Raleigh does not suck.

Fort Wayne, Indiana sucks. I never thought a city this size could be be so fucking lame, but I was wrong.

Here's how to describe the culture:

Fort Wayne is a bunch of helmet-less, haggard, mid 50s, "tank top, jean shorts & white tube socks-wearing" factory workers on Harleys that ride to a half-abandoned strip mall to a sports bar when their shift is over. They order a few Bud heavies, then hit on the weather-worn bartender with 80s Jersey bangs or her teenage daughter while listening to Bob Seger or Steve Miller Band. Talk about Obama being a communist while pouring over the latest issue of Guns and Ammo. Make a few racist/homophobic jokes, and think of ways to try not to kill yourself during your upcoming 6 months of winter.

If you're single, you have your pick of 23 year olds with GEDs and three kids who "ain't got time to play no games." Finding someone with a M.S. degree or higher from anything other than the University of Phoenix online is like finding a unicorn. Find refuge in a coffee shop, the only bastion of progressive/intellectual culture (well, the ones that don't play Jesus music), and discuss with other people how much you hate the area and want to leave.

People don't live here, they exist. You don't know how good you have it... I'd move back to Raleigh in a heartbeat.

[Edited on June 3, 2013 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

6/3/2013 3:07:59 PM

great post, I can't even imagine that shit.

6/3/2013 3:54:51 PM

6/3/2013 3:59:15 PM

Raleigh being ranked #1 for singles is a fucking joke. Most of the girls I banged in my twelve years there had boyfriends. The girls are never single

6/3/2013 4:40:21 PM

anecdotal evidence doesn't matter. check the stats.

6/3/2013 4:43:19 PM

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" We always get ranked as one of the best cities for singles, but I've never really gotten tha"

PR and Marketing is valuable thing, much more so than actually being a great city for singles.

[Edited on June 3, 2013 at 4:55 PM. Reason : a]

6/3/2013 4:54:59 PM

^^^I don't think we were ever #1, and every ranking I saw included Durham and Chapel Hill, which so many of YOU PEOPLE avoid anyway.

[Edited on June 3, 2013 at 4:56 PM. Reason : d]

6/3/2013 4:56:22 PM

Steve, can you move?

6/3/2013 7:24:38 PM

i wonder why those trains are packed in paris?

i wonder why the highways in la are packed 24/7 even at midnight on a sunday?

6/4/2013 1:04:25 AM

cause there are more people in the city than the transportation infrastructure can support

seems obvious

6/4/2013 1:13:47 AM

^^^ I'm trying, I really am.

6/4/2013 1:48:39 AM

Raleigh might be the #1 city for single WOMEN.

Tons of relatively attractive guys (no homo), with pretty good incomes, well educated, intelligent, etc.

Before women jump in im not saying every guy is a perfect 10 in looks or makes $200k at age 30 or anything.

Just that there are a lot of guys who are dateable as far as looks and having their shit together. Furthermore since its so difficult to pull attractive women in raleigh the guys are actually willing to date you unlike a lot of other guys in other cities who just sleep around with as many girls as possible.

I did OKAY with women in raleigh but honestly I have great game and have banged just as many girls in other cities than I have raleigh despite going out all the time there for 12 years. (Granted being in committed a few relationships skews that a little)

Honestly if youre not a great looking guy or athlete or something youre simply not banging hot vag on the reg in raleigh unless you're willing to date them.
For one you can go out at times and barely find any good looking girls. A lot of them even when they go out already know who they're trying to go home with and wont budge. At least you can identify them quickly and not waste your time but it doesn't help your chances if there's not many other people worth talking to. Doesn't apply to weekends I meant weekdays with that statement.

Also raleigh girls love to cockblock their own girl friends its weird.

You will see a lot of dudes talking to 5's and 6's in raleigh who would be completely invisible in other cities dying for someone to talk to them. And the crazy thing is the 6's arent even nice usually they have a stick up their ass.

Every guy knows the term "Raleigh hot" which is when a guy talks about a girl hes banging or bringing to event or whatever. You ask oh is she hot? And they hesitate and theyre like well shes "Raleigh hot" which means shes like a 6 or 7 that you could fuck without feeling guilty but that you arent going to date or brag about to your friends.

Also I bet every guy in this thread has had one of those moments where theyre thinking about approaching like a 5 for 30 minutes wondering if she's above the cut off or not. Finally you decide screw it because youre on a dry spell or recently single or whatever. And boom she turns down even having a conversation with you and youre like whhhhhhhat just happened and start thinking everything you know is wrong like in marble madness .

Im sure everyone who went to state can relate to the following: go on weekend trip out of raleigh together. Every one hooks up. Even the ugly friend. All with good looking girls except maybe the ugly friend pulls a fattie. Them you get back to raleigh and everyone strikes out all week haha.

The lack of freely tossed around vag causes a lot of hostility. Dudes walk around angry and aren't cool to each other. The bars are like a competitive environment and less enjoyable. Some guys when they meet a new girl will keep them as far away from their friends as possible to avoid the chance of their friend banging them first. People get angry about that shit in raleigh.

So girls in raleigh for the love of god give that shit up a little easier. Talk to an average looking guy occasionally amd you might like them. You aren't hot shit and youll find that out if you ever move away.



[Edited on June 4, 2013 at 2:22 AM. Reason : a]

6/4/2013 1:53:34 AM

I might add that this city has been voted the dumbest

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/2005-01-19-dumb-cities_x.htm

fattest

http://doslives.com/2011/12/fort-wayne-indiana-fattest-dumbest-and-now-most-artery-clogged/

and least innovative city in America. (can't find the link, but you get the idea.)

6/4/2013 1:55:57 AM

I had a great night in raleigh. Maybe you guys should get cool friends

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6/4/2013 3:52:28 AM

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"Im sure everyone who went to state can relate to the following: go on weekend trip out of raleigh together. Every one hooks up. Even the ugly friend. All with good looking girls except maybe the ugly friend pulls a fattie. Them you get back to raleigh and everyone strikes out all week haha. "

This made me LOL.

6/4/2013 9:52:50 AM

Raleigh is a nice place

6/4/2013 10:28:27 AM

to raise your kids

6/4/2013 11:03:03 AM

I'm going to bury my kids here

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6/4/2013 11:04:20 AM