Kate is way hotter than Scarjo, and she looks fine without airbrush

1/1/2013 3:37:21 AM

Wow, I take that back. White girl can dance, and she has perfect voice.

1/1/2013 4:21:45 AM

1/1/2013 3:13:26 PM

very serious. That shit is harder than it looks, and she nails it. Have you ever seen an average white person try to do the dougie? It is painful to watch. Myself included, it is just a cultural barrier.

1/1/2013 3:52:25 PM

i had a dream last night where I was watching the Summer Olympics and for some reason Kate Upton was a high diver...except it was like synchronized diving except there was one professional diver, and Kate would just jump in feet first without doing any flips or anything...so she jumps in in a bikini and her top comes off, exposing her big beautiful boobs on high definition television...by the time I got to this thread, there were already like 4 GIFs of it

but since that didn't happen in real life, here is this

1/24/2013 4:48:32 PM

upton's gonna blow up like anna nicole smith, isn't she?

1/24/2013 7:16:47 PM

Duh, she already started a long time ago

1/24/2013 7:59:48 PM

i wouldnt hit it

pointy elbows might gain weight when she gets older

1/24/2013 8:06:19 PM

She's too fat and assless for me already

1/24/2013 8:07:08 PM

besides the fact she has nice bewbz, that commercial is absolutely terrible.

1/24/2013 8:11:42 PM

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a company act so woefully desperate.

Especially a company that definitely doesn't have to resort to that.

What an awful commercial, holy shit.

1/24/2013 9:30:17 PM

super bowl ads do that

1/24/2013 9:43:46 PM

OK if some of you think she is fat, its no wonder some girls get eating disorders. I dont care if she turns into a fat crackwhore in 20 years like Anna Nicole, 20 year old Kate Upton is fine as hell.

1/24/2013 9:51:41 PM

for Ernie

2/19/2013 9:27:19 PM

2/19/2013 9:31:48 PM

2/19/2013 9:34:06 PM

i just CANT STAND NOT FUCKING THIS BITCH UPTON OMG

2/19/2013 10:30:11 PM

Whoever is bedding Kate is the luckiest bastard alive.

2/19/2013 10:43:55 PM

Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers

2/20/2013 12:35:50 AM

nope http://www.ksdk.com/sports/article/364033/6/Kate-Upton-says-shes-single-Verlander-plays-along-

2/20/2013 12:38:10 AM

wow as of today, gg TT10

[Edited on February 20, 2013 at 1:14 AM. Reason : he was hittin it for a year or so]

2/20/2013 1:13:56 AM

that article popped up during today's image search, so i figured i'd share

i think BigHitSunday probably has the best chance of beating the drawers

2/20/2013 1:22:32 AM

3/2/2013 11:20:36 PM

i don't think she's fat at all right now. and she probably has her head on better than ANS. but sometimes when I see a behind the scenes video or some shit, I see a flicker of ANS in her

3/3/2013 12:00:00 AM

Upton is overrated.

3/3/2013 12:12:44 AM

^extremely. She has huge boobs that she likes showing off. Other than that, and acting slightly slutty, there is nothing extraordinary about her. Shes a bit chubby with no ass. I've seen lots of girls at the local mall that I would consider better looking.

3/3/2013 8:14:11 AM

Kate Upton is just your run of the mill big tit slut. And if you ever hear her talk you know she has an IQ of 65.

3/3/2013 8:39:59 AM

Quote :

"I've seen lots of girls at the local mall that I would consider better looking."

hahaha

3/3/2013 11:48:22 AM

Fucking internet nerds strike again.

3/3/2013 11:57:51 AM

Quote :

"Kate Upton is just your run of the mill big tit slut. And if you ever hear her talk you know she has an IQ of 65."

Are you trying to make a point here?


^what is internet nerd about saying you have seen hotter bitches at big lots? The internet nerd joke is "I wouldn't fuck her" or "what the fuck is wrong with her _____"

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3/3/2013 4:30:12 PM

I mean, I'd fuck her.

I just think saying she's the most beautiful woman alive is a big stretch. Top 100? Sure. 1? No way.

3/3/2013 4:42:19 PM

3/3/2013 4:45:06 PM

Yea shes a overrated bimbo.

3/3/2013 4:53:23 PM

lotta studman69's in this thread

3/3/2013 5:03:35 PM

She fine and all...and has spectacular set of tittyballs...but I'd take Wilde over her.

3/3/2013 6:26:38 PM

Quote :

"i don't think she's fat at all right now"

you're wrong, she is fat now

3/3/2013 6:41:26 PM

look how fat Olivia Wilde's thighs are , i definitely would not hit

3/3/2013 6:44:08 PM

3/3/2013 6:48:25 PM

^^ those thighs are fucking perfect

3/3/2013 6:57:54 PM

and Upton isn't the blubbering tub of lard that all these other homos make her out to be

3/3/2013 7:03:11 PM

she is recently

3/3/2013 7:07:03 PM

she's "soft" haha

especially around the tummy area

3/3/2013 7:07:49 PM

oh yeah, those rolls and cellulite turn me on

3/3/2013 7:12:17 PM

She is not fat, she just has negative ass. Its like an optical illusion

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3/3/2013 7:13:19 PM

so her positive rolls and wide stomach and fat face are an illusion?

3/3/2013 7:15:18 PM

I take back everything I said, this bitch is huge. Especially compared to most of the people on this site

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3/3/2013 7:17:46 PM

oh yeah, just think of this sexy thing dancing for you all lithe and sexy like

3/3/2013 7:19:21 PM

she's still cute...but she's not as skinny as y'all like to believe

3/3/2013 7:22:38 PM

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^this butt mad
this pooper peeved
this booty bothered
this rump roasted
this diaper devestated
this colon crusaded
this fanny flustered
this dumper damaged
this colon clobbered
this flapper fornicated
this sphincter sore
being in this much derriere disrepair

LOL

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[Edited on March 3, 2013 at 7:24 PM. Reason : LOL now that shit is funny]

3/3/2013 7:23:15 PM

i mean...i wouldn't kick Upton out of bed

cause i wouldn't let the ugly bitch in my bed in the first place!!1

3/3/2013 8:00:44 PM