im 12 weeks craving chocolate mints...


"1 in 8 women in the United States will develop invasive breast cancer over the course of her lifetime.About 70-80% of breast cancers occur in women who have no family history of breast cancer.There was an estimated 39,520 deaths last year from breast cancer alone. And in 2010 there were over 2.5 MILLION breast cancer survivors." Help end it by donating here: http://ww5.komen.org/ or volunteer at a local event. Hows that for awareness?


i think i may make that mine

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 7:24 PM. Reason : im gonna wait until it gets really out of hand though ]

9/1/2011 7:19:48 PM

^good idea, I might do that but I think I'll wait until October, September is ovarian cancer awareness month

9/1/2011 8:57:22 PM

^ it is isn't it???


well if this gets out of hand around then-we can both do it.

9/1/2011 9:17:01 PM

Chain letters, that are like " i know 98% of you won't do this"
If you believe in God re-post this. Please don't ignore. You are being tested. For it says in the Bible, "Deny me in front of everyone and I will deny you in front of my father." 97 percent won't post.

9/1/2011 9:48:30 PM

Quote :

"just about every single girl on my FB has a pic of their feet in the sand at the beach."

i have about 20 of these

9/1/2011 9:56:15 PM

my mother posted "im 4 wks and craving....etc" these stupid fb trends almost made me shoot myself

9/1/2011 9:57:11 PM

shit...good call with bumping this thread. I got the new "ladies only" thing sent to me.

statuses talking about weeks and candy they are craving= birthday.

9/1/2011 9:57:24 PM

i saw this craving bullshit and thought one friend of mine was preggers again.

i am relieved. she does NOT need to be having another baby right now.

9/1/2011 10:07:11 PM

stupid after the first one imho

9/1/2011 10:18:00 PM

9/5/2011 8:44:08 PM

fucking creepy

9/5/2011 8:45:30 PM

Yes, children are creepy.

9/5/2011 8:50:09 PM

9/22/2011 6:58:50 PM

warning WORDS:

Status Update:

Quote :

"I died today. You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty and too small, but the lady took it off before she sent me to the Rainbow Bridge . Would I still be at home if I hadn’t chewed your shoe? I didn’t know what it was, but it was leather, and it was on the floor. I was just playing. You forgot to get puppy toys. Would I still be at home if I had been housebroken? Rubbing my nose in what I did only made me ashamed that I had to go at all. There are books and obedience teachers that would have taught you how to teach me to go to the door. Would I still be at home if I hadn’t brought fleas into the house? Without anti-flea medicine, I couldn’t get them off of me after you left me in the yard for days. Would I still be at home if I hadn’t barked? I was only saying, “I’m scared, I’m lonely, I’m here, I’m here! I want to be your best friend.” Would I still be at home if I had made you happy? Hitting me didn’t make me learn how. Would I still be at home if you had taken the time to care for me and to teach manners to me? You didn’t pay attention to me after the first week or so, but I spent all my time waiting for you to love me. I died today. Love, Your Puppy ***Please forward this to everyone, its time to stop animal abuse***"

i didn't read it all, don't plan on reading it all, looks horribly depressing, whyyyy

9/22/2011 11:17:58 PM

Wall of text.

9/22/2011 11:22:18 PM

Do things/offers like this really work or is it just a scam to get your info

http://offer-cards-online-today.com/

10/13/2011 4:48:57 PM

What is up with that thing that says something like, "I am cleaning up my friends...let me know if you want to stay on it...otherwise good bye." You have to select keep me, or delete me. Do you automatically get deleted, if you don't select to stay on their friends list? Some of my relatives have posted this and I don't want to get deleted from other friends and relatives friends list just because I happened to not see them post it.

10/14/2011 12:55:08 AM

^
virus/spyware

10/14/2011 1:15:55 AM

depressing story about the dead puppy


but the backyard breeder who made the puppy is just as much to blame as the end user who disposed of it

10/14/2011 1:24:21 AM

http://facecrooks.com/Safety-Center/Internet-Safety-Privacy/I-am-cleaning-up-my-Facebook-friends-is-not-a-virus-It-is-a-viral-Facebook-Question.html

10/14/2011 9:33:23 AM

Quote :

"14 YEAR OLD BOY WAS SHOT 6 TIMES BY HIS STEPFATHER,THIS BOY WAS PROTECTINGHIS LITTLE 2 YEARS OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUT TO BE RAPED BY THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN.THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET HURT THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER.THEIR MOM WAS A WORK WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED.NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNG MAN IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ,BUT DOCTRS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS HE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH IS VERY COSTFUL AND WHICH HIS MOM CANNOT PAY.ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45 CENTS FOR EVERY TIME Someone Post's This To Their Wall So Please Paste & Pass This On So That Together We Can Help Save This Boys life"

10/26/2011 12:29:09 PM

Box of opinionated words with arrow pointing to person's profile pic, beginning with "this person believes"

like this

10/26/2011 12:37:51 PM

lol @ that pic being an ad for a gun shop

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 12:42 PM. Reason : THIS PERSON BELIEVES EVERY AMERICAN HAS THE RIGHT TO BUY GUNS AND AMMO AT 50% OFF RETAIL PRICES]

[Edited on October 26, 2011 at 12:44 PM. Reason : also lol @ "The government of this country doesn't want us to Bare Arms"]

10/26/2011 12:41:52 PM

10/26/2011 3:29:20 PM

I think prostate cancer should get more attention... just because people don't play with prostates doesn't mean it's any less lethal (actually more)

10/26/2011 3:33:21 PM

What kind of outside sales bullshit is everyone putting on facebook? 40 bucks into 400 bucks? I SENSE A SCAM.

6/29/2012 7:16:58 PM

^^^but it's real hot today, I need to bare my arms.

6/29/2012 7:19:31 PM

who doesn't play with prostates?

6/29/2012 10:05:44 PM

I'LL BARE YOUR ARMS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

6/29/2012 10:54:33 PM

Does every female on the planet going to see Magic Mike count as a Facebook trend if they're all posting pictures of the theaters?

6/29/2012 11:03:28 PM

No, posting pictures of the theater would be the stupid trend. I'll have to remember to do that when I go.

6/30/2012 8:53:16 AM

This kind of crap drives me CRAZY. And since I've added some folks from the church I grew up in, I'm seeing it all the damned time.

6/30/2012 10:16:52 AM

People getting butthurt about people getting people butthurt about the temperature has been pretty annoying

6/30/2012 10:23:40 AM

I don't even know what Magic Mike is

Quote :

"THIS PERSON BELIEVES EVERY AMERICAN HAS THE RIGHT TO BUY GUNS AND AMMO AT 50% OFF RETAIL PRICES]"

Lol tempted to post this and confuse the hell out of people.

6/30/2012 10:24:55 AM

one of mine will post something then follow with with a bunch of

#cars #coolstuff #hotgirls #lol #fruits

crap

6/30/2012 1:14:01 PM

^ at least your examples are single words or short phrases

My friends would write things like

#oklahomacitygotthis #thunderupyabitches #fucktheheatandlebronjames

1) your hashtags do nothing on facebook
2) get twitter if you want to use them
3) don't get twitter if you plan to hashtag eternally stupid shit
4) you weren't an OKC fan 2 months ago, shut the fuck up

[Edited on June 30, 2012 at 2:43 PM. Reason : vb]

6/30/2012 2:42:56 PM

unfriended

7/1/2012 10:13:09 AM

Quote :

""14 YEAR OLD BOY WAS SHOT 6 TIMES BY HIS STEPFATHER,THIS BOY WAS PROTECTINGHIS LITTLE 2 YEARS OLD SISTER WHO WAS ABOUT TO BE RAPED BY THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAN.THE LITTLE GIRL DID NOT GET HURT THANKS TO HER BRAVE OLDER BROTHER.THEIR MOM WAS A WORK WHEN ALL THIS HAPPENED.NOW THIS BRAVE YOUNG MAN IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE ,BUT DOCTRS SAY HE WILL NOT SURVIVE UNLESS HE GETS AN OPERATION WHICH IS VERY COSTFUL AND WHICH HIS MOM CANNOT PAY.ALL FACEBOOK COMPANIES HAVE AGREED TO DONATE 45 CENTS FOR EVERY TIME Someone Post's This To Their Wall So Please Paste & Pass This On So That Together We Can Help Save This Boys life""

Haha

7/1/2012 10:39:12 AM

Every time I see that shit, I'm like REALLY? And how do you think they're keeping track of the reposts?

7/1/2012 10:41:02 AM

^ 3 guessing the owner of that van doesn't know those people already get taxpayer funded healthcare coverage.

7/1/2012 10:47:04 AM

guessing the owner of that van doesn't know those people already get taxpayer funded healthcare coverage. a lot of things

7/1/2012 10:58:51 AM

Lol touche.

7/1/2012 1:30:52 PM

so my mom will die in one year?

7/2/2012 9:16:44 AM

You clearly didn't ignore it... so your Mom is safe.

Either way, it's stupid...

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 9:36 AM. Reason : ]

7/2/2012 9:35:19 AM

ATTN: people on my facebook. Stop bitching about being in the friendzone. kthnx.

also, stfu about madden.

8/28/2012 4:14:06 PM

various flavors of "Wah! It forced me to switch to timeline! I want my old view back!"

8/28/2012 5:31:06 PM

Quote :

"My name is austin. I am 5. On December 5, 1999 my daddy murdered me. If you pass this on to ten photos I will protect you. If you don't, tonight at 3:03 I will come and kill you with a butchers knife. You have ten minutes. I'm waitin"

don't know if this is really a trend, but I saw it on some photo comments

9/20/2012 12:45:08 AM

Quote :

""

LOL
C
ongress and the president are not exempt in any way and must take insurance provided within an exchange unless they shell out their own money for something better (this applies to everyone)

[Edited on September 20, 2012 at 12:57 AM. Reason : ]

9/20/2012 12:55:01 AM

^I'm pretty sure healthcare for big time politicians is included in the pay for their "service."

http://articles.latimes.com/2009/aug/02/nation/na-congress-benefits2

9/20/2012 6:26:58 AM

9/20/2012 9:37:48 AM