maybe one of those shoes that has a hidden knife.

9/11/2012 3:48:40 PM

(haha, i know. i was mocking morons who sarcastically say "someone can just as likely kill someone with a crowbar as with a gun, so let's ban all crowbars!")

9/11/2012 3:48:56 PM

It wouldn't be the first time.

Quote :

"High-Heels Allegedly Used to Kill Georgia Man A high-heeled shoe is being described as a murder weapon after Georgia police said a woman struck her male roommate in the head with her shoe, a fatal blow that killed him. Thelma Carter, 46, has been charged with murder and is currently sitting in an Augusta, Ga.,jail. She is accused of killing 58-year-old Robert Higdon, a friend who shared a trailer with her."

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-allegedly-murders-roommate-high-heeled-shoe/story?id=14213306#.UE-WLI1lQ3g

9/11/2012 3:51:45 PM

if he were allowed to beat that ass that wouldnt have happened

9/11/2012 3:52:25 PM

I'm mostly entertained by the attempt at an excuse as to why we weren't informed, even though 12 surrounding schools were on lock down...

Quote :

" According to Lt. David Kelly, operations manager for Campus Police, students were not officially notified because there was no “immediate or imminent threat on campus.” Kelly said a press release addressing student concerns will be available this afternoon, but cautioned students to consider Chancellor Randy Woodson’s policy on alerts before complaining. “The system is set up for the actual campus and areas adjacent to campus,” Kelly said. “Within one minute of it occurring, we were in contact with the Raleigh Police Department that the guy was heading north — away from campus.”"

http://www.technicianonline.com/news/ncsu-silent-as-nearby-shootings-unfold-1.2759722#.UFDoAVHAtTg

There was another article today talking about how security is going to improve... I lol'd

9/12/2012 3:54:03 PM

You'll probably want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.

9/12/2012 3:57:04 PM

^coincidence, or someone else was watching Netflix last night

9/12/2012 4:17:13 PM