well that just sounds gross from the get go, why would you try that one first?

7/28/2010 11:13:11 PM

holy shit, those things are nuts

7/29/2010 12:09:14 PM

Quote :

"According to one guy named mike from the internet: 22grams"

lol

7/29/2010 12:12:44 PM

Quote :

"Four loko is for dumbass high schoolers. "

no.

Four loko is for dumbass high school antics. There is a subtle distinction

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this subtle dinstinction

7/29/2010 1:10:35 PM

Finally took the plunge and bought one of these last night. Was short on time and wanted to do a little power pre-gaming before Santana.

Tasted like shit but gave me a good start to the evening at least. But i can definitely tell i drank that fucker today

7/29/2010 1:36:00 PM

Just has one of these:


I'm ready to call it a night, and these are only 9.9% alcohol.

7/30/2010 6:46:57 PM

pussy

7/30/2010 6:48:26 PM

I don't know why everyone says it tastes like shit... it just tastes like a normal energy drink with lots of alcohol

7/30/2010 6:54:58 PM

I just had to ask an old man to get one down for me because I was too short to reach it

But at least I bought it with the $2 I won off a scratch-off ticket last night. Livin' that white trash dream.

7/30/2010 6:56:45 PM

5 lemonade 4lokos
2 half gallons of pink lemonade vodka
1 half gallon of Barcadi O
1 pint of everclear
a bunch of lemonade and some country time pink lemonade mix
and 2, 2liters of sprite

testing now to see if we need to add more

7/30/2010 6:58:53 PM

Holy craap, you guys better put a warning label on that shit.

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 7:00 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2010 7:00:36 PM

^^I hope you fucking hate your liver.

7/30/2010 7:07:22 PM

I don't know what it says about me that I think that sounds good

7/30/2010 7:34:02 PM

just tasted it with everything in... theres gonna be a lot of very drunk people here tonight... shit is very good, I put the 4lokos in last and it honestly need the malt beverage in there

7/30/2010 7:57:54 PM

kcon all that sugar is going to ruin your day tomorrow, broski

7/30/2010 8:56:08 PM

you will be peeing out of your ass all morning

7/30/2010 9:17:57 PM

Quote :

" you will be peeing out of your ass all morning "

and out of your mouth, too, possibly.



[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 9:45 PM. Reason : .]

7/30/2010 9:45:30 PM

beer malt beverage shits

7/30/2010 10:18:27 PM

I just bought a Four Loko at the gas station. I don't know if I should drink it.

8/1/2010 12:58:28 AM

of course you should

8/1/2010 12:59:18 AM

But it's 1 am and I'm already a little tipsy.

8/1/2010 1:05:40 AM

^then you have too

8/1/2010 1:09:17 AM

Bullshit.

8/1/2010 1:10:05 AM

do it.

8/1/2010 1:11:09 AM

do it.

8/1/2010 1:12:08 AM

Do it. You have nothing to lose.

8/1/2010 1:14:43 AM

cant wait til school starts up again going to try this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnbUK5P0ws

if this big fucker can have 1.5 4lokos and be gone then im sold



[Edited on August 1, 2010 at 1:39 AM. Reason : -]

8/1/2010 1:38:19 AM

I'm saving my Four Lokos. I put it in the refrigerator and decided to have a bottle of water instead.
I know. I know. WEAK. But I'm just not in that kind of mood tonight.

8/1/2010 2:09:38 AM

Finally found a couple of new flavors in a gas station.

Lemonade is the most drinkable flavor I've had IMO.

Watermelon is absolutely disgusting. I knew it would be before I even bought it, but I figured I might as well try it .

8/1/2010 3:16:51 AM

I guess I'm going to have to try this absurd mess.

8/1/2010 3:23:37 AM

I guess I'm going to have to try this absurd mess.


It's only 12% ABV... Can't be that bad... I mean, aside from the sugar and stuff...

Quote :

"Four LOKO, a 24 oz Nagasaki on your liver that packs 12% ABV. This, in one serving, is roughly equivalent to drinking a bottle of white wine, or more accurately, drinking a six-pack of Bud Light and freebasing a No-Doz."

http://flisted.com/84069/which-alcoholic-energy-drink-will-wreck-your-sht-the-hardest/

Woah woah woah... wat?



[Edited on August 1, 2010 at 3:31 AM. Reason : .]

8/1/2010 3:26:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnbUK5P0ws#t=7m32s

KITTY!

8/1/2010 3:55:11 AM

I had the lemonade and grape last night. lemonade was decent, grape was too sweet. I didn't feel it until I went to sleep several hours later. That shit is crazy when you wake up

8/1/2010 9:48:51 AM

i'm partial to the orange flavor

8/1/2010 9:53:01 AM

I can't remember if I've posted in this thread or not but I came here to say this


if you happen to sing for a metal band do not, DO NOT, pound a fourloko just before you jump on stage

don't do it.

8/1/2010 11:59:09 AM

^

8/1/2010 12:00:58 PM

i wanna hear this story

8/1/2010 12:01:11 PM

To keep it concise...imagine sprinting uphill for 45 minutes just after taking a fourloko to the face

now imagine doing that in unison with 3 other guys in front of a crowd

8/1/2010 12:44:17 PM

With multicolored suns on your back.

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

8/1/2010 12:47:36 PM

Yeah...all that heat and concentrated exertion does not mix well with that sudden influx of alcohol, sugar and crack

I was delirious and exhausted halfway through our set but I still had to bring 100% and make it look effortless, I was hanging on with borrowed energy. Collapsed in exhaustion on the stage as soon as our last song ended and my adrenaline dropped just below critical

8/1/2010 1:03:47 PM

damn dave

8/1/2010 1:04:43 PM

The good news is that many of the rockers from the 70s,80s,90s are still walking around strong today despite having high volumes of drugs and alcohol in their systems.

Unless you count the recent dudes from drowning pool and the dude that just died from slipknot.

[Edited on August 1, 2010 at 1:12 PM. Reason : .]

8/1/2010 1:12:19 PM

this shit is sponsoring my weekend

8/1/2010 1:55:54 PM

Quote :

"Watermelon is absolutely disgusting. I knew it would be before I even bought it, but I figured I might as well try it"

That's my favorite out of the ones I've tried (cranberry lemonade, lemonade, blue raspberry)

8/1/2010 2:00:13 PM

i was drinking these before they were cool


and made a thread about it


http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=553607

8/1/2010 6:58:06 PM

I should have just drank the 4Loko last night. I ended up staying up until like 4 am anyway and then had to get up again at 7 am. The Loko wouldn't have made a freakin' difference.

8/1/2010 7:02:05 PM

Quote :

"The Loko wouldn't have made a freakin' difference."

For better or for worse, the four lokos always make a difference

8/1/2010 7:55:23 PM

Picked mine up today. I can't wait to indulge tomorrow night.

8/1/2010 8:04:39 PM

What flavor did you get?

8/1/2010 8:05:11 PM

Cranberry Limeade. I doubt it'll taste anywhere close to Sonic's version, but alas, I'll give it a shot. Lemonade will be my second flavor of choice. I generally do not like grape or watermellon flavored drinks, but the jolly ranchers in those two flavors kick mucho ass.

8/1/2010 8:06:35 PM