her with me and later told me he had a gf. "

11/11/2009 9:38:16 AM

Quote :

"i feel like a failure because i'm unemployed"

11/11/2009 9:38:43 AM

Quote :

"I'm not a lesbian, but I've always wanted to date a woman because I think she'd understand my needs better than a man. "

11/11/2009 9:39:42 AM

Quote :

"One time I had a first date with a guy who turned out to be a dud, so I got him to take me to a strip club and he bought me a bunch of drinks and gave me a bunch of cash so I could tip the strippers. I got wasted and made out with a chick and tried to get a job at the place."

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/11/2009 9:39:51 AM

Quote :

"I've seen ScHpEnXeL's cock, and it's reaaaaaaally nice. Like, you have no idea."

wait wut

11/11/2009 9:40:29 AM

Quote :

"sometimes i avoid going home because i find being around my mom depressing. "

People keep pming me the story of my life

Quote :

"it really does bug me when people make fun of God on here "

well nvm


I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:43 AM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 9:43:11 AM

Quote :

"You intimidated me when I saw you at parties back in the day (7 to 8 years ago). But you always seemed very cool. "

11/11/2009 9:47:07 AM

Quote :

"I haven't done laundry in a while and I need to because these jeans I'm wearing smell bad. I'm going to fabreeze them so no one knows."

11/11/2009 9:47:20 AM

Quote :

"I don't get nearly enough sex from my significant other. "

11/11/2009 9:48:54 AM

Quote :

"sometimes i actually slap my forehead when i see someone say :facepalm: or post the carl face after a really dumb post. "

11/11/2009 9:48:58 AM

Quote :

"I have a tiny girl crush on your gf! "

11/11/2009 9:50:36 AM

^^^^ I know a twwer that does that. Dont think its the same person though

Quote :

"I only get pms because of this thread "

idk why this made me chuckle a bit as its not comical

Quote :

"I hate my neighbor, but I love listening to her bring people home to sleep with. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 9:58 AM. Reason : ^]

11/11/2009 9:52:35 AM

Quote :

"I took a lower paying job in the kitchen of a restaurant, rather than wait tables, just because people I know would come in and see me and I'd feel ashamed to still be working in a restaurant after getting out of college. "

11/11/2009 9:54:40 AM

Quote :

"that better be from evan!"

Nah, it was me

11/11/2009 9:55:09 AM

ok that's fine too.

11/11/2009 9:56:06 AM

I too, would like to play this game

11/11/2009 10:00:20 AM