lol the "professional gay description" appears to be spot on

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 2:20 PM. Reason : 1 2 3 4 FIF]

9/1/2011 2:20:01 PM

Will knows his shit

9/1/2011 2:22:08 PM

Yeah for some reason I'm a natural expert when it comes to straight people dating, but can't get a date myself to save my life...lol

9/1/2011 2:23:46 PM

I would hit it. If I could get past the first 2 texts...

9/1/2011 2:28:43 PM

Just looking at her and reading the texts, she definitely looks like she got some white trash in her. I think, if given the opportunity, I might just spit on my wang and cram it in her ass...but it'd be extremely unlikely that I'd consider wasting my time even talking to her, much less dating the likes of her.

9/1/2011 3:08:55 PM

well i was getting ready to make a joke related to her looks.

but on second thought yeah i think i too would ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lub it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.

9/1/2011 3:17:24 PM

Sir, there's nothing there that says, "be a gentleman to me"...

Rather, all I see is, "I'm an annoying bitch so cram my face in the corner of the couch while you wail away on my butthole. Dry."

9/1/2011 3:36:38 PM

dropdeadkate is unintentionally dropping some nuggets in this:

Quote :

"I considered the OP one of the more attractive users on here until this thread."

And this little insight is key. For most average guys, especially in the early stages, you can do a million things right with a girl, but one fuck up and you're gone for good. Of course if you have something she really wants, you can treat her like shit forever and she won't leave.

Guys are the same way, but we all want the same thing . . . vagina . . . so as long as you let him in your pants he'll at least put up with you.

Quote :

"well, i'm kinda flightly and change my mind A LOT so..... i can see where the chick is coming from. you probably originally caught her in a good mood and then something happened between then and the text to piss her off royally (maybe an ex bf drama llamaing?)"

We'll just title this one "Exhibit B"



also this by zxappeal

Quote :

"Horse women usually are crazier...but usually smarter. Most car chicks I've met are just the plain stupid kind of crazy."

yes.



Finally, crazywill722 made my brief foray back into TWW worthwhile.

9/1/2011 3:38:15 PM

Quote :

"And this little nugget is a key insight into the female mind. You can do a million things right with a girl, but one fuck up and you're gone for good. Whereas a dude will keep forgiving you (or at least put up with you) as long as you let him in your pants."

Man, shut up. Like you've never heard about the woman who gets abused and keeps coming back for more.

9/1/2011 3:41:46 PM

I can't get past the inbred teeth/mouth combo.

9/1/2011 3:43:05 PM

^^ Yeah, I edited it because it wasn't quite right, but I stand by my compromise second draft.

9/1/2011 3:43:22 PM

...her pic confirms everything that i have stated about online dating....

9/1/2011 3:49:47 PM

^^It's supply and demand.


When you hit on a girl, you are putting in an application. The girl gets like 100 applications per week to choose from. You've gotta really stand out in order to make an impression.

Now when the girl hits on a guy, she, too, is putting in an application. The guy had no intention of hitting on this girl, but now he has the upperhand because he knows she likes him, but she doesn't know if he likes her.

It's easier to be the employer picking an employee than it is being an employee choosing his employer.

[Edited on September 1, 2011 at 3:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2011 3:53:16 PM

Quote :

"...her pic confirms everything that i have stated about online dating...."

broad brush, but that is what TWW does best.


I think it all depends on the situation. When I was active duty I lived and worked in a male dominated environment. It was not impossible for me to go the entire work week without talking to a single female in person outside of the gas station or the grocery store. I just didn't meet anyone. I'm an atheist so I'm not meeting anyone in church and the women who frequent bars in a military town are, well, yeah. So, had I been serious about meeting someone I pretty much would have HAD to look online.


As a guy in my early 30s, damn near everyone has paired off so few of my friends say they know any single women. Of course, what they are really saying is that they don't know any single women who'd want to date a mildly eccentric asshole who has no desire whatsoever for children, but the net effect is the same. If I ever do get serious about finding someone to marry it'll more than likely have to be online. So be it.


We comparison shop for everything else online, why not look for potential dates?

9/1/2011 4:10:39 PM

how is this thread up to five pages? who needs this much proof that we females be loco?

9/1/2011 4:12:16 PM

^^ plus the fact that there are ugly/trashy/attractive/fat/black/white people everywhere... not sure why online dating would be different.

9/1/2011 4:14:32 PM

Final thought, then I'm going to bed.


The odd hormonal cocktail that is female emotions + estrogen pretty much guarantees all women will be crazy to some extent. Accepting this fact, we can group women into two categories:

1) Those who acknowledge this fact
2) Those who do not.

The former will have their episodes from time to time, but they'll be rational about it once the episode terminates and most guys will accept this knowing that we as men fall short in a myriad of ways as well. Such is the dance of the sexes.


The second group, be they delusional, ignorant, maladjusted or just plain stupid do not or cannot acknowledge that the hormonally induced haze that they stumble through life in may not quite match up with reality. These are the Cray.

9/1/2011 4:18:25 PM

Pat....how is it that you always end up with these crazy bitches!?!?! it has to be some sort of record or something!!!

9/1/2011 4:28:16 PM

I dunno man. I might just give up and spend all my money on my car

9/1/2011 4:31:12 PM

by the way just saw the pics...she's busted...don't waste your time

9/1/2011 4:47:00 PM

Quote :

"by the way just saw the pics...she's busted...don't waste your time"

He didn't really waste much time, and if you've done online dating there is quite a few actually gross chicks(like not "busted" but as in you click on their profile and cringe when the photo pops up). So if one that is decent enough looking comes around that shares a major, and rare interest for a girl it is worth a few emails or texts.

9/1/2011 5:37:18 PM

AH...gotcha

9/1/2011 5:55:47 PM

aw i got totally called out

oh well. my cray cray is old news

9/1/2011 10:34:08 PM

lol, she took down all her photos (except for the one still up)

9/1/2011 11:03:37 PM

Quote :

"ugly/trashy/attractive/fat/black/white people"

sounds like most of the women I get matched up with on eharmony

9/1/2011 11:04:35 PM

^ same. And they are all teachers.

9/1/2011 11:06:28 PM

or nursing students

9/1/2011 11:09:14 PM

or girls trying it "b/c it worked for their friends"

9/2/2011 8:20:11 AM

or social workers

9/2/2011 8:34:44 AM

just got a chain smoking vegetarian that is an "administrative assistant." Found that online dating has provided more lol's than anything for real value.

9/2/2011 8:54:18 AM

Quote :

"her: what do you drive anyway Mr gearhead? me: S2000 and Integra GSR her: Blah blah...all shit! That's something a high schooler drives dude"

In the future, if you want to say 350Z, I'll let you borrow it. Everyone knows chicks dig pistons and displacement.

How many single dudes do you know who have a hemi?

None.

9/2/2011 9:06:04 AM

^I was afraid that if I told her I had a 350Z convertible she'd call it a secretary's car.

9/2/2011 9:08:10 AM

Everyone knows you need torque in order to pull ass

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In all seriousness though, as I've mentioned many times on here, online dating has worked really well for me personally. Sure, there are some crazy people (both male and female, I'm sure) but as long as you're not going out with them and getting stabbed, just chalk it up as a future story to tell and move on.

It's the same thing you'd do if it was someone you met at a bar.

9/2/2011 9:24:25 AM

Quote :

"Pat....how is it that you always end up with these crazy bitches!?!?! it has to be some sort of record or something!!!"

I'll take a stab at this one - don't hate me for drinking some rum and wanting to just lay it out Pat lol...:

- Bars he hangs out at
- They're from online dating sites

- Inability to make deviations from self imposed "standards", ok I'll expand on this one. His "perfect" girl has to include the following: straight (forgot the color) hair, a specific skin tone, big boobs, & a certain eye color which I can't recall at the moment.

When you operate under such SPECIFIC criteria when it comes to selection of one's mate. The likelihood of finding such a person, who is also of sound mind, becomes nearly impossible and you end up doing yourself a disservice by potentially missing out on amazing experiences.

One should not be focused solely on obtaining a "trophy wife" - if you're more concerned over their looks and them fitting 10 points of a specific criteria, it tells me that you may want to examine the "why" of that thought process. Is there a self esteem issue, a subconscious feeling of "I'm not good enough therefore I need to prove myself by having a 'hot wife'", or potentially using such a specific unobtainable set of criteria as an excuse for having never ending "crazy" experiences, or as a cover for something else.

My best advice would be to:
A) stop going to bars that have 'college night'
B) get off of dating websites
C) throw out what YOU think are the "make or break" characteristics of someone, in regards to looks
D) stop putting so much pressure on yourself to find a girlfriend, most people find something when they stop looking
E) focus on yourself and put effort into things that will improve your "marketability" - maybe set out a list of goals you would like to accomplish that does not include a girlfriend/fiancee/wife on them. Buying a house could be a suggested thing to go on there.

If you are willing to abandon everything that you thought you were doing correctly, and think about what I've said here and attempt to apply my advice, I guarantee that you will end up having a more productive experience.

[Edited on September 6, 2011 at 7:29 PM. Reason : .]

9/6/2011 7:15:20 PM

I always appreciate constructive criticism from a friend. I agree with some of your points but greatly disagree with others. Some of this has to do with us not hanging out that much, perhaps some of it from misconceptions and often repeated fallacies.

I think this thread itself (the OP at least) is proof that I don't "just" go for looks. Also, the bars I most often frequent don't have college nights. Though I will admit to going to EV 3-4 times a year because I enjoy the outdoor deck. I've been looking at buying a place when my lease is up (though I will say the state of the economy has me wondering if it's a smart move). I go to the gym more now than I ever have in my life, and I'm doing that for me and no one else. I have no qualms about quitting a dating site or not "trying" but when I do that nothing happens. And I have years and years of time to reinforce that sentiment. During the entire duration of time I've known you I've been mostly alone and you know that. I appreciate the help you've given me and you also know that when given help I was not the cause of one situation in particular that went bad and hurt me deeply.

When most of your friends are in relationships (married or otherwise) and you work in a field that is male dominated when you do nothing (dating wise) you usually end up with nothing. And I love how people continually bash online dating so much (not that I have a high opinion of it). I have 4 good friends that met their spouses through online dating and years later they couldn't be happier.

9/7/2011 9:48:14 AM

i love online dating - mostly because i can see the girls Pat is going out with (with his approval of course)

9/7/2011 9:57:37 AM

lol, oh it's entertainment for sure

9/7/2011 10:04:07 AM

I agree with Pat on this one. While online dating still has yet to pay off for me it beats nothing which is how it goes a lot of the time. At the very least I get to meet some new people and enjoy some food and drinks and it definitely helps you figure out better just what it is you are looking for in a partner.

I don't know Pat all that well, but I've heard the same things others have been saying about his "standards", but ya know that is his thing. People tell me the same thing and while it may be true that's just how it is. I am happy with myself and my life right now and don't have some overwhelming need to be with someone. So, that being said, I am not just gonna settle with someone I don't really like and find attractive just to fill some void, unlike a lot of people I know. I say more power to you man keep on looking till you find the one you really want.

/rant

9/7/2011 10:11:19 AM

i think there is a difference between standards and "settling" that people often get confused about.

standards can be silly - i can understand if someone says, "i would like to date someone who has a full time job and is X religion (religion is always a big one)" but you can't run around saying, "well i want a doctor with a BMW who owns a 4000 square foot home and is 6 feet tall and has blonde hair and is Jewish." while i'm sure Dr. Blonde Hair is out there, finding him in the same general region you live in could be pretty slim.

i never got people who go after physical types. again, if you're a chubby chaser, then i can see a difference and yes sometimes we are predisposed to being more attracted to brunettes than blondes sometimes but i think focusing too much on the physical can only backfire. the same could be said with interests. i don't have a ton of interests that i share with my boyfriend - some of the interests we have together are things we gained interest in together. i like to work out and run - my boyfriend doesn't. my boyfriend is into video games - that's not really my thing. and it's okay.

just find a decently attractive girl that you have fun with. if you click, the rest will fall into place

9/7/2011 10:20:43 AM

Conversation from last night:

Me - You like married women dont you, Pat?

Pat - It keeps things simple.

[Edited on September 7, 2011 at 10:30 AM. Reason : Bond, James Bond]

9/7/2011 10:27:55 AM

I wish I had standards

9/7/2011 10:40:12 AM

so i worked from 7:30a-5p yesterday.

gf worked from 7p-12a. So I saw her for an hour before she left.


had things to do when i got home, so we didn't speak too much. i'm in bed when she comes home and she wakes me up to ask why we were having an "off day" for us and why we weren't clicking.

bitches be crazy.

1/25/2012 10:22:44 AM

8=====8?

1/25/2012 10:25:02 AM

Quote :

"had things to do when i got home, so we didn't speak too much. i'm in bed when she comes home and she wakes me up to ask why we were having an "off day" for us and why we weren't clicking. "

Them sounds like pre-breakup words. Be careful.

1/25/2012 10:26:58 AM

nah, maybe pre that time of the month words. but i ain't scurrred

1/25/2012 10:32:12 AM

Every woman is crazy... you just have to pick one that's crazy in a way you can manage.

I love my wife's craziness. and even then she gets super needy sometimes.

1/25/2012 10:37:45 AM

^ yes agree!

1/25/2012 11:29:06 AM

Quote :

"Every woman is crazy... you just have to pick one that's crazy in a way you can manage. "

haha yea

1/25/2012 11:32:30 AM

Quote :

"had things to do when i got home, so we didn't speak too much."

mw3 map pack?

1/25/2012 11:43:33 AM

haha surprisingly no (plus, i'm on ps3 so map pack is next month).

1/25/2012 11:45:40 AM