http://greensboro.craigslist.org/roo/4952275250.html

Quote :

" Free Room (Greensboro) available now private room private bath Hi ladies, if you are homeless or need a place to stay for a bit, have a room, no charge, just keep me company and have no company here at the house. If that sounds like something that will fit you, then email me. Sorry, but a black woman will not work, because of where i live any other race okay, BBW okay...looking forward to hearing from you. "

On a related note...I need a place to live in Greensboro if anyone has any advice/suggestions/rooms available.

3/31/2015 5:54:02 PM

^are you a black woman? because that wouldn't work.

4/1/2015 9:00:34 AM

No, unfortunately I am a white man, and I'm guessing that wouldn't work either...

4/1/2015 10:47:40 AM

4/6/2015 4:52:28 PM

Someone posted this in another thread, so I guess I'll post it here too.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tlg/5014396690.html

5/10/2015 6:22:43 PM

Bitches love collages. He's not really narrowing it down any

5/10/2015 7:48:07 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/5052148351.html

6/3/2015 11:08:03 AM

^lol

6/3/2015 11:51:08 AM

size large?

nah. pass.

6/3/2015 6:59:58 PM

Is that a Cobra in the photo too?

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pet/5078669667.html

Quote :

"This is a two year old gorgeous brb, sexed as probable female. Experienced keepers only, she is kept on orchid bark and spaghum moss now. Eating f/t large mice, not too far from small rats. I live in Wilmington, but I can deliver to the Raleigh show on 6/27. Asking $200 rehoming fee. I recently acquired 2 other brb's, so I need to make some room. She'll make a good breeder or pet. Text or email me. No "flippers" please. Mike "

6/18/2015 2:18:39 PM

Quote :

"size large? nah. pass."

Hope he gets his suspension checked out soon

6/18/2015 2:27:57 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sks/5118089155.html

Quote :

"im a mechanic as well as all around handy man. im looking to make money while being naked. lol email me if you have any work you need done around the house or any work needed done on your car. im 23 white athletic build"

7/15/2015 5:13:33 PM

thanks for that

7/15/2015 5:22:51 PM

^You're welcome.

7/15/2015 8:09:47 PM

This thread is high on the list of my favorite things about TWW.

7/16/2015 9:28:24 PM

I'm still curious if that is a live cobra in that snake picture I posted.

7/16/2015 10:32:29 PM

looks like a live cobra

also, who knew BanjoMan was back in Raleigh offering handyman services?

7/16/2015 10:47:26 PM

^I guess it could be stuffed and on display, if it was killed by a hunter.

7/16/2015 10:49:50 PM

before i clicked on this thread i saw who the last poster was and thought to myself "what kind of creepy shit has he posted this time"

I think the naked mechanic counts.

[Edited on July 16, 2015 at 11:51 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2015 11:50:29 PM

^I mean it's craigslist...since when has it not been creepy?

7/17/2015 11:59:27 PM

7/19/2015 4:27:47 PM

^lol!

7/19/2015 5:29:19 PM

Hey DDK, I just spent 10 minutes laughing my ass off from reading that. So, how does it feel knowing that you've made my day?

[Edited on July 19, 2015 at 5:33 PM. Reason : y]

7/19/2015 5:32:49 PM

^^^ that fake thing gets posted on reddit constantly, and then people post it on their local craigslist and change a few details to try and be funny

7/19/2015 8:56:17 PM

From the activities section...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/5164041982.html

Quote :

"Certified personal trainer offering in-home weightlifting and cardio training. Your goals may range from building muscle to losing weight and we can work together to make them happen. About me: I'm a 22 year old male and have two years of personal training experience. I've taught beach boot camps as well as group and individual clinics at a country club. I'm considerate, encouraging, focused, and passionate to help people meet their fitness goals. My specialty is tennis conditioning. If you would like the unique experience of training with a naked instructor, I'm best reached by phone call. I will meet you at your home at an agreed time and date. Please mention what equipment you have and your goals so I can arrive prepared. $250/hr. Disclaimer: This is strictly a professional service for working on a fitness program. No additional services offered. "

WTF? I didn't realize nude training is a thing.

8/23/2015 12:24:59 PM

It's called a male prostitute

8/23/2015 12:52:25 PM

^But it is in activities and he says he's not doing this for sex. He has to be telling the truth...I mean this is craigslist we're talking about.

8/23/2015 10:13:37 PM

Interesting trade here...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pet/5241328665.html

Two bearded dragons with a setup for $100 dollars, or they will trade for a SNES, or N64.

10/2/2015 9:56:57 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/5240673281.html

Quote :

"This Could be Funny or sad (Chaep hill) so I live in an apartment community in chapel hill called sunstone. its nothing great but its ok for now. So on my way to the office one day and i saw one of the people who works there and we strike up a converstion. So the general manager who was this chubby chick probaly 35-40 had got fired bacause she was stealing. chubby chick was cheating on her bf at the time just before she was fired. story gets better or worse depending onpoint of view. so the chubby chicks ex boyfriend finds out about what she was doing after he moved out but he was coming back like every day and screwing college girls at sunstone also a girl who works in the office. No lie this is what the story is that they told me.anyone know who this chubby chick was screwing, pass the info along."

10/17/2015 7:26:24 PM

Leave it to B4C to keep the creep factor in this bitch

10/23/2015 10:36:46 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/pet/5366131719.html

Quote :

" PSA: Think twice before getting your kids an IGUANA for Christmas! While they are cute as babies, Green Iguanas can grow up to be extremely territorial, dominant, aggressive animals. Adult males CAN and WILL go into breeding season and will try to dominate you. Those cute little babies in the pet store grow up to be 7 foot monstrocities with 120 razor sharp teeth and a bad attitude. You can see the result of this in the photos. These are animals for EXPERIENCED, SERIOUS KEEPERS ONLY. Green Iguanas are absolutely NOT for children or anyone who isn't totally prepared to deal with the challenge of iguana ownership."

12/28/2015 7:16:44 PM

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/fgs/5385625467.html

1/4/2016 2:20:30 PM

When are you people going to learn that these links are pointless without quoting the text in your post for future visitors?

1/4/2016 2:50:47 PM

text from the ^^ ad, just in case it goes away....Enjoy!

Quote :

"Hi, Happy New Year! My name is David Allen, and I call my business "All-American Lawn Maintenance and Pressure Washing" Why? Because I am sick and tired and fed up of our country being taken over by ILLEGALS and people hiring ILLEGAL LABOR. No wonder---we have a President who can't even use the word terrorist and who is a joke as Commander in Chief. I have been running this ad successfully since BEFORE Donald Trump even thought about putting up a wall because I think most natural-born Americans think just like me---they want American Jobs to go to US CITIZENS who SPEAK ENGLISH. Yeah, we all want a good deal, but that does not mean we should compromise and break the law or support anyone else who does either. I was born and raised in the US, a son of the South, and I am a believer. No, I don't want to mistreat anyone, but there is a LEGAL way to immigrate and become an American citizen---people do it every day. Allowing "Anchor Babies" is a disgrace to everything many LEGAL immigrants have worked and saved for. My family and I have worked in the landscaping/construction and lawn maintenance industry for most of our lives, and sadly to say, way too many business owners try to hire illegals in order to reduce their labor costs and line their wallets with cash, when good, honest, HARD WORKING AMERICAN labor exists right here! I can list several NATIONAL building companies right now here in Raleigh who are the top employers who regularly have SUBCONTRACTORS on their jobsites who employ illegals, break safety violations and even look the other way as these workers drink liquor and beer and smoke pot on these jobsites. But because they are working for the subcontractors, no one says crapola. IT is a travesty, but no one seems to give a hoot. My Dad (an Army Veteran) raised me to be proud to be an American and to stand up for what is right and wrong. Having a strong work-ethic is part of what made America great!!! I pay taxes here, and I spend my money locally and it is NOT sent to Mexico or any other gang-infested Central American Country! So hire an All-American, and you will be pleased with my hard work, reasonable prices and desire to form a relationship with you helping you with your lawn-maintenance and pressure washing needs. I not only do pressure washing, if you are interested in having work done to your yard, I also do basic lawn maintenance such as mowing, trimming with a weed-eater, blowing off your hardscapes with a blower. I also can trim shrubbery and I have a chain saw for SMALLER trees and limbs----I leave larger trees to the professional tree removal companies. I am reasonable, but I am not "the kid down the street." If you want the "kid down the street" prices---then call them. I have a family to support, but I am fair and base my job on YOUR project. I don't have cookie-cutter prices because that is not really fair to people with smaller yards who have smaller jobs, and I also do not sell myself short for larger projects either. I have great references and clientele who call me on a regular basis, but I also will do "one time" jobs----I know many people travel, have kids or just get too busy to do things around their yards so I am ok if you only need one-time service. Its time for cleaning off all the winter grime and nastiness left by days of rain and mud! Thanks for reading this, Happy New Year, and God Bless our Troops, Veterans, Firefighters, Law-Enforcement Officers, and yes, THE POLICE. ALL LIVES MATTER, especially the MEN IN BLUE. And if you think using the word "Thug" is racist, then DON'T CALL ME. I am sure if you are a Hilary supporter, you will not have made it this far, GOOD! I don't vote for liars and people who think different laws apply to them or that no law applies to them. David Allen, All-American"

and there ya go.

1/4/2016 5:26:41 PM

Quote :

"in case it goes away"

smdh

1/4/2016 5:32:35 PM

lol http://singapore.craigslist.com.sg/rnr/5539828045.html

Quote :

" Looking for Sex Party (Singapore) I am an Irish American in my 50s and I just arrived in Singapore. I am not physically fit and I spot a fatherly beer belly, but I think it is a sexy beer belly. I am married, honest and good looking. I am looking for a sex party organised by the locals here. Can anyone recommend? The girls in the party should be not be over 25 years old and must be asian, sexy and slim. The guys in the party should be whites because I just can't stand the local Chinese guys and the Indian guys have a particular stench that permeates the room that induces nausea. And the party should be free, comes with free flowing Millers or Heineken. And it should be free. I don't intend to pay anything. Can anyone share with me some of the party organizers who can organize such a sex party for me? do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers post id: 5539828045 posted: 2016-04-15 11:21am"

4/28/2016 4:14:13 PM

So airline prices are going down

4/28/2016 4:16:27 PM

^^and did I mention it should be free?

[Edited on April 28, 2016 at 4:17 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2016 4:17:25 PM

Because the activities section of CL is where you go to find a prom date

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/5529913848.html

Quote :

" I am a High School Student at Sanderson High School and I need a prom date. A little about me: I prefer Pepsi over Coke I love rain, and hate sun I hate sports BERNIE SANDERS CATS CATS CATS GPA: 4.125 ACT: 12 SAT: 900 I would prefer my date to be male, but if you a 10 and female then I would consider. Must be 6'0 and no larger than 300 pounds."

5/22/2016 8:07:42 PM

Seems like someone is pranking him.

5/22/2016 8:11:17 PM

Lmao what gives you that idea?

5/22/2016 10:03:48 PM

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/5660101874.html

what a deal

7/2/2016 11:22:44 AM

^maybe he put an extra 0 on end of price by accident

7/2/2016 11:39:48 AM

Quote :

"Seats are out to install new radio, play station"

WAT

[Edited on July 2, 2016 at 12:30 PM. Reason : condition: like new]

[Edited on July 2, 2016 at 12:30 PM. Reason : odometer: 10000]

[Edited on July 2, 2016 at 12:31 PM. Reason : i call bullshit]

7/2/2016 12:23:40 PM

some people think cause they wasted 10 grand on a car that it makes it worth 10 grand more.

that or its a joke

7/2/2016 1:04:59 PM

I would probably offer more for that busted refrigerator in that picture than that car.

7/2/2016 6:26:29 PM

I like how this thread is going on a decade old now and there are still fucktards that can't figure out that if all you do is post a link to the craigslist post people will only be able to see it for a couple of days at best.

7/3/2016 12:14:33 AM

hey man, some of us like living in the moment

7/3/2016 12:43:14 AM

wow, someone is selling their deck

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fuo/5699395558.html

7/25/2016 1:33:08 AM

that thing is all decked out

7/25/2016 10:04:21 AM