"Those who 'consecrate' and 'purify' themselves in a sacred garden with its idol in the center--feasting on pork and rats and other detestable meats--will come to a terrible end," says the LORD.

Isaiah 66:17

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 18:22

“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.”
(Timothy 2:12)

‘Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt-offering on one of the mountains that I shall show you.’
(Genesis 22:2)

“Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.”
(Ephesians 5:22)

Do tell me more about your bible.

10/12/2012 1:52:37 PM

Keep going.

10/12/2012 1:54:13 PM

"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

Deuteronomy 23:2:

10/12/2012 1:56:08 PM

Psalm 109:8
Let his days be few; and let another take his office

10/12/2012 2:00:54 PM

For Romney:
Matthew 24: v 4-5
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

Mark 13: v 21-23
And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:
22 For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

(Joseph was a false prophet)

10/12/2012 2:03:09 PM

^ Fits Obama much better.

10/12/2012 2:05:17 PM

Quote :

"If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet. Proverbs 29:9 English Standard Version"

you're aware that in this scenario you are the fool raging and laughing?

10/12/2012 2:05:22 PM

^^ Uh, not really. Joseph walked around the country saying he was Christ.

Really, it doesn't fit Obama at all.

[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 2:07 PM. Reason : idiot]

10/12/2012 2:06:18 PM

BlackJesus, all of those verses except one (which was taken out of context, he was talking about teaching the gospel), are from the old law, which is not what people are supposed follow today. That said, anyway who tries to argue against gay marriage with verses from Leviticus is also wrong.

10/12/2012 2:07:54 PM

Neither walks around saying they are Christ.
Obama and his supporters sure do act like his is the anointed one however.

10/12/2012 2:08:47 PM

so people are supposed to disregard all the laws of the OT, and only follow the NT?

[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 2:09 PM. Reason : ^haha, ok hannity]

10/12/2012 2:08:50 PM

Quote :

"you're aware that in this scenario you are the fool raging and laughing?"

That is what all the fools say.

10/12/2012 2:09:56 PM

Quote :

"Neither walks around saying they are Christ."

Uh, Joseph definitely did this dumb ass. Dude said he was a prohpet.

10/12/2012 2:10:32 PM

Oh, I see I need to give you the expanded version for dumbasses.
Neither Obama or Romney walks around saying they are Christ.

[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2012 2:12:14 PM

Quote :

"are from the old law, "

Please enlighten me. How does the lords word get changed? Did god come back and rewrite the bible? I'm confused.

[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 2:13 PM. Reason : Cancel that I don't care. Religion should have nothing to do with politics ]

10/12/2012 2:12:35 PM

^^ hey dumb shit

the comment was directed at Romney

then at the bottom i said "(Joseph was a false prophet)"

i.e. Romney believes in a false prophet

you fucking retard

10/12/2012 2:14:32 PM

fool^

10/12/2012 2:16:00 PM

When a fool is annoyed, he quickly lets it be known. Smart people will ignore an insult.

Proverbs 12:16

[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 2:18 PM. Reason : ^ lmao]

10/12/2012 2:18:23 PM

10/12/2012 2:19:08 PM

Quote :

"BlackJesus, all of those verses except one (which was taken out of context, he was talking about teaching the gospel), are from the old law, which is not what people are supposed follow today."

I fucking love how some of you bible thumping idiots pick and choose which parts of the bible to believe based on your own ideology..."I believe in this and the bible says this to back me up, but I dont believe in this, the bible may say otherwise but I'll just ignore that part"...DIAF

10/12/2012 2:26:17 PM

Christians are dumb, but to be fair the new testament is part of the new covenant that jesus made when he died. so jesus was really the one picking and choosing.

10/12/2012 2:33:36 PM

Jeremiah 10:15

They are worthless, the objects of mockery;
when their judgment comes, they will perish.


Deuteronomy 22:5

A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this.

10/12/2012 2:33:44 PM

Quote :

"When a fool is annoyed, he quickly lets it be known. Smart people will ignore an insult. Proverbs 12:16"

Yes, we always know when you are annoyed.

10/12/2012 2:35:51 PM

scripture is for simple people with simple minds

10/12/2012 2:37:30 PM

Quote :

"Christians are dumb, but to be fair the new testament is part of the new covenant that jesus made when he died. so jesus was really the one picking and choosing."

right, but I've seen plenty of people use the old testament to justify their fucked up point of view

10/12/2012 2:38:33 PM

There's a verse in proverbs about eating honey and throwing up. pretty good one for this party we're having.

10/12/2012 2:39:07 PM

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.


John 8:10-11

Jesus straightened up and asked her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?”

“No one, sir,” she said.

“Then neither do I condemn you,” Jesus declared. “Go now and leave your life of sin.”

10/12/2012 2:44:04 PM

Quote :

"I fucking love how some of you bible thumping idiots pick and choose which parts of the bible to believe based on your own ideology..."I believe in this and the bible says this to back me up, but I dont believe in this, the bible may say otherwise but I'll just ignore that part"...DIAF"

You're ridiculous. Why don't you read it yourself and figure it out instead of blasting me for it. The new testament clearly explains in numerous chapters why we aren't under the old law anymore so I have no clue why you're thinking I'm picking and choosing. Calm down dude, you don't have to have a little hissy fit because I posted something about the bible.

[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 2:46 PM. Reason : .]

10/12/2012 2:45:30 PM

Quote :

"There's a verse in proverbs about eating honey and throwing up. pretty good one for this party we're having."

If you find honey, eat just enough—
too much of it, and you will vomit.

10/12/2012 2:50:18 PM

Quote :

"Christians are dumb, but to be fair the new testament is part of the new covenant that jesus made when he died. so jesus was really the one picking and choosing."

not really. it's the people who were writing about jesus (after his death) who chose. and then the folks who chose which books to put in the NT and which ones to leave out.

10/12/2012 2:52:23 PM

So I dont take a 2000 year old magic book and declare it law and I'm the ridiculous one? But you're right, I probably did over react a bit. While you may or may not fall into the category of people I hold resentment towards, you definitely did not do it in this instance. Plenty of people have done it on here in the past and it's a pet peeve of mine. I take back my DIAF comment

10/12/2012 2:56:08 PM

Quote :

" Why don't you read it yourself and figure it out instead of blasting me for it. The new testament clearly explains in numerous chapters why we aren't under the old law anymore so I have no clue why you're thinking I'm picking and choosing. Calm down dude, you don't have to have a little hissy fit because I posted something about the bible."

(said by Jesus about existing scripture, the OT)
John 10:35
If he called them ‘gods,’ to whom the word of God came—and Scripture cannot be set aside—

Matthew 15:3
Jesus replied, “And why do you break the command of God for the sake of your tradition?

Matthew 15:6
they are not to ‘honor their father or mother’ with it. Thus you nullify the word of God for the sake of your tradition.


This is fun!

10/12/2012 3:06:32 PM

Matthew 22:31

But about the resurrection of the dead—have you not read what God said to you,


Matthew 21:16

“Do you hear what these children are saying?” they asked him.

“Yes,” replied Jesus, “have you never read,

“‘From the lips of children and infants
you, Lord, have called forth your praise’[a]?”

10/12/2012 3:09:12 PM

The bible being put to work itt.

"For I testify unto everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, if anyone adds to these things, God will add to him the plagues that are written in this book; And if anyone takes away from the words of this book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the Book of Life, and from the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

Revelation 22:18-19

10/12/2012 3:09:33 PM

2 Kings 2:23-24

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.


Man, this is why it pays to be a Christian. I can't count the number of times the lord has saved me from my enemies with a bear summon. Praise the lord!

10/12/2012 3:17:24 PM

i don't know if this is a better or worse direction for this thread, but it's certainly different.

10/12/2012 3:29:54 PM

okay, honestly...i assumed a lot of these quotes were made up and then checked a few.

wtf

10/12/2012 3:37:47 PM

^ my first approach was randomly typing in books and numbers

I shit you not. I mean... Deuteronomy....

also
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_the-9-most-badass-bible-verses.html



[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 4:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/12/2012 4:16:52 PM

He was the original Chuck Norris

10/12/2012 4:21:58 PM

It's fantastic in so many ways. It has redundancy for the lols, and it's even a catch phrase. In my head, The Terminator reads that statement.

10/12/2012 4:24:37 PM

Judges 1:19 The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots.

Iron chariots are god's kryptonite.

also... Matt 5:18 - For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

That's Jesus pretty much saying the laws of Moses apply.

Lastly.
Mark 11:12-14 - 12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

god hates figs, not fags

10/12/2012 8:40:42 PM

http://factcheck.org/2012/10/veep-debate-violations/

I like to check this site for both sides.

10/12/2012 9:41:45 PM

Joe Biden , “But I always say what I mean.”

10/13/2012 3:20:39 AM

10/13/2012 9:02:06 AM

Biden came off pretty fucking awful.

Luckily for Obama, no one really cares about the VP debates. They can't take another hit in the polls.

10/13/2012 11:04:38 AM

10/13/2012 11:16:18 AM

how do you feel about Biden wearing cargo shorts?

10/13/2012 11:19:15 AM

That's actually the most valuable political insight you've made in this thread.

10/13/2012 12:39:25 PM

I've only posted once, give me time.

You seem awfully butthurt at me saying Biden came off poorly in the debates with his interrupting and nonsensical laughter. I actually think that, substantively, he won the debate. He had several gaffes about Libya, including one lie, but overall I think he won and he crushed Ryan on the abortion reply.

You, however, wouldn't recognize that because you got all defensive after one post. A post that merely restated the opinion reflected in 4 out of 5 polls released in the days following the debate where undecideds cited Biden's demeanor as being far from presidential.

This was one of my favorite Biden moments. An idiot on the level of George W. Bush, you still can't help but like him.

10/13/2012 12:46:23 PM

I think he was talking about population.

Like how you might say that New York is a larger city than Los Angeles even though it is fewer square miles.

10/13/2012 12:59:37 PM