make me

[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 10:46 AM. Reason : well that ended up looking all sorts of stupid]

1/30/2013 10:46:07 AM

1/30/2013 10:48:54 AM

[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 10:51 AM. Reason : k]

1/30/2013 10:50:33 AM

[Edited on January 30, 2013 at 10:51 AM. Reason : part deux]

1/30/2013 10:51:07 AM

1st Friday drunk time

Anyone down to meet up at c grace for some dirty martinis later?

2/1/2013 10:43:26 PM

Quote :

"dropdeadkate (7:39) : i want to be a housewife so bad ugh hahaha"

For those engineers making bank, be sure to wrap your willy, yo.

2/10/2013 12:44:45 AM

That peccary gif makes me LOL so hard

2/10/2013 12:47:51 AM

does capital club not usually take party reservations? I just made a reservation for 8 people for my best friends birthday dinner and the hostess was a HUGE RAGING BITCH ABOUT IT. wtf. If they don't take reservations why not just say that? and if they do take reservations what's with the damn attitude. Big parties = money. especially when it's a bday and we're doing dinner and probably a decent amount of drinking.

I will probably end up stabbing a bitch later

3/6/2013 12:50:09 PM

Do your names start with the same letter?

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[Edited on March 6, 2013 at 12:57 PM. Reason : lolol i'm not insinuating anything by that...]

3/6/2013 12:54:29 PM

so I want to make something like this



who knows where I can buy soft cotton rope? is that a hardware store thing or a craft store thing

5/6/2013 12:19:32 PM

sporting goods /camping or hardware i would think.

you might have to dye it to get the colors you want.

5/6/2013 12:27:32 PM

do it with paracord

5/6/2013 12:29:48 PM

Do you have the capacity to dye it yourself?

If so, hardware store.

5/6/2013 12:29:51 PM

yea i could probably dye it myself. I want to do black and gray.

5/6/2013 12:31:37 PM

Should i get whole foods for lunch?

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5/6/2013 12:43:31 PM

Is your grool clear or creamy?

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6/20/2013 11:38:59 AM

So is anyone else in Morrisville lacking a cable connection or is it just me

I so hate calling time warner ugh

6/25/2013 5:55:34 PM

Yo, DDK. Can you make me one of those cock and ball warmers? Soft cotton only. No wool. That shit itches too much. If you need to take some measurements, HOLLA!

6/26/2013 7:24:26 AM

$25

6/26/2013 7:27:32 AM

Deal! Can you make the shaft red and white stripes and the sack blue with white stars?

6/26/2013 7:40:25 AM

Labor is 25. If you want to go out and buy the yarn that's fine. The only cotton yarn I have is orange. And maybe some gray

6/26/2013 7:42:21 AM

Is the orange close to the orange sherbert push-ups?

6/26/2013 8:00:14 AM

Yea actually I think so

6/26/2013 8:24:33 AM

That's awesome! Let me get my pennies together and lets do this.

6/26/2013 8:33:03 PM

Deal is off. She threatened me via PM.

6/29/2013 2:34:48 PM

how many days can you go without pooping without it being cause for concern? I'm on day four. I don't feel bad or anything just haven't had to go. Bigman says I'm gonna die soon

7/18/2013 9:38:42 AM

someone please help her so she'll stop pming me about her asshole issues

7/18/2013 9:39:44 AM

you're not dead yet? must be 4.5 days

7/18/2013 9:39:47 AM

^^says the guy who pm's me when spinach gives him assplosions

7/18/2013 9:40:55 AM

i thought you'd like to know

7/18/2013 9:42:49 AM

Just make sure you take it on a day when you don't have to leave the house.

7/18/2013 9:43:08 AM

I very regularly go 1 or 2 days without pooping. I try to run on 100% efficiency. 4 days i'd start to worry. Usually I drink so god damn much a couple times a week that I have beer / liquor shits in the AM

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7/18/2013 9:43:37 AM

So never then

7/18/2013 9:43:38 AM

One might say I regularly go 1 or 2 days without being regular

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7/18/2013 9:45:22 AM

i generally have a morning doodoo

sometimes an evening one also, but that's few and far between

UNLESSS FUCKING SPINACH IS INVOLVED

7/18/2013 9:52:38 AM

it's like you're allergic to being healthy

7/18/2013 10:12:23 AM

maybe you should start taking mineral oil at least once a day. sounds like it's gonna be a tough one and if you wanna try to make yourself go, use a suppository after you eat.

poop issues are diet issues. you're probably been eating foods that are, shall we say, low in residue, if you don't feel distended or uncomfortable. so after things start moving, eat some broccoli and fruit every day (lettuce doesn't cut it) or at least take fiber supplements.

7/18/2013 10:20:56 AM

edit: nevermind

I don't care to joke with any of you anymore

7/18/2013 12:30:01 PM

edit: nevermind

I don't care to BlackKidOhSnap.gif anymore

7/18/2013 12:38:58 PM

ha

7/18/2013 12:39:22 PM

This is how I picture 2013 bubblebobble

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7/18/2013 12:57:50 PM

i've been eating broccoli and carrots and fruit and spaghetti squash

idk whats up. le shrug.

7/18/2013 1:59:08 PM

prunes and lentils

7/18/2013 1:59:40 PM

I just pooped so hard that I have a headache

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7/18/2013 3:34:39 PM

that........ how? actually nvm i don't care how

7/18/2013 3:39:18 PM

Quote :

"I don't care to BlackKidOhSnap.gif anymore"

haha

that's p-funny we did that at the same time

if I'd seen your message and had time, I woulda edited it back :3

7/18/2013 4:07:15 PM

enema.

do it. take pics.

I'll help

7/18/2013 4:57:57 PM

got me some Taco Bell just to flaunt my pooping prowess

7/18/2013 5:01:14 PM

so I kind of got appointed the organizer of a family beach trip as it was the grandchildren's idea and I'm the oldest. I'm trying to think of the best way for group coordination without sending out twelfty group emails a day.

obviously the easiest choice would be a facebook group thing, but none of the older generations (aunts/uncles/grandparents) use facebook so that's out

does anyone know of a messageboard site or interactive event page sort of thing? free would be best but if it's cheap enough I don't mind paying. It just needs to be something simple enough that i don't have 30 members of my family emailing me like WTF DO I DO.

thanks tww

10/8/2013 6:16:29 PM

Quote :

"does anyone know of a messageboard site or interactive event page sort of thing?"

You can take like 15 minutes to set up a forum at a site like invisionfree if you wanted

10/8/2013 6:18:57 PM