it's true...


and that actually shouldn't be a problem

2/7/2013 11:16:23 AM

Obviously you are preggers

2/7/2013 11:18:45 AM

obviously

2/7/2013 11:20:38 AM

so that's why she's been sick lately...

2/7/2013 11:20:43 AM

I've been after acraw for months, but she still won't let me in.

As far as Jeepin is concerned...how much sex have you had since the breakup? If the answer is 0, you're going about this process entirely wrong.

2/7/2013 11:21:05 AM

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" bttt...I found out she's been hanging out with her verbally abusive alcoholic lowlife ex again. I'm not even the least bit upset. I guess people don't really change. have fun with that."

That's always a good feel.

There was this girl from my youth. Our families were good friends, and so were we. I guess the closest comparison to our relationship is that of Vada and Thomas in the movie My Girl. Except I never died from be stings. (LOL) Anyway, I always had a huge crush on her growing up in prep school and apparently she liked me too. We were each other first real kiss (albeit we were 10 years old and it was just a smootch on the lips). Our families always joked that we'd get married someday and I always liked the idea of that.

Alas, we took different paths during our teen years and grew apart, but still remained cordial occasionally sending each other a quick hello over AIM. I still remember carrying a torch for her even though we seldom spoke anymore. (Perhaps this was a reason I never really put myself out there with other females during my frat days in college). Years later toward the ends of our undergrad years, we met up for a quick brunch to catch up on old times. I went in thinking this was my chance to rekindle a youthful fairytale romance. She was quick to tell me that she was in a pretty serious relationship with one of the douchey kids from our parents' country club that I distinctly remember the two of us privately making fun of in our youth.

Welp, she ended up marrying this guy. They moved into a house on the Main Line that his parents bought them as a wedding gift. Typical pinterest sorority/housewife wet dream. They paid and went through IVF (to make sure they had the healthiest offspring possible. LOL) not once but twice. And both times had a set of fraternal twins.

It turns out that (while she was pregnant with twins for the second time) the douchey husband she married was carrying on a secret, completely separate life with this other woman (luckily no children involved with this other woman) in NYC. To be honest, I am kinda impressed he was able to manage that for as long as he did with the way people gossip in my parents' social circles. After getting found out, HE was the one to ask for a divorce so he could start over with this other woman in NYC. I'm not sure of the divorce details, but it seems he was the one who made out. They sold the home and he didn't fight for any custody of the children. She is now living back with her parents with four children under the age of 4.

I feel both slighted relieved by all this, but ultimately, I am the one that came out ahead in the grand scheme of things.

Feels good man.

2/7/2013 11:54:49 AM

I'm not sure if that's one of your made-up stories, but that is incredibly sad for all parties involved.

I'm not sure why you feel "relieved" or are gloating that this girl, whom you pined for for years and presumably did nothing to wrong you, had her heart broken and her world turn upside the fuck down.

2/7/2013 1:19:22 PM

Because.

She was supposed to be with me.

Makes bed. Sleeps in it. Etc. Or something.

2/7/2013 1:35:59 PM

Damn you cold-hearted!

2/7/2013 1:36:50 PM

2/7/2013 1:37:23 PM

jesus

2/7/2013 1:46:49 PM

I'm going to assume she's better off with 4 healthy kids from a guy with good genes and presumably well off (she's living with her parents so they can help take care of the children...not because she didn't get a ton of money from the divorce).....rather than to have ever had a relationship with Pikey.

2/7/2013 1:48:36 PM

this girl i knew when i was 10. she is everything to me

2/7/2013 2:03:26 PM

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"I guess the closest comparison to our relationship is that of Vada and Thomas in the movie My Girl."

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"I always had a huge crush on her growing up in prep school"

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"apparently she liked me too. We were each other first real kiss (albeit we were 10 years old "

She didnt like you and that isnt a real kiss

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"we took different paths during our teen years and grew apart, but still remained cordial occasionally sending each other a quick hello over AIM. I still remember carrying a torch for her even though we seldom spoke anymore."

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"I went in thinking this was my chance to rekindle a youthful fairytale romance."

jesus you are fucking pathetic. I cant decide if you were friend zoned, or if you were just some weird ass nerd and she was too nice to tell you to fuck off. Either way, you are a sorry pathetic person.

2/7/2013 2:04:44 PM

That was uncalled for.

2/7/2013 2:20:00 PM

Stick to posting pictures of hot girls... you do well with that

2/7/2013 2:22:32 PM

Jeepin I'd appreciate if you'd answer my question from the top of the page

2/7/2013 2:22:50 PM

not as much as i'd like to have, but I did find time for sex in NYC while I was there last week.

2/7/2013 2:36:48 PM

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"Brett's new svelte physique "

i noticed this when i saw him at ruckus but i didn't want to say anything because i thought it might be awkward. apparently we all need to start playing disc golf!!

2/7/2013 2:37:45 PM

The dude plays like 14 times a week. i'm lucky if i make it home from work before dark.

2/7/2013 3:07:22 PM

did you BYOS or just randome strange?

but gg.

2/7/2013 3:09:44 PM

old friend, nyc resident

2/7/2013 3:17:19 PM

bttt. 1 year ago. all the better for it.

1/6/2014 2:46:03 PM

o/

1/6/2014 2:50:08 PM

ha i remember when you made this thread. I have a few girls really into me right now. The last 3 i have gone out with, and really wanted to see more of have told me "they dont feel any connection" after kissing me on the second date or whatever. then just quit talking to me. Im confident in myself any my abilities but that connection line is bullshit. Whatever these broads are telling me is along the same lines of something, and theyre afraid of being brutally honest. Im trying to figure out what i should work on in regards to myself. maybe i need to hit the gym harder or something. I know its not all bad, because im still wanted by a couple of girls still, but its just weird and has never happened like this.

Jeepin - what gives?

1/6/2014 3:10:01 PM

Sounds like you're a shitty kisser.

1/6/2014 3:12:09 PM

^

1/6/2014 3:16:17 PM

maybe so. i will test this theory on the next chick. i will wait like 4 dates to go for the kiss, and well see if i get a fifth. i will be going out with this girl for the first time this week.

1/6/2014 3:16:55 PM

haha no idea. most of the girls i've dated casually this past year told me, in one form or another, that i was 'emotionally unavailable'. which was true, i was dating just to date. the one that got kind of serious lasted a couple months but ultimately ended because she wanted 100% of my full attention and I wasn't ready to give that.



take some Slave Famous kissing tips.

1/6/2014 3:17:12 PM

yeah ill see what he has to say. im not one to get defensive, and christ i couldnt tell you how many hours in my lifetime ive spent liplocked but maybe its time to revamp my tongue game.

1/6/2014 3:19:50 PM

I don't think the connection line is bullshit. Plenty of people go on a few dates and think "there's nothing wrong with this guy/girl, I just don't feel a 'spark' with him/her". The fact that all three said it is suspicious (maybe one or two were lying), but it's a legitimate reason to breakup with someone.

1/6/2014 3:23:49 PM

Maybe just go have a good time and try to form a connection. Ask lots of questions, see what you have in common and what you can connect on.

What I wouldn't do is wait 4 dates to kiss.

1/6/2014 3:27:19 PM

1/6/2014 3:27:21 PM

hahahaha i love that gif


yeah. maybe i need to ask them more about them. make them laugh more. i can be a funny dude but lately ive been using the date as a formality to getting laid. im not ONLY trying to get in their pants, ive just become accustomed to this and gotta snap out of it.

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1/6/2014 3:57:09 PM

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"Maybe just go have a good time and try to form a connection. Ask lots of questions, see what you have in common and what you can connect on."

Sometimes this works, but to be honest, I know pretty quickly when I meet a person if they're someone I could consider dating, just in a matter of how easy it is to talk to them in a friendly setting.
Granted, I think a girl calling it quits after just two dates is being a bit quick to judge... sometimes flowing conversation takes warming up to, not so much getting to know a person.

1/7/2014 4:53:34 PM