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NO METROS ALLOWED.

10/6/2008 9:23:31 AM

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/6/2008 9:28:28 AM

the comical thing is saab has to be one of the most "metro" car makers that exist...


gg with your trolling sir... i hope you catch larger fish!

10/6/2008 9:29:29 AM

I DRIVE A SAAB SON. WE ALL KNOW THAT MY MOTHER BOUGHT IT FOR ME WHEN I WAS 16 AND THAT I HAD NO SAY IN THE MATTER.

NOW, LET'S GET BACK TO THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A METRO.

I AM NOT A METRO, SON. I WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU ONE MORE TIME BY POSTING MY PICTURE:

10/6/2008 9:31:24 AM

you may be no metro but you do look a little limp wristed in that pic.
SON!

10/6/2008 10:27:16 AM

I LOOK LIMP WRISTED? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN SON?

LIMP WRISTING IS WHEN YOU HOLD A HANDGUN LIKE A RETARD, CAUSING A MALFUNCTION.

10/6/2008 10:32:36 AM

hahah i'm just messin with ya man... when i get my gixxer (should be this month) i'll head up there and we should go for a ride b.

10/6/2008 10:35:09 AM

THAT SOUNDS GOOD SON.


JUST LOOK FOR THIS GUY, ME, ON A SICK MCNASTY BIKE:



[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ]

10/6/2008 10:35:48 AM

leaving for work...

k attempting one with my kitty



[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:16 AM. Reason : asdf]

10/6/2008 11:09:54 AM

on the reft!

10/6/2008 4:11:33 PM

10/6/2008 4:12:00 PM

This is for Joel whenever he decided to check this thread



[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 4:24 PM. Reason : ]

10/6/2008 4:23:43 PM

Lemme squeeze in between there

10/6/2008 4:27:00 PM

10/6/2008 4:39:50 PM

boobie sammich

10/6/2008 4:42:31 PM

my new hair

10/6/2008 4:46:24 PM

Squid fishing in the Sea of Japan this weekend.

10/6/2008 6:20:43 PM

every time i look at this picture I am amazed by my incredible lack of b00bs

10/6/2008 6:22:49 PM

My new hairdo and my last day having to wear glasses/contacts ever again!

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 6:27 PM. Reason : woa @ the sizing]

10/6/2008 6:27:23 PM

Everytime I look at this picture I'm amazed by my incredible abundance of boobs

10/6/2008 6:27:44 PM

as am i

10/6/2008 6:28:55 PM

THAT'S RIGHT SON, I LOOK BETTER THAN EVERYBODY IN HERE.

10/6/2008 7:36:56 PM

My nose it bleeds!

Flu for the weekend = dry cracked nose / lip.

[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 7:46 PM. Reason : I LYKE PIKSHURS]

10/6/2008 7:45:39 PM

YOU HAVE A DOT ON YOUR UPPER LIP AND A CRACKED RIGHT NOSTRIL SON. THOSE ARE BLEMISHES. NEVER SHOW YOUR BLEMISHES SON, YOU NEED MAKEUP.

LOOK AT MY PHOTOS AND YOU WILL SEE HOW TO NOT SHOW YOUR BLEMISHES SON.

10/6/2008 7:49:41 PM

10/6/2008 8:24:21 PM

10/6/2008 8:26:12 PM

^ & ^^

NEITHER OF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ON MY PICS SONS.

10/6/2008 8:27:08 PM

DO YOU HEAR ME?

NONE OF YOU SONS. YOU DON'T HAVE A GOD DAMNED THING ON ME SON.





[Edited on October 6, 2008 at 11:00 PM. Reason : ]

10/6/2008 10:58:19 PM

me on the right

10/6/2008 11:06:04 PM

DUDE, THAT IS TERRIBLE. IT'S NOTHING NEAR THE QUALITY OF MY FACE.

10/6/2008 11:07:28 PM

STEP OFF SON, BEFORE I POST YOUR REAL PICTURE

10/6/2008 11:19:00 PM

YOU DON'T HAVE MY REAL PICTURE SON.

10/6/2008 11:19:40 PM

AHA!1

I think I saw some black and white ones that you, kate, and travis took one night too...

10/6/2008 11:21:18 PM

THERE'S REALLY NO TELLING. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF MOST PHOTOS THAT OCCURRED AT THAT HOUSE.

10/6/2008 11:23:11 PM

aha, as is the norm...
that house was a fucking vacuum for memories.

1. come in to the house
2. .....
3. wake up, and leave wondering what the fuck happened...and why your feces is bloody

10/6/2008 11:25:01 PM

IT'S VERY ODD. I HAVE MEMORIES OF ARRIVING, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORIES OF LEAVING THAT HOUSE.

10/6/2008 11:27:39 PM

aha, it was a fucking vacuum, B

a lot of ill shit went down there....I can tell you that. sometimes it takes me looking at an old picture to jog a bunch of memories that I had completely forgotten about.

aha, I remember one summer night, my girlfriend was over. she went to sleep early (probably around 10 or so). Then this random couple came over. the dude went into one of the rooms to chill with one of my roommates. I was in the hot tub.

Then all of a sudden, the random dude's girlfriend comes out BUTT ASSED NAKED and gets in the hot tub with me....and sits right next to me....and starts talking about how much she loves giving head....and how her and her boyfriend were in an 'open relationship'

meanwhile, I'm just sitting there like this:



eventually, my common sense came back. and I realized that if my girlfriend were to come outside right now, there would be absolutely no way in the world that I could explain what was happening, haha. so I pulled the ultimate fagmo move, and told her to go put some clothes on




TRUE STORY, SON.

to add insult to injury, I didn't even get any puss that night...cause my girlfriend was asleep by the time I went to bed.
That'll teach me to be faithful to who I'm dating

10/6/2008 11:35:33 PM

AHA

10/6/2008 11:37:10 PM

yep yep

but speaking of going to bed, I'm about to hit the sack. I gots $$ to make tomorrow, maaaan

10/6/2008 11:52:37 PM

THAT'S RIGHT SON. I AM THE HOTTEST SON.

10/7/2008 1:59:26 AM

Who's that guy holding you...I guess he let you go, so its cool right?

oh wait....

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 2:01 AM. Reason : .]

10/7/2008 2:01:10 AM

I'M THE GUY HOLDING THE FISH WETODD.

10/7/2008 2:02:53 AM

Thanks for the clarification...Where was that pic taken, just out of curiousity?

you really like posting that pic don't you.

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 2:04 AM. Reason : ]

10/7/2008 2:04:16 AM

THE WHITE MOUNTAINS, (CORRECTION, THAT PHOTO WAS NOT TAKEN ON THE SWIFT RIVER, BUT CHRISTMAS TREE LAKE).

[Edited on October 7, 2008 at 2:09 AM. Reason : I HAVE TO SHOW OFF MY FLY FISHING SKILLS SON.]

10/7/2008 2:06:44 AM

That's pretty cool man, up in New Hampshire? Just a fishing trip?

10/7/2008 2:08:38 AM

this is me trying to pretend i'm still in college at the homecoming game. it was NOT a good idea.

10/7/2008 8:23:59 PM

haha

10/7/2008 8:36:27 PM

Just looking at that picture makes me feel sick.

10/7/2008 8:37:08 PM

^ yea it made me feel pretty awful too. i should have just pretended to do it haha.

10/7/2008 8:39:21 PM

the day I had my LASIK done, lol - my husband decided to make tape art with my shields - I wasnt very happy

10/9/2008 12:51:59 PM