501q

10/8/2009 1:21:19 PM

A GIRL

10/8/2009 1:22:30 PM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10/8/2009 1:39:33 PM

change my pitch up
smack my bitch up

10/8/2009 1:45:08 PM

Quote :

"the new jayz album is sick, making up for the terrible mos def album that recently came out"

think you got these mixed up

10/8/2009 1:53:22 PM

and the jayz song was on and the jayz song was onnnnnnnn

10/8/2009 1:56:27 PM

HEY!! check out my event

kthxbye!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172037588034&ref=mf

10/8/2009 2:05:23 PM

BUY AN AD

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 2:06 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2009 2:06:12 PM

i was actually going to on fb, but i don't want to spend the money

10/8/2009 2:06:55 PM

lk, did you see what i posted on your brother's wall?

10/8/2009 2:08:59 PM

Steven Colbert pissed off Conservapedia

10/8/2009 2:11:10 PM

^ haha i saw that - he told people to go in and fuck with the entries, right?

10/8/2009 2:11:45 PM

i am easily bought

10/8/2009 2:12:56 PM

Quote :

"Special message to the Colbert show watchers: do yourselves a favor and watch less television. Colbert and his advertisers want to make money off you, but you can accomplish some good instead by unplugging the TV. You could even pick up a Bible. "

that's what is on the front page

it also has taken out the edit links.

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2009 2:13:22 PM

fuckkk i just opened up a fortune cookie and there was no fortune.

that can't be good

10/8/2009 2:14:11 PM

Quote :

"lk, did you see what i posted on your brother's wall?"

yes i did! i commented too

unless you've posted something different that i haven't seen yet


I'm too poor for an ad: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172037588034&ref=mf

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 2:17 PM. Reason : ]

10/8/2009 2:15:34 PM

i'm ordering it today, i think it's awesome

10/8/2009 2:17:05 PM

LALALALA

10/8/2009 2:20:11 PM

^^you logged off facebook but my answer was "sure"

10/8/2009 2:21:50 PM

it IS awesome

I need to figure out what I'm gonna be for halloween and get on that


I'm too poor for an ad: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172037588034&ref=mf

10/8/2009 2:23:41 PM

CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

10/8/2009 2:25:41 PM

i'm going to spend the night in the kitchen (where i belong, barefoot and pregnant, making sammiches, blah blah) so i need TWW to decide what i'm baking:

White Chocolate Macadamia Nut cookies

OR

Peanut Butter Snickers cookies

also, i suppose i could do both, but that's over 100 cookies between both recipes and there's only 20 people (at most) in my office so i'd have to give away some cookies if i did that

10/8/2009 2:28:44 PM

math 'n shit

also a chick

10/8/2009 2:29:32 PM

10/8/2009 2:30:29 PM

White choc macadamia! Yum!

10/8/2009 2:30:42 PM

pb! pb!

10/8/2009 2:31:41 PM

i took a poll in my office and it was tied 50/50

looks like TWW will be the same way

10/8/2009 2:32:39 PM

lovin the jay-z pandora station

headache is finally breaking up a little

10/8/2009 2:33:00 PM

^^ I vote for what you had a stronger inclination for in the first place.

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 2:33 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2009 2:33:13 PM

i couldn't care less which cookie i bake. i might eat one of them. technically the PB Snickers are harder to make cuz i gotta unwrap 50 of those Snickers Bites and that takes awhile. but they're both super yummy.

i should just chuck it all and bake both.

10/8/2009 2:34:36 PM

plain pb! plain pb!

10/8/2009 2:36:21 PM

oh heck no, i gotta throw something in those peanut butter cookies. and the Snickers bar bakes right in the center of the cookie, and OHGOD the results are orgasmic.

10/8/2009 2:37:20 PM

^^ i kept reading that as "plan b, plan b"

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 2:37 PM. Reason : ,]

10/8/2009 2:37:29 PM

sounds meh



haha, i do love some ec

10/8/2009 2:37:43 PM

^^

^is there something wrong with you?

[Edited on October 8, 2009 at 2:38 PM. Reason : .]

10/8/2009 2:37:47 PM

uh, no?

10/8/2009 2:40:29 PM

i didn't mean it that way

it's just i've never encountered someone who thought a Snickers bar baked inside a homemade peanut butter cookie sounded like anything but absolute heaven

10/8/2009 2:42:28 PM

leaving for Baltimore in t-minus 15 min

10/8/2009 2:43:22 PM

eh

i like snickers, i like pb cookies--but together just sounds like a horrible overload of wonderful things

10/8/2009 2:43:58 PM

I thought funnel cake batter and a milky way would be a horrible overload of good things

BUT IT IS DELICIOUS

10/8/2009 2:48:12 PM

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

10/8/2009 2:53:31 PM

that sounds terrible

10/8/2009 3:03:33 PM

ok so it looks like i'm making both kinds of cookies tonight

so after about 3 hours

i'll have about 115 cookies, give or take

10/8/2009 3:03:34 PM

I'm feeling self destructive. Perfect time to go to the gym

10/8/2009 3:10:18 PM

^ don't fuck up your knee anymore!

10/8/2009 3:11:57 PM

i wish this pizza would hurry up cause im hongry

10/8/2009 3:12:15 PM

should I get another piece of chocolate cake

10/8/2009 3:13:03 PM

corndog nuggets

10/8/2009 3:22:58 PM

^OMG yum. do they sell those frozen? cuz now i want some

10/8/2009 3:25:07 PM

things started out really well...

but i've already fucked up

10/8/2009 3:26:54 PM