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11/4/2009 3:57:02 PM

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"when everyone on a conference call is on speakerphone and there's that one asshole that's not"

What's wrong with not using speakerphone? I almost never use speakerphone.

11/4/2009 4:28:34 PM

11/4/2009 4:29:23 PM

^^ yea i HATE speakerphone

11/4/2009 4:37:10 PM

MORE LIKE

when everyone on a conference call is not on speakerphone and there's that one self-important asshole who is

11/4/2009 4:58:37 PM

The people who, when they leave, feel the need to say goodbye to everyone

Like I'm not gonna see you tomorrow, asshole

Just go

11/4/2009 5:13:08 PM

fucking weebles


[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 8:32:08 PM

scope creep

11/9/2009 11:13:56 PM

Anyone have that guy in the their office where you basically don't have to see a show or a movie, since he gives such a thorough plot summation that you have a better grasp of the program than if you actually watched it

Yeah, just spent the last 10 minutes getting the rundown on last nights Lie to Me, which I've never seen nor never care to

11/10/2009 9:15:35 AM

everytime i call this guy, he answers on speakerphone. and it is fucking annoying

11/10/2009 9:21:32 AM

We have a new developer and he never unlocks the front door when he gets to the office early. Everyone else unlocks the main door when they get here early. I'm pretty sure he's aware that the door is locked, considering that he has to enter the side door everyday using his passcode. So what's the deal? Too good to unlock the door for your colleagues? He's also the only guy in the office that drinks all the coffee and doesn't make a new batch. It's all minor shit, but he's giving off an inconsiderate vibe, which is deadly around here.

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 9:29 AM. Reason : -]

11/10/2009 9:28:12 AM

desperate housewives shit

11/10/2009 9:44:19 AM

Conference call on speakerphone with your office door open. Bonus if someone else that's close by to them is on that same conference call and they have also opted to use their speakerphone with their door open. Stereo annoyance.

I understand the desire to not want to hold a phone to your ear for an hour. I can even understand separate people not wanting to be in on the same conference call in a shared room. I can't understand why they won't shut their door. They even get this annoying echo during their calls because the sound from one call is projected down the hallway and picked up by the mic of the other person that's on the same call.

SHUT

YOUR

DOOR

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 10:39 AM. Reason : happening now as I type]

11/10/2009 10:35:01 AM

My coworker who sits about 3 feet from me listens to music extremely loud. The worst part? He sings. Very badly. It is even worse because I have excellent pitch and I can tell when he gets off key. I've told him this before, "It's not that bad that you sing, man, but oh my god you're fucking off key!"

11/10/2009 10:39:49 AM

haha, that reminds me of one of my exes that claimed to have perfect pitch. In reality, that could not be farther from the truth, but she is crazy bitch like that. I'm not saying that you don't have good pitch, you probably do, but in my experience, every single person that has claimed such things were simply lying to themselves. Singing at the office would definitely annoy me.

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 11:18 AM. Reason : -]

11/10/2009 11:17:35 AM

wtf

*instantly sings A minor*

11/10/2009 11:23:45 AM

people that are always making copies of their penis and posting them up

11/10/2009 11:24:16 AM

excellent pitch made me lol

11/10/2009 11:24:39 AM

Finding typos in old issues

11/10/2009 11:28:32 AM

women

11/10/2009 11:54:26 AM

69 attempting to post in every thread like it counts for something

11/10/2009 11:57:46 AM

just bored and padding

11/10/2009 11:58:35 AM

which puts you on the same annoying level as bubblebobble

11/10/2009 11:59:27 AM

Can't find any fucking styrofoam/plastic cups in the whole plant so I can drink some damn coffee!

11/10/2009 12:44:41 PM

Quote :

"Conference call on speakerphone with your office door open."

fuck you buddy, doing it right now

11/10/2009 2:05:53 PM

nosebleeds

11/10/2009 2:25:54 PM

^^ No headset?

11/10/2009 2:50:56 PM

lol, that shit is common around here..but we all have pretty big offices and sound doesn't carry that bad soo meh

11/10/2009 2:52:06 PM

only secretarys use headsets

11/10/2009 2:53:01 PM

people who don't come to their events on time

people who call incessantly for information i don't have

people who call to ask foolish questions

11/10/2009 2:54:23 PM

how bout people who call 5-10 minutes before an event is suppose to start and says "you know we have a meeting at 3:30 right, why aren't you here?"

MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S 3:26 AND THE MEETING IS TWO OFFICES DOWN GOD DAMMIT

[Edited on November 10, 2009 at 2:55 PM. Reason : a]

11/10/2009 2:55:31 PM

Quote :

"only secretarys use headsets"

Psh. Don't be hatin' just b/c your company can not afford to buy you a headset.

11/10/2009 2:59:00 PM

My office has an older lady who's nice as can be, so it's hard to dislike her, but I avoid her like disease because if she starts talking to me I'll get trapped in a conversation full of boring small talk that goes on for 10 or 20 minutes. I just went to the supply room and turned right around and left when I saw her at the copy machine.

11/11/2009 2:56:32 PM

there's always been one person like that at every single place i've worked. after a couple minutes just look at your clock and say "oh, sorry, ive got to make a phone call"

11/11/2009 10:51:02 PM

people who are oblivious. they don't flush, leave paper all over the bathroom floor, don't use air freshener AND turn the fan off, did i mention they don't flush??

YES YOUR SHIT DOES STINK

11/12/2009 2:16:04 PM

^^^lol, we set up a phone line that only the employees know about that bypasses the secretary and goes straight to a line where you can dial an extension because the secretary talks so fucking much. it's seriously impossible to get to the person you want to talk to within 5 minutes of calling if she answers.

11/12/2009 2:21:17 PM

Not at my place of work, but I put a lot of fucking love into making those chicken salad sandwiches, and what do you do when you grab the wrong bag out of the teacher's lounge fridge? Why, eat the contents, of course, because you're a lazy bum mind-numbed by decades of passing out work packets to your "students" to justify your position while their mothers are crack addicts and their fathers are in jail and you're the only hope they have to get out of this god-forsaken town of New Bedford.

[Edited on November 13, 2009 at 10:44 AM. Reason : g.]

11/13/2009 10:40:47 AM

Conference calls

11/13/2009 10:53:31 AM

No one is impressed or thinks you're a trooper for coming into work sick

Stay sequestered in your office if you insist on coming in when you're hacking up a lung all day

11/13/2009 11:00:43 AM

Damn continuous construction.
Couple weeks ago, they had our hallway blocked off so they could knock a giant hole in the wall.
Then, our brand new parking deck failed its inspection and couldn't be reinspected again for another 3 weeks.
Monday it smelled like tar all afternoon. (Impressive considering my office is nowhere near any parking lot or road)
Yesterday the fire alarm was going off for no reason.
Today we have a giant-ass crane blocking one of the roads and lot entrances.

What fun...

11/13/2009 11:50:12 AM

The only thing annoying me about my job these days is my fluctuating schedule. That and working Saturdays.

But the money is really good, the job is easy, and it's stress free. So I can't complain.

11/13/2009 11:55:49 AM

Apparently my co-workers believe there is a "megan problem" and it is making it difficult for them to be lazy at work

11/13/2009 1:37:19 PM

my boss brings in cheerios every single morning and eats them at the desk.

so annoying.

11/16/2009 10:54:31 AM

uh...

Why?

11/16/2009 10:55:15 AM

YOU CANNOT PEE IN THE PLANT. EVERY TIME YOU GO OVER THERE I AM GOING TO SCOLD YOU. SO STOP LOOKING SO SHEEP EYED.

11/16/2009 10:55:26 AM

^^^the woman who sits next to me eats Cheerios every morning, sans milk. and the smell of Cheerios first thing in the morning always makes me

11/16/2009 10:55:32 AM

luckily i can't smell them. just the sound of her chewing makes me

11/16/2009 10:56:08 AM

so the problem isn't the cheerios, but your boss' eating habits in general

11/16/2009 10:57:22 AM

my major workplace annoyance is the fact there is not 1 single attractive female in my whole office. granted there are only 4 women here and they are all old as shit but hell i'd take a hot older lady anyday over what i have to begin with. makes the days so uneventful

11/16/2009 11:03:29 AM

^^ that would be accurate. the cheerios just amplify them

11/16/2009 11:17:24 AM