nigger plz

6/7/2010 8:22:37 PM

and I took the pic because come on... shit on a plate is funny

6/7/2010 8:22:55 PM

I'd love it if my dog made me fresh brownies for me to eat when I got home.

6/7/2010 10:02:00 PM

since i am refinishing this tv stand thing ... the tv is on the floor
well last night ... somehow i knocked it over and it fell on my foot and have gnarly bruise on my big toe

6/7/2010 10:46:09 PM

6/7/2010 10:54:50 PM

^ LOLOL

Quote :

"well last night ... somehow i knocked it over and it fell on my foot and have gnarly bruise on my big toe "

i did this recently while rearranging my house by myself (bad idea). tv fell off the tv stand and (its a tube tv or whatever - but the kind with a flat screen, not super oldschool) is REALLY heavy and i didn't want to to break and braced the fall with my wrist. i was like "what is going to cost me more in the long run, new tv or cast for my wrist. i figured new tv soooo i used my wrist. it hurt BAD and had a bruise. but no broken bone! and saved the tv lol.

6/7/2010 11:03:16 PM

This thread would have way more pages if you really had broken that bone lol

PS: You guys really are meant to be together haha

6/7/2010 11:05:25 PM

yeah...thats what i have in my bedroom too
one of those heavy flat screen w/ a tube

i have yet to figure out how i knocked it over but my foot braced its impact haha

6/7/2010 11:05:38 PM

day 3:



it's getting bigger

6/8/2010 5:46:11 PM

Quote :

"it's getting bigger"

That's what she said

6/8/2010 5:51:06 PM

O rly

6/8/2010 5:55:14 PM

UGHHHHHHH



*BREATHE*


i will solve this crisis like a rational adult.

6/14/2010 4:05:01 PM

do tell

6/14/2010 4:05:57 PM

my fridge is just broken

and that really really really really really really beyond sucks

like i need a new/"new" one

6/14/2010 4:16:06 PM

AND i just talked to my dad because i obviously can't afford a new fridge unless i buy one of CL

but LUCKILY he said that we'll just buy a new one (since my condo is getting rented out it can't really be a dumpy $150 olive green one from CL, sigh). so hopefully we can do that this weekend and get it delivered and hopefully they'll take my old one.

but poor us. life just constantly shits on my family

my brother's car wouldn't start today
my fridge is dead
and apparently our AC broke and now the furnace and AC are getting replaced at my parent's (well dad's house cause my mom is dead of course) house for a mere $8000

and this is after a year of paying 3429083472390847239 in medical bills

i mean really? REALLY? really. life. its just so fucking fun i can hardly stand it.

[Edited on June 14, 2010 at 4:48 PM. Reason : .]

6/14/2010 4:42:38 PM

well i ruptured a tendon in my quad and tore a muscle recently

BUT WHAT I CAME TO POST:

last night i dropped my cell phone in the toilet and then accidentally peed on the battery

9/6/2010 9:21:38 PM

stop trying to look up my skirt or at my boobs. this is about my toe.

9/17/2010 5:23:45 PM

yes but what did you do to your toe??

9/17/2010 5:26:17 PM

stubbed it on this fake stair at my friend's house

it isn't even a stair. its like a step up to their front door. except it is like 1 inch high so you don't notice it when you are walking. until you stub your toe on it

9/17/2010 5:27:07 PM

Quote :

"stop trying to look up my skirt or at my boobs. this is about my toe."

9/17/2010 5:33:58 PM

can we get a few more picture angles to better assess your injury?

9/17/2010 5:34:47 PM

you want a toe? i can get you a toe.

9/17/2010 5:38:03 PM

i broke my arm yesterday

9/19/2010 6:52:14 PM

^^ TOEEE!

^ no you DIDN'T how?????????? omg. it is a good thing we do not date or else we both might be dead

9/19/2010 7:28:40 PM

9/19/2010 7:30:29 PM

He was trying to put mayo on my sammich

9/19/2010 7:30:54 PM

"mayo on sandwich"

hmmmmmm. that is what we're calling it these days.

seems like that would damage the wrist more than the entire arm

9/19/2010 7:33:19 PM

I retaliated


p.s., get well soon gunzz

9/19/2010 7:34:09 PM

broke my arm giving EMCE a reach around

9/20/2010 9:03:48 AM

CHEATER!!!

9/20/2010 1:19:07 PM

9/20/2010 3:31:31 PM

^whoa! story?

9/20/2010 3:32:20 PM

bad imitation of Dusty Rhodes

9/20/2010 3:41:59 PM

someone should call a toe truck

9/20/2010 4:49:19 PM

doc said i was tuff and took my splint off and sent me on my way
still got a broked arm tho

9/21/2010 2:27:23 PM

how do i get all the dirt out from under the skin flap of my toe?

i've scrubbed and soaked and dirt is still STUCK THERE

it is so sick

9/21/2010 2:46:29 PM

hydrogen peroxide ?

9/21/2010 2:47:14 PM

that is what i soaked it in! it got most of the dirt out but there are still some pieces.

maybe i'll ahve to do round two.

but it stung

9/21/2010 3:03:09 PM

tschudi should suck it all out

9/21/2010 3:06:21 PM

^ ewwww!



MY DOG JUST ATE A HALLS COUGH DROP IS SHE GOING TO DIE. my sources say no. i tried to get it out of her mouth before she swallowed but i failed

but i kinda like that her breath smells like cough drop instead of dog breath. nice change of pace.

9/29/2010 9:40:00 PM

i just stepped all the way down on a rusty tack (barefoot, of course). it went in the ball of my foot too, right at the top where it is kinda rough/calloused from running so it was really hard to pull out

and the tack was seriously rusty

BUT i'm sure i had a tetanus shot before college (which wasn't 10 years ago), and had to show proof of that or get another one before law school (which wasn't 10 years ago) AND 3 years ago i cut myself with a knife and couldn't remember when i last had a tetanus shot and they gave me another one i think (i can't 100% remember).

OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE

10/5/2010 2:12:04 PM

don't they make these things called "blogs" for this stuff?

10/5/2010 10:32:42 PM

TWW is a blog

10/5/2010 10:37:46 PM

TWW is my blog

10/5/2010 11:36:20 PM

begonias where are you. have you any injuries of late????? i feel like you're never around anymore!

anyways, yesterday i was grating cheese...the soft mexican crumbly kind and it all kind of broke and fell apart in my hand causing me to grate my thumb.

ouch

:/

11/23/2010 10:58:29 PM

oh I'm still mishappin'

11/27/2010 3:38:17 AM

2 ankles are better than 1 right?

11/27/2010 9:24:16 AM

You've become some sort of super human.

11/27/2010 10:35:31 AM

Yeah it's awesome

11/27/2010 10:02:08 PM

k

11/27/2010 11:53:17 PM