Quote :

"have you ever hit her, even after she hit you?"

No but I have touched her in arguments, Like I have pushed her away from me, and I have pushed her on the bed before. And when she was hanging outside of the window, I did grab her and toss her into the room.


I think that I have had good restraint considering that she has hit me with objects, cut me with objects, and stabbed me one time. I should have gone to the ER then but I didn't.

[Edited on March 9, 2014 at 5:50 PM. Reason : h]

3/9/2014 5:47:03 PM

No, I don't think she knows my TWW user name.

3/9/2014 5:53:23 PM

wtg, EMCE!!! you seriously rock the house.

3/9/2014 5:54:24 PM

sounds like you are screwed. you should have left months/years ago, especially after all of the warning signs and psychological issues that were there (and that you posted on here instead of documenting/reporting to someone)

3/9/2014 6:24:10 PM

i would get a lawyer right now and gather any evidence/documentation you can about her behavior, and try to sketch out a timeline of things. Then have the lawyer contact the authorities on your behalf if that's what he advises. Don't sit by and just hope shit goes away.

3/9/2014 6:26:54 PM

And stop worrying about the fucking banjo.

3/9/2014 6:28:32 PM

assuming that this isn't a troll thread, ^^ is right. You're a man, you can't win by talking to the cops in a domestic abuse allegation. Lawyer up, son, this is about to get expensive.

[Edited on March 9, 2014 at 6:29 PM. Reason : ]

3/9/2014 6:28:57 PM

3/9/2014 6:29:40 PM

did b4c make that?

3/9/2014 6:34:42 PM

nah, B4C has better sense than to take naked photos of a guy wearing a banjo with black socks, soccer shoes, and a stool in the middle of the woods

3/9/2014 6:39:03 PM

Wait, is that really BanjoMan

3/9/2014 6:46:48 PM

take some advice from bbehe. he knows what it's like to be a battered man.

3/9/2014 6:51:54 PM

^^he posted it in the other thread. And its in his gallery.

3/9/2014 6:52:58 PM

I think this is an elaborate ruse to get folks to listen to his tracks.

3/9/2014 7:50:26 PM

Guys, if several of us donate some loot, we can get BanjoMan a new banjo.

I pledge $30

3/9/2014 7:52:53 PM

right now, he's just man. He needs his banjo!

3/9/2014 8:04:11 PM

1. Wife is not hot
2. He can't sing or play the banjo very well
3. He's barely literate himself, so it's no surprise that it took him so long to figure out that she's illiterate

Am I missing anything?

3/9/2014 8:10:57 PM

he no longer has a banjo

[Edited on March 9, 2014 at 8:12 PM. Reason : ]

3/9/2014 8:11:46 PM

I think the wife is quite attractive.

Y'all crazy.

3/9/2014 8:41:07 PM

I think she is beautiful, but she has the 100% crazy face

3/9/2014 8:49:23 PM

wat

3/9/2014 8:57:21 PM

Banjoman hasn't responded, he must have gotten arrested

3/9/2014 9:00:45 PM

It's like 2 am in Germany

3/9/2014 9:03:20 PM

I'd love to hear the other side of this story.

3/9/2014 9:52:04 PM

Quote :

"So when you guys went out to eat, did she point to pictures on the menus?"

this made me LOL for real.

I knew somebody like that back in high school. She'd only order the items on the menu that were "featured" (had a picture) and she would point at it to the server. I came to find out (via a group project) that she had a 2nd or 3rd grade reading & writing level.

banjoman should put outrageous demands in the divorce contract since she won't be able to read it.

[Edited on March 9, 2014 at 10:16 PM. Reason : f]

3/9/2014 10:01:43 PM

How can one be barely literate and get in to college? Was she going to State?

3/9/2014 10:12:43 PM

must have played basketball at chapel hill, she's got the brains and the mustache for it

3/9/2014 10:43:51 PM

He named his banjo "the ball guard". People. You cannot be taking this seriously.

3/9/2014 10:44:11 PM

Quote :

". He can't sing or play the banjo very well 3. He's barely literate himself, so it's no surprise that it took him so long to figure out that she's illiterate"

Played that while singing in just 2 takes. I have other songs where I pick if hat is what you are looking for

3/10/2014 3:14:06 AM

Ya'll racists posting in a white guilt thread

3/10/2014 8:31:31 AM

What college did she attend?

3/10/2014 2:39:04 PM

1. Your wife is not hot
2. She did a public service by smashing your banjo
3. The kid probably ain't even yours

/troll

But seriously if the situation is as bad as you say it is, then go do something about it and stop crying on the internet. Your wife is an uneducated, unstable manipulator and habitual cheater. Get some legal advice and kick her to the curb.

[Edited on March 10, 2014 at 3:37 PM. Reason : also put some god damn pants on]

3/10/2014 3:35:49 PM

I contacted somebody today. At least to start the process of documenting things.

3/10/2014 3:37:12 PM

I'm not trolling here, you said she went to college, I'm just curious what college it was.

3/10/2014 3:56:37 PM

troll thread, yall posting. gotta be.

3/10/2014 4:03:05 PM

Did y'all meet in Houston, Banjoman?

3/10/2014 4:42:07 PM

Banjoman got his degree in bathsalt research

3/10/2014 7:16:28 PM

This thread is tragic on several levels regardless of how true it is.

3/11/2014 11:12:06 AM

what do you think isn't true? I don't understand what is so unreal about this and why ppl seem to think that i am lying.

3/11/2014 5:17:24 PM

hey, you can see his nutsack in the third pic

I didn't notice that the first time

3/11/2014 6:16:59 PM

Hang on. I'm bout to scroll up and look.

3/11/2014 6:21:07 PM

yeah, that's simply got to be his nutsack

3/11/2014 6:30:47 PM

^Yup. That's kinda awesome.

Also, you should scroll up and look again.

Quote :

"BanjoMan: what do you think isn't true? I don't understand what is so unreal about this and why ppl seem to think that i am lying."

I believe you, and it doesn't sound crazy to me. You're gonna figure it out.

3/11/2014 6:42:10 PM

actually, I left the nut sack in there on purpose. I made this for a friend as a gag gift at a Holiday party, I thought that he would like it. We kind of had a bromance thing going on.

3/11/2014 6:45:02 PM

I figured you lost a bet. The socks work, but the flexing pose puts it over the top.

3/11/2014 6:48:38 PM

I really miss that bomb ass hasidic beard.

3/11/2014 6:51:22 PM

Quote :

"Guys, if several of us donate some loot, we can get BanjoMan a new banjo. I pledge $30"

Thanks for the pledge. Every little help bits

3/11/2014 7:04:32 PM

here's some good advice from somebody who cares

http://www.xojane.com/relationships/how-to-deal-with-divorce-after-a-short-marriage

3/12/2014 11:34:08 AM

Quote :

"I yelled at her and she calmly called the police saying that she felt threatened."

This sums up what not to do. She sounds crazy enough to dig her own grave if you'll just let her. Document everything, and never, ever lose your cool. Doesn't matter what she does, stay cool and keep feeding her the rope. Then, you snatch it tight in front of the judge.

Family law is a chess match; you need to think several moves ahead and be coldly rational.


Both of you are broke, so that part's easy. This is chiefly about your son , and secondarily about avoiding alimony.

Keeping child support reasonable is a consideration, too, but in my experience, that's simply a formula. It has nothing to do with what is needed or what is reasonable.

[Edited on March 14, 2014 at 8:25 AM. Reason : ]

3/14/2014 8:17:29 AM

^

3/14/2014 1:37:16 PM