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"oh we're totally getting one of those tempurpedic beds"

a king size one too...

5/14/2010 12:07:29 PM

with built in tempurpedic dildos

5/14/2010 12:09:12 PM

I've only done this once. But I don't feel bad about it. Pretty much the only girl I've hooked up with that was out of my league...which she might not have actually been out of my league...but the way she held herself and the types of guys she usually went for, I thought there was no way in hell we would every hook up.

So while some might view the oral with no reciprocation as a disappointment...I still viewed it as an accomplishment.

5/14/2010 12:13:26 PM

well yea if Elisha Cuthbert blows me you won't hear me complaining

5/14/2010 12:18:01 PM

i was right. that was a fabulous grilled cheese

5/14/2010 12:31:49 PM

I always figured eating a girl out would inevitably lead to sex. The girl is usually so hot and bothered that it isn't difficult to get to the next step. I guess you can re-establish control if you can keep her from reaching orgasm while you're down there...get her to the point that she'd be willing to do anything to get off.

5/14/2010 12:58:13 PM

^ That's mean, but strategic. I like it.

5/14/2010 1:02:26 PM

bttt

5/31/2010 7:43:16 PM

^^ i've never met a one and done girl

5/31/2010 8:00:00 PM

I have. They're truly disgusting.

5/31/2010 8:24:15 PM

When I was a virgin, I used to dry hump and get off. I think that would be worse because there isn't even removing of clothes at that point. So I am guessing "the eat out without sex girl" is at least nekkid and you can suck bewbs. Not completely a loss.

5/31/2010 8:33:26 PM

you're not a virgin anymore?



I have nothing more to say to you. Consider this the end of our friendship.

5/31/2010 8:34:25 PM

yea but you dry hump when you are in middle school, last I checked this was a college site.

5/31/2010 8:34:34 PM

Nah, I dry humped all the way through college, mang.

5/31/2010 8:35:39 PM

We used to call this one dude who lived in my dorm 'dryhumper' b/c we caught him dryhumping this chick at a party in the kitchen. Maybe it was punchmonk.

5/31/2010 8:37:41 PM

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"NAKED BOOB SUCKING"

5/31/2010 8:38:52 PM

I want to point out I have eaten a girl out with her shirt on; of course it was mutual oral.

5/31/2010 8:40:25 PM

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"Maybe it was punchmonk."

MAYBE! DRY HUMPING WHORE!!

not really. I only had two boyfriends in college.

^TRUTH COMES OUT!!

5/31/2010 8:46:16 PM

yes, please! It's my favorite. I don't enjoy intercourse.... but oral... yummm.

5/31/2010 8:49:15 PM

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"the whole point of eating a girl out (besides being fun) is that then you can bang her out in a hurry and take a nap and she's still satisfied"

5/31/2010 8:54:41 PM

I could eat some pussy right now and be ok with not fucking the girl

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 9:07 PM. Reason : it would be better if we did bwn though]

5/31/2010 9:06:39 PM

x2

5/31/2010 9:08:14 PM

I'd almost do anything to get near a vagina at this point.

5/31/2010 9:37:04 PM

google: (local location) hooker

5/31/2010 10:31:15 PM

^ if you want teh aids

5/31/2010 11:14:42 PM

This thread delivers!!!

vinylbandit
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the whole point of eating a girl out (besides being fun) is that then you can bang her out in a hurry and take a nap and she's still satisfied (this happened to me this weekend. Ate her out, banged her quick and she was like whoah Im going to bed)



zxappeal
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I do love eatin' some snatch...and watching her arch her back and scream and yell and get my head squished between her thighs.

but I sure hope that I get sucked or get to sink the pink afterward.

(ate it this weekend, her back was arching and my head got squished yes love it!!!


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if you make her cum while eating her out

she's going to want you to fuck her...

(and that is true so EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT baby!

5/31/2010 11:18:11 PM

i thought the whole point in eating it was so you could stick it...

someone's doing it wrong.

5/31/2010 11:22:07 PM

But if you get a girl naked to the point where you can go down on her, isn't it just as likely that she will have sex with you?

5/31/2010 11:27:42 PM

^ Yes.

5/31/2010 11:30:20 PM

i haven't been with a girl that likes it in a long time. ex gf didn't like it, couldn't relax and was just nervous the whole time even though we'd be together for 3 years.. another girl i was kinda with for a while was a whore so i didn't really wanna do that anyways..

but for the most part, if i'm thinking about it, it's because we're gonna fuck anyways and i'm gonna play around for a little while

5/31/2010 11:30:42 PM

^^^i can't see why not, unless she's the devil or something

[Edited on May 31, 2010 at 11:31 PM. Reason : s]

5/31/2010 11:31:02 PM

5/31/2010 11:38:04 PM

5/31/2010 11:43:39 PM

There was one girl in Bragaw that I went down on and the only thing on my end was kissing.


So I guess you could put me in the loser category (she had some stigma against giving head).

6/1/2010 12:21:02 AM

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"Naked boob sucking...."

damn this shithole and its lack of respectable mating options...

6/1/2010 1:32:42 AM

What did you expect...?

6/1/2010 10:57:14 AM

I get blowjobs all the time without sex, so why not return the favor every now and then?

6/1/2010 11:05:35 AM

I go down all the time and always get to put it in the pink when I'm done. I love going down on her, but I would be a little let down if I did all that and didn't get to bust one too.

I dated a chick back in HS that would not let me go down on her because her best friend told her about a bad experience she had around the same time with her boyfriend. I was like WTF sorry he can't eat box right, but I sure as hell can. She loved getting finger-banged though. Did it once while driving down I-95. It was so hot because she'd get in my ear and whisper the dirtiest shit. I tried to "face rape" her once, but she was having none of that. If I had gone down on her I'm sure I'd have hit that fucking thing.

[Edited on June 1, 2010 at 11:37 AM. Reason : ]

6/1/2010 11:37:02 AM

this must be the most successful BlackDog thread ever

6/1/2010 11:52:06 AM

nah my P Cousins threads did better

6/1/2010 12:30:28 PM

I like this thread. Please talk more!

6/1/2010 5:56:42 PM

back to the oral

6/2/2010 12:24:34 AM

I feel kind of selfish if a guy eats me out and I don't return the favor. I feel like I've wronged him in some way if I don't play with his pee pee. On the other hand, I've sucked many a cock and never got a damn thing in return.

6/2/2010 12:35:20 AM

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"Username : crackmonkey Status : All American Posts : 2410 (1.0 per day) Currently Online? : Yes Registered : 2/17/2004 (2296.0 days ago) Send a private message Search for all posts Go to the Photo Gallery Profile Real Name : none Age : 21 Sex : F Hometown : charlotte Class : Junior Major : Communications Biography : suck it!! Interests : your dad"

I guess you weren't kidding.

6/2/2010 12:37:07 AM

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"On the other hand, I've sucked many a cock and never got a damn thing in return."

free drinks?

6/2/2010 12:42:20 AM

I love to eat pussy but my wife doesn't like it and never has.

hell it doesn't even matter if I dont get anything in return

[Edited on June 2, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : .]

6/2/2010 1:00:11 AM

Last guy I was with was more into foreplay than anything else. I did my best to return the favor, but honestly, if I made no effort, he seemed to be enjoying himself almost as much as I was...

6/2/2010 9:19:59 AM

This showed up on reddit. I feel it's appropriate for this thread...

6/2/2010 10:09:33 AM

^ i lolled

6/2/2010 10:29:17 AM

lol @ picture, missed that yesterday

6/3/2010 6:00:46 PM