southwest airlines.
Get to RDU, see my flight is delayed by an hour: "cool! now I DO get to see my former colleagues @ [place]"

get down to the fate 20 minutes before the delayed departure time: plane left 30 minutes after original departure time. Fuck.

They get me on a flight to Phoenix in <5 minutes, and I could have been on a flight going to my original destination in less than an hour (I opted for the next flight so I'd have some choice in seating, since I've got a cat with me.)

8/18/2010 9:06:26 PM

"academy awards publicity assistant"

please hire me please hire me please hire me

ok doubtful but since all i get is silence or rejection anyway, i have nothing to lose. and it would be AWESOME.

L dot A dot cali forn i a

8/18/2010 9:06:35 PM

My house is so clean that I want to wallow in the cleanliness.

And Benedryl too. I plan on knocking myself the fuck out in a little bit.
But I need to find something to eat that's easy to swallow.

8/18/2010 9:06:47 PM

it's thursday. thank you, lord. bittersweet, but this week sooooooo needs to be over.

8/19/2010 6:45:22 AM

ohhhhhhhhh, my new shoes rock!

8/26/2010 7:00:28 PM

I need my new rock, so I can be happy.

8/26/2010 7:05:35 PM

8/26/2010 7:10:38 PM

It's been over a week since I've shaved...

8/26/2010 7:17:51 PM

so you are getting close to a five o'clock shadow?

8/26/2010 7:18:42 PM

trying to be positive so things making me happy:

i have a full tummy from a pretty yummy meal
i am going to get good sleep tonight
even though i can't run next weekend, i will now be able to fundraise 2 more months and that is good since it isn't about me anyway (i'm trying to be, in livinproof terms, 14% less selfish, 14% more positive, and 14% nicer )

8/26/2010 9:48:33 PM

money well spent

8/26/2010 10:12:04 PM

Eric will be here in one week!!!!!!

8/26/2010 10:13:55 PM

45 minutes until the lunch bell rings!

The japanese flashcards I made (with the help of my beautiful, wonderful, amazing wife ) are a huge help in my studies.

This Trident Tropical Twist with Xylitol is ZOMG.

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/26/2010 10:16:55 PM

pr0n

8/26/2010 10:18:30 PM

^that too

TNAFLIX A+

8/26/2010 10:19:04 PM

royal pains + burn notice?

8/26/2010 10:20:03 PM

popcorn

8/26/2010 10:20:51 PM

this unc investigation is making me laugh, even after two ridiculously stressful months

8/26/2010 10:23:38 PM

I LOL'd...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=553_1282756116

8/26/2010 10:43:33 PM

My OBGYN refilled all my damned medications. Even my Ativan.
OH YEAH!
Fuck you, psychiatrist. Imma never coming back to your ass!
(PS. Thnx for all your help, but PEACE BITCH!)

8/26/2010 11:03:54 PM

great day. good wine. good company.

8/26/2010 11:07:07 PM

I fucking love my friends.

8/26/2010 11:11:20 PM

ORANGE JUICE!!!!

and i saw my great aunt tonight who i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

she owns this and i really wanna get up there sometime soon. she's about to turn 80 and her husband died last year so i don't know how much longer she'll keep it. i've only been once. i wish i was engaged or something cause i'd LOVE to get married here.
http://www.whitfordhouseinn.com/

8/26/2010 11:13:54 PM

take me wit you

8/26/2010 11:25:19 PM

i'ma ask my dad if we can go for thanksgiving or something.

or maybe i can go in jan and go skiing

i just wanna go.

last time i was there i was 8

8/26/2010 11:28:10 PM

interview at 2! woot!

8/27/2010 10:02:23 AM

Looking forward to quality time with the lady tonight. We live too far apart.

8/27/2010 10:06:14 AM

The latest installment in the Immortals After Dark Series.



[Edited on August 27, 2010 at 10:06 AM. Reason : And the thought of making another baby!]

8/27/2010 10:06:28 AM

spending the day with my niece and the twins...and getting paid for it! woo!

8/29/2010 8:23:25 AM

Waffles.

8/29/2010 9:11:25 AM

I just finished at 8.6 mile run

8/29/2010 10:33:36 AM

A nap has my name on it. See ya in 2 hrs TWW.

[Edited on August 29, 2010 at 12:21 PM. Reason : Crap. I'm bad at this sleeping thing.]

8/29/2010 11:59:08 AM

fully stocked fridge!!!!!! house sitting with full privileges for the win!!

9/4/2010 12:41:35 PM

nothing
it's the day time again

9/4/2010 1:10:33 PM

Going out to dinner with MJ!
and maybe a sleepover.
whee!

9/4/2010 1:11:37 PM

MJ is dead though

9/4/2010 1:17:59 PM

Different MJ. She's a lady friend.

9/4/2010 1:18:35 PM

home cooked breakfast at grandma's...




and stealing internet from my aunt and uncle across the street

9/5/2010 9:58:47 AM

nothing

9/5/2010 10:08:56 AM

Black Flag & a quack Dr. Pepper

9/5/2010 10:13:12 AM

the weather

9/5/2010 5:08:55 PM

The increasing possibility of evacuating the island in a few days due to a hurricane consequently resulting in an all expenses paid party in Curaçao.

9/5/2010 5:23:09 PM

mommy bought me pajamas AND a sleep shirt, shoes, and lots of other goodies! and grandma fixed my dress from the thrift store!!! :wheeeeeee:

9/5/2010 6:55:03 PM

Getting to spend ANOTHER night with my wife while I'm still in the area!

9/12/2010 11:46:34 PM

Just being me!

9/12/2010 11:49:43 PM

I will be employed with a real schedule and stuff starting in October!!! Yay!

9/13/2010 3:16:24 PM

hooray for princess!

9/13/2010 3:16:54 PM

the orgasms that i will be having as soon as i can tear myself away from PP

9/13/2010 3:29:24 PM

Just had a nice talk with a past professor of mine. It was really productive.

9/15/2010 5:21:26 PM

Good Will Hunting

9/15/2010 5:24:02 PM