^^^
at least I am aware of it

12/21/2010 11:45:49 AM

For Page 5

12/21/2010 11:46:41 AM

i had an ex girlfriend roll over in the middle of the night and whisper "Satan is coming" to me in the creepiest whisper possible, and it was not a joke

that shit freaked me the fuck out

12/21/2010 12:15:07 PM

what the fuck?



great stuff in this thread.

12/21/2010 12:43:57 PM

i repropose this for page 5

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"i'm more worried about promiscuity than cray cray. can you really expect someone who was "seeing" multiple people before you came along to stop cold and commit to just you?"

12/21/2010 1:42:15 PM

^Thats just dudes thinking they are above the other guys and that she wouldnt do that to him


Knight in shining armor type shit that never works and always winds up shitty

12/21/2010 1:51:41 PM

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"Also, anyone who is really into horses"

I've seen some crazy ass chicks into horses. not all of them are like that mind you, but they do go into the 'crazy animal lover' category

12/21/2010 4:35:33 PM

Horse girls are always crazy.

12/21/2010 4:37:59 PM

I like how this thread has blown up.

MOAR!

1) Is obsessed with David Wolfe and Ormus
2) Claims to own a talent/modeling agency in order to trick girls into coming over to take naughty photos (had a colleague like this ... as well as a roommate)
3) Likes to get wasted before cleaning his guns

12/21/2010 4:47:02 PM

I haven't read all of this but I'm sure someone has already said:

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"Has a vagina"

right?

Also... doesn't know or doesn't remember what her original hair color is.

12/21/2010 4:50:33 PM

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"Horse girls are always crazy."

Yeah I've yet to meet one that wasn't crazy.

12/21/2010 4:51:08 PM

^^ Actually, I think you're the first to say that.

I haven't seen my natural hair dcolor in about 4 years, but I'd have to be completely retarded to forget it. I think that's more of a litmus test for idiots.

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 4:53 PM. Reason : f]

12/21/2010 4:53:10 PM

you can tell just by spending some time with someone. i know my craydar isnt the best but the crazy ones are usually blatantly obvious. now my depressiondar....that thing is accurate to 1mm from 100 yards.....

12/21/2010 5:38:13 PM

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12/21/2010 6:03:04 PM

^^^ wdprice3 said it on page 1

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=606579&page=1#14474880

12/21/2010 6:32:37 PM

this is a good thread. most of my contributions have been covered.

facebook has certainly increased the prevalence of craziness in our generation.

12/21/2010 6:39:41 PM

I would say a sign that noobs often dismiss as a girl joking around is when she, herself, tells you she's crazy. I made this mistake in my younger days, but if a girl goes out of her way to tell you she's crazy, take heed. She's likely not joking and it may be that she's telling you so that she can absolve herself of guilt for her crazy actions to come. If you've been warned and still stick around you're equally culpable for the consequences.

12/21/2010 9:28:09 PM

^ agreed! Same goes for guys. I briefly dated a guy who kept telling me that he was "a complete mess" and that he was crazier than Tucker Max. When I told him I didn't want to keep dating him, he was surprised.

Um, no girl wants to date Tucker Max.

12/21/2010 9:36:18 PM

double post

Okay, obvious ones:

1) Is a psych major
2) Is obsessed/in love with their therapist

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 9:41 PM. Reason : J]

12/21/2010 9:39:11 PM

lol. double posting 3 minutes apart. now that's cray cray.

12/21/2010 9:41:17 PM

girls that carat themselves

I have pretty bad experiences with them

12/21/2010 9:41:24 PM

Epic double post with a three minute time delay.

12/21/2010 9:42:36 PM

EMCE, you made me cray cray! What with your philandering ways. You told me you loved me. You lied. My heart died.

I was angry. So I asked myself, "What would Jesus do?"

Answer: "Burn EMCE's stuff and send him to hell!"

12/21/2010 9:43:45 PM

Actually, I DO love you

I can't say I'm in love with you.... but I do have love for you in my heart

12/21/2010 9:48:12 PM

Newsflash, loser: your heart and your penis are not the same thing.

12/21/2010 9:49:43 PM

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"Horse girls are always crazy"

i can't believe i didn't say this much, much earlier.

12/21/2010 9:50:34 PM

it's been 5 goddamn years! how can you still be mad about.....that night?

[Edited on December 21, 2010 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ]

12/21/2010 9:51:16 PM

When YOU want me to do YOU in the butt with a strap-on ... YES!!!

12/21/2010 9:57:30 PM

look, we were out of lube. I had to improvise....


I bought you a teddy bear!!!!!1one

12/21/2010 10:00:11 PM

1. they send you their wedding details, updates on married life, and current pictures of the kid they have...~4 years after it's been over
2. they contact you to meet up after having done all of the above



that's some bat-shit stuff right there

12/21/2010 10:19:42 PM

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" if a girl goes out of her way to tell you she's crazy, take heed. "

Abso-fucking-lutely. If a girl tells you she's crazy, you have to believe her.

12/21/2010 10:26:00 PM

A lot of stuff people have listed are more quirks than craziness... I mean don't get me wrong, there is some really stuff too, but not most of this.

I'm sure even someone as normal as myself as some quirks that some consider "craziness."

12/21/2010 10:46:42 PM

^ Probably the people who mentioned those types of things just have personal experience with someone batshit who did it, so now they're on the lookout.

12/21/2010 10:58:44 PM

83764) has a heroin shooting "party" in your apt while you are out of town and allows several people to overdose

12/21/2010 11:00:57 PM

i'm not saying i'm not crazy...

but i can honestly say there isn't a thing in this thread that describes/pertains to me

[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 12:27 AM. Reason : shit...i have a cat ]

12/22/2010 12:26:12 AM

you've never met any of their friends. ever. even after months and months of dating.

12/22/2010 1:17:23 AM

they don't have any friends

12/22/2010 1:20:58 AM

one word (er, acronym?): LARP

12/22/2010 1:23:21 AM

Hey...

12/22/2010 1:24:49 AM

You know, I only know one LARPer, but the dude does a pretty good job of compartmentalizing it. If he wasn't actually on his way to or participating in an event, he didn't refer to it and was generally pretty normal.

But yeah, I suspect he's an exception to the rule.

12/22/2010 1:29:46 AM

what is LARP?

12/22/2010 9:25:30 AM

Live-Action Role-Playing

Like D&D

12/22/2010 9:26:36 AM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok interesting.

12/22/2010 9:27:05 AM

Live Action Role Play

I know some LARPers and they're really cool people. . .until they start talking about LARPing and then I'm like .

12/22/2010 9:27:17 AM

You ever see the movie Role Models? It's what the nerdy kid does...

12/22/2010 9:27:25 AM

Whoops

MOAR

8493043) Men who have more beauty/grooming products than most women

[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 9:31 AM. Reason : l]

12/22/2010 9:28:44 AM

They ask you on the first date, "So umm what food allergies do you have?" she was actually a real nutcase

12/22/2010 9:34:46 AM

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" 8493043) Men who have more beauty/grooming products than most women"

yeah my buddy's sister dated a couple pretty boys like that

12/22/2010 9:35:46 AM

(not me)

Someone who dates your best friend, then dates you, then dates your ex-girlfriend, then several years later has a baby with an 18 year old life failure.

(though you're kinda stupid dating for her anyway)

12/22/2010 9:36:59 AM

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"3) Likes to get wasted before cleaning his guns"

whats . . . whats the problem here?

12/22/2010 9:40:55 AM