I totally agree with the wntw suggestion. Or at least have her watch a similar episode to her situation

Oh and page 5

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 2:34 PM. Reason : fail]

8/8/2011 2:32:58 PM

i got naked and ran around at a party on saturday night and she did not tell me this was perhaps not the best idea.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEE

8/8/2011 2:34:44 PM

Going back and deleting everything is a weak way of dealing with this, but I guess it'll make people shut up for a few.
Sorry I'm too grumpy.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 3:03 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2011 2:42:26 PM

hahah

you're giving relationship advice?

8/8/2011 2:51:06 PM

Going back and deleting everything is a weak way of dealing with this, but I guess it'll make people shut up for a few.
Sorry I'm too grumpy.

[Edited on August 8, 2011 at 3:03 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2011 2:57:39 PM

you posted in great detail how fucked up your relationship is

venting or not, you can't just expect people to forget it the next time you're in a good mood and ignoring reality

8/8/2011 2:59:35 PM

yuffie chan, can you give me advice on how to turn my gf into a conniving shrew that puts my shit on blast on TWW

8/8/2011 3:00:18 PM

i am confused on this page ITT

but i did LOL at pilgrimshoes' post

8/8/2011 3:01:48 PM

I just wanted to say shrew

8/8/2011 3:02:55 PM

Quote :

"My wife dresses like she's always on the way to play basketball ... wearing MY basketball clothes and t-shirts Me: "I will watch the kids by myself if you will go to the store and buy yourself some girl clothes" Her: "Great ... But I need to go grocery shopping instead ... be back in an hour" Me: "What the hell were you doing all day!!""

haha

luckily both my bf and I wear gym clothes all the time... and we share gym clothes too

8/8/2011 5:27:28 PM

^ that is basically the same thing that they said, so why would you say "luckily" if he's complaining about it?

8/8/2011 10:07:20 PM

exactly ... thats a girl saying luckily ... meaning she also enjoys wearing frumpy sports clothes ALL THE TIME...

8/8/2011 10:12:28 PM

I meant he doesn't mind that I wear gym clothes all the time because he does too

i.e.
scenario: we're about to go out or over to a friend's place
convo:
-him: do we have to dress up for this?
-me: nah, I'm just wearing gym clothes
-him: awesome I love wearing gym clothes
-me: omg me too!
-*make out*

8/8/2011 10:39:49 PM

8/8/2011 10:43:48 PM

OK I made up that last part

8/8/2011 10:44:43 PM

ok good

8/8/2011 10:45:43 PM

Quote :

"haha, i need to take a picture of the vanity in our bathroom. my side and her side contrast hilariously. hers looks like a cosmetics counter exploded."

How true...I'm often finding myself removing items that have encroached onto my side of the counter (which really only consists of the 6" of space between the right side of the sink and the edge of said counter) or that have been put on the front edge of the counter, making it inconvenient to use the sink. Though she's been better about it lately. If we didn't have a double vanity we'd have to have separate bathrooms. (It might not be so bad if the vanity had any drawers, but alas, it does not). And this group of cosmetics does not include the basket by the bathtub, the bag that floats around the house, or the triple-digit collection of nail polish that resides in her office.

I would, of course, be remiss in not pointing out that I'm much more responsible for messes that occur in the rest of the house.

[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 11:13 AM. Reason : d]

8/10/2011 11:10:35 AM

Quote :

"I meant he doesn't mind that I wear gym clothes all the time because he does too "

wearing gym clothes out and about (unless you just came from or are just going to the gym) is worse then wearing cargo shorts!

8/10/2011 12:56:28 PM

- she leaves her shit around the house everywhere. random clothes, shoes, misc stuff. when i bring it up she says it's because she doesn't have anywhere to put it even though SHE HAS HER OWN FUCKING ROOM!! actually i'm the only one in the house that doesn't have my own space so i don't understand how this can be

8/10/2011 12:58:54 PM

she's not a believer in the whole "leggings as pants" thing.

8/10/2011 1:19:22 PM

^^^^

can i solve your problem?

buy her a caboodle (or 2) but make sure it's old school

she will not only put her shit in it, she will think you're the coolest ever

and the vanity won't be such an explosion

promise



[Edited on August 10, 2011 at 1:25 PM. Reason : movement]

8/10/2011 1:25:24 PM

we went to ikea and setup a makeup zone for my wife



and some shelving on the wall for work space..

its like a make-shift desk with a mirror.

8/10/2011 1:36:28 PM

Quote :

"wearing gym clothes out and about (unless you just came from or are just going to the gym) is worse then wearing cargo shorts!"

oh hellllllllllllllllll no

8/10/2011 2:02:41 PM

8/10/2011 2:11:16 PM

I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like one girl, ‘cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option… ‘Oh he’s got a good job.’ I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.

8/11/2011 10:51:05 AM

^ They're doin' it wrong. (but that does happen a lot, which is sad)

8/11/2011 10:53:44 AM

AGREES TO START PAYING FOR THE POWER BILL



USES YOUR SAVED BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION



Accidentally

8/30/2011 7:53:31 PM

>_>

8/30/2011 8:36:37 PM

ok before i post this i just want to say that yes it is getting close to PMS time...but shit like this makes me just shake my head in disbelief (WORDS)

EMAIL

Subject: Grocery List & Meal Plans

Her: Hey do you have anything that needs to go on this list?

Me: Were you planning on going to Walmart after picking up Chandler? I was going to say that I can do the shopping especially since you don't feel well. How much should we shop for? Should we get stuff for this weekend at the lake or do that in Roxboro? I alos need to go by BJs to get dog food so is there anything else we need there? The only thing I need for me is some cereal. We also need band-aids. What do you have on the list as of now?

Me (2 hrs later after no response): So what's the deal? what do i need to do?

Her: Get dog food.

Me: So are you picking up Chandler then coming back to Brier Creek to go shopping?

Her: I don't know

Me: I don't mind going shopping if you send me the list

Her:I DON'T have a GOD DAMN list...HELLO!! that's what needs to be worked on.

Me: Ok lets work on it. Txt me or email me the list when you get home and can take inventory.

Her: Hey you want to come up with a meal plan like I asked you earlier or will you keep ignoring the questions that get u answers?

Me: U didn't ask me for a meal plan...just if i needed anything. I thought you did the meal plans. When did I become the woman in this marriage? (yeah i know that was a bit of a jab)

Her: Just a reminder of the email convo we had earlier….

Note the subject.

Note that you ambushed me with a million questions.

Note that all you added to the list was Dog Food and Cereal for you.

Note you didn’t recommend one Meal.

Note that I will talk to you later.

Me: Title Noted

Note: You asked if there was anything I wanted for you to add to the list (implies a list existed that you created)

Note: I answered your question with dog food and cereal

Note: You didn't answer any of my questions.

Note: All you asked me to do was pick up dog food

Note: I will see you at home


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 5:14 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2011 5:14:01 PM

The sex makes it all worth it.

Right?

Right, guys?

9/1/2011 5:19:48 PM

TOTALLY!!!!

putting up with little bullshit like this is actually pretty minor. however it is a testament to how women and men communicate so differently.

9/1/2011 5:22:31 PM

not really a complaint or anything, but what is up with girlfriends and their weird obsession with popping zits? Every girlfriend I've had since high school has examined my back post shower or post coitus and if a zit was found, they'd pop it. And not just pop it, but keep squeezing the damn things.


Its cool, I kinda like it, but what's up with that? Do they teach that in home ec or something?

9/1/2011 5:25:27 PM

its just an excuse for them to hurt you and make you scream

9/1/2011 5:27:47 PM

Lol

9/2/2011 9:51:21 PM

Quote :

" - she uses my razor ever though she has her own. - she uses my tooth brush even though she has her own - she leaves the cap off the toothpaste and then the toothpaste get everywhere"

she used my razor to trim up, if you know what i mean.

but i am totally complaint free last couple weeks.

Last month, she got made at me for coasting in neutral on the highway, and proceeded to bite me on the hand after i told her to stfu. She fuckin BIT ME while driving on the highway!

[Edited on September 8, 2011 at 6:18 PM. Reason : ih]

9/8/2011 6:16:16 PM

it's them pregnancy hormones!

9/8/2011 6:18:28 PM

Did you really say shut the fuck up?

9/8/2011 6:18:54 PM

Quote :

"I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like one girl, ‘cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option… ‘Oh he’s got a good job.’ I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around."

Blue valentine quote. Bur ryan gossling omfg so hot durp durp durp

9/8/2011 6:19:44 PM

^^ Yes

And she bit my hand because i had it across her mouth to assist in the shuting the fuck up.

9/8/2011 6:20:36 PM

I would have bit you, too

9/8/2011 6:22:03 PM

i am not a monster, but I was going 40 on the highway and coultdn't get it into 4th, so I was a little stressed and she starting going nuts.

9/8/2011 6:23:31 PM

But she really is the perfect girl for me. I am just one of those guys that airs out the dirty laundry, for whatever reason.

Hence the OP

[Edited on September 8, 2011 at 6:25 PM. Reason : gb]

9/8/2011 6:25:03 PM

No worries, I don't think you're a monster as long as you handle it like adults and don't beat each other or say horrible things

9/8/2011 6:34:04 PM

I used to be able to joke around with my gf before we started dating by calling her a fatass. She'd call me a nerd, we'd both giggle, and that would be the end of it. Now that we are having sex, she takes offense to jokingly being called a fatass. Obviously, I love her body and she is far from a fatass, but for some reason, the satirical use of fatass is lost on her now. I don't get it. Nothing has changed besides we are having sex now.

9/19/2011 12:31:39 PM

well you've seen her naked now so that changes everything.

9/19/2011 12:32:47 PM

9/19/2011 12:33:57 PM

^^ that's exactly what i was going to say. she's vulnerable to you now - physically speaking. you've seen every piece of her body so playful critiquing now could come off as a bit harsher. women are always more critical of their own bodies.

^ is that Donna from Parks and Rec? it looks like it and she's my fave.

[Edited on September 19, 2011 at 12:34 PM. Reason : i love donna from parks and rec]

9/19/2011 12:34:12 PM

idk

i gis "oh lawd" and badabing

9/19/2011 1:25:38 PM

I have very trivial complaints about my fiance, she's pretty damn awesome.

- She is unable to remember the difference between Paul Simon and Phil Collins

9/19/2011 1:55:20 PM

i am awesome because my boyfriend will talk about video games and he thinks i'm not listening. and then a few days later he'll be like, "guess what game comes out on tuesday?" and i'll tell him and he's like "dammit!"

9/19/2011 1:56:26 PM