Oh, hello ladies.

7/27/2010 6:23:30 PM

I'm ready for love in all the wrong places!

7/27/2010 11:03:22 PM

i'm ready...for work

7/28/2010 6:52:12 AM

I've got clean sheets on my bed because I gots a PackPrincess spending the night with me and hubby is sleeping in the guest room!

8/4/2010 3:16:34 PM

Dibs on sofa in case of emergency.

8/4/2010 3:18:28 PM

Nah, man. You get the dog crate, remember?

8/4/2010 3:18:49 PM

Actually, can we see if I fit. I mean really.

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : .]

8/4/2010 3:20:28 PM

Hahaha. If I can take pictures!

8/4/2010 3:24:53 PM

But then you might use it against me one day. Like, half-Asian male or something.

8/4/2010 3:25:52 PM

Hahaha. I'll advertise you as an Asian sex slave.

8/4/2010 3:27:43 PM

I get 65% of the cut.

8/4/2010 3:29:10 PM

wait what? when did this happen?

8/4/2010 10:04:12 PM

i'm home! time for more whoring.

8/15/2010 10:37:21 PM

haha. NTLB

8/16/2010 12:07:06 AM

I don't feel good. I need a hug.
A HUG, mind you, NOT cuddles.

*drinks EmergenC and takes some MucinexD*

8/16/2010 4:47:33 AM

oh man. first day of work after a week off. this feels strange.

8/16/2010 7:09:01 AM

Haha. That's how I felt working for you all last week.

8/16/2010 7:10:11 AM

i bet!

8/16/2010 7:11:22 AM

In time, you will get your hugs Erica. In time.

8/16/2010 12:33:38 PM

I'm running a fever, guys.
I think I'm dying.

8/17/2010 5:26:35 AM

no more dying please. ive had enough.

8/17/2010 6:43:21 AM

I'm running an even higher fever and I just want someone to love on me, but PackPrincess says I have the cooties and won't let me sniffle snuggle on her.

8/18/2010 8:49:43 PM

from a far

8/18/2010 8:50:25 PM

8/24/2010 1:10:37 AM

Aww. You tried to whore without me!

You weren't very successful.

8/24/2010 10:11:14 AM

i need a wing man

8/24/2010 10:12:43 AM

bunch of slackers itt

8/24/2010 10:37:38 AM

wouldn't a wing-man be self-defeating? Don't want to run off 'dem mens...

get a wing-woman...or at least a wing-woman secondary in place of bb

8/24/2010 10:56:46 AM

whores ITT

Shit, I just called myself a whore >_<

[Edited on August 24, 2010 at 11:40 AM. Reason : lolz]

8/24/2010 11:40:24 AM

^ shmorri2 is a manwhore! I gotta get me some of that!


[Edited on August 24, 2010 at 12:03 PM. Reason : ..]

8/24/2010 12:02:05 PM

keep this going while i'm at work! i need things to read when i get home!

8/25/2010 7:39:53 AM

I am so in love with PackPrincess. She makes my life make sense.

8/25/2010 8:18:35 AM

aww

8/25/2010 2:12:56 PM

so what about your child and/or husband?

8/25/2010 2:20:30 PM

I still adore my husband and my child. I got plenty of love to go around.

8/25/2010 2:35:42 PM

Your child and husband are out of luck. If you love me I require all of your love.

8/26/2010 7:01:10 PM

OHHHHH. What's love got to do... Got to do with it...

8/26/2010 7:21:53 PM

Elise, don't be so selfish. You can at least share me with my kid. Geeze.

8/26/2010 9:30:36 PM

^ Adoption plz?

8/26/2010 9:32:24 PM

You already have a mom.

And that would have made me 5 years old when I gave birth.
CREEPY!

8/26/2010 9:33:43 PM

>_> If you are adopting me, age shouldn't matter, you racist

8/26/2010 9:34:56 PM

How in the hell does it make me racist?
Come on, that's not even biologically possible.

8/26/2010 9:38:56 PM

Adoption means you aren't my biological mother... Age doesn't matter, you racist.

8/26/2010 9:39:57 PM

That makes me an AGE-IST not a RACE-IST.
COME ON!

8/26/2010 9:41:20 PM

8/26/2010 9:42:12 PM

8/27/2010 10:03:17 AM

Silas has learned how to say PP.

I think he loves you.

8/27/2010 10:05:47 AM

I know he does! Remember when I asked him to be my boyfriend and he climbed up beside me snuggled in close and laid his head on my boob?

8/27/2010 10:07:35 AM

Yes. But now I giggle every time I change his diaper and he says PP.

Elise is just too hard to say.

8/27/2010 10:08:28 AM

gross

8/27/2010 10:10:16 AM