Quote :

"wow, someone is selling their deck http://raleigh.craigslist.org/fuo/5699395558.html"

that deck looks like it was $100 new at office maxi

[Edited on July 25, 2016 at 10:48 AM. Reason : $51]

7/25/2016 10:47:46 AM

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/laf/5833886802.html



Just for you, El Nachó

10/18/2016 6:41:10 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/5875842101.html

100,000 free condoms! Each text gets 100.

Quote :

"I accidentally ordered 100,000 condoms instead of 100 on amazon, so I'm now giving them away. All Magnums, each text will receive 100. Available for pickup in Zebulon, NC. I will give address after you text me at "

11/14/2016 2:09:00 PM

damn ... sucks I live in michigan now :X

11/14/2016 3:24:05 PM

they have free condoms lots of places tho

11/14/2016 6:45:10 PM

I wonder how much he paid?

11/14/2016 6:47:53 PM

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/pts/5876068475.html

Shop girl for sale - $1

11/14/2016 7:01:56 PM

Quote :

"All Magnums"

lol

[Edited on November 15, 2016 at 9:13 AM. Reason : a]

11/15/2016 9:13:16 AM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phx/5887222731.html

Quote :

"For sale is a lightly used "Bernie 2016" blue bumper sticker. There is a 2005 Ford Explorer attached to the sticker which I will include free of charge. Clean all around and in overall great shape, there is some minor body damage (pictured) on the left side of the sticker. This authentic campaign original in 'powder blue' was seen all over the United States throughout the spring of this year before becoming a rare collectors item in mid July. The adhesive is in like new condition, though the car that is currently attatched should be easily removed if you prefer. This may be your last opportunity to own one of the only remaining relics of a time when there was still hope for our once great nation, so act fast! More on the included bonus: it's an '05 Ford Explorer XLT with upgraded wheels and stereo, tan leather interior, and 98k miles. It is everything you would expect of a car included free with this priceless ($3,333) sticker- nothing more, and nothing less. The back left window mechanism is broken, the passenger side vanity mirror is held in place with tape, and it could use a new set of tires. It's otherwise well taken care of and a welcome bonus for the lucky individual who brings home this timeless collectible. Thank you for your time and may God have mercy on all of our souls."

12/9/2016 8:12:19 AM

http://abcnews.go.com/US/tennessee-couple-arrested-charged-sell-baby-craigslist/story?id=46413928

3/28/2017 10:33:36 AM

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/d/adderal/6295599570.html

lol

9/6/2017 4:07:35 PM

^ cops gettin lazy

9/6/2017 7:17:20 PM

[Edited on October 12, 2017 at 11:54 PM. Reason : https://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/d/gold-fosh/6329865242.html]

10/12/2017 11:53:51 PM

Pretty good for ESL, right?

10/15/2017 9:14:38 PM

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/d/ladies-desperately-needed-for/6327580131.html

Quote :

"Ladies Desperately Needed for this Activity that Pays!! Hello ladies, I need women willing to do something for me. No it does not involve sex or anything illegal. You will be doing me a huge favor and I will pay you for it. The activity will take about 30 minutes of your time and I will pay you 30 US dollars for it."

10/17/2017 7:07:33 PM

Bruh. It’s cheating if you post your own ads.

10/17/2017 7:12:43 PM

^Not my ad

10/17/2017 7:39:44 PM

Any guesses as to what the favor is?

Needs to learn how to fold fitted sheets I reckon.

10/18/2017 12:28:12 AM

Someone respond and ask about what the activity is.

10/18/2017 9:41:27 AM

^It puts the lotion on it's skin????

10/18/2017 6:57:17 PM

https://raleigh.craigslist.org/act/d/ladies-desperately-needed-for/6423186329.html

Quote :

"Ladies Desperately Needed for this Activity that Pays!! Hello ladies, I need women willing to do something for me. No it does not involve sex or anything illegal. You will be doing me a huge favor and I will pay you for it. The activity will take about 15 minutes of your time and I will pay you 30 US dollars for it."

Well he's getting quicker at whatever he is doing because now it only takes 15 minutes.

12/18/2017 9:47:25 PM

lol wtf

12/20/2017 4:54:44 PM

I have responded to the 30 bucks for 15 minutes ad. Will post update if I get one

12/20/2017 5:02:34 PM

B4C will reply to you shortly

12/20/2017 5:09:11 PM

Quote :

" craigslist 6423186329 <9ffmr-6423186329@comm.craigslist.org> 5:11 PM (0 minutes ago) to 4f12a4e2d42f39. Thanks for responding. Basically you will let me worship your hands. Worship involves kissing your hands passionately, some licking, burying my face in the hands for enjoyment,etc. I will need to see pics of hands(front and back) if u are still interested."

12/20/2017 5:12:13 PM

Rate seems low for all that

12/20/2017 5:14:40 PM

Damn I would totally let someone do that for 15 minutes to get 30 bucks. #studentloans

But it's not worth the risk of being lured into their torture den.

12/20/2017 5:25:44 PM

omfg hahahaha

12/20/2017 5:42:37 PM

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"Can you just PayPal me the $30 and I'll send the pics?"

Quote :

" no way! the 30 is for letting me worship your hands. If i don't like your hands, i will not go forward. "

[Edited on December 20, 2017 at 5:47 PM. Reason : He responds very fast ]

12/20/2017 5:44:15 PM

Hangnail. Pass

12/20/2017 6:07:36 PM

wtf?

12/20/2017 7:32:55 PM

i would need prob about $5k at least to let a weirdo lick my hands for 15 mins

12/20/2017 7:41:02 PM

I just got a chub

12/21/2017 7:07:11 AM

Quote :

"i would need prob about $5k at least to let a weirdo lick my hands for 15 mins"

Is their anything you could put on your hands that wouldn't harm your hands, but give him a surprise? I'm guessing if you put pepper juice on your hands it would make your hands burn too, so that probably wouldn't be a good choice.

12/21/2017 8:39:08 PM

Handle a bunch of jalapeno seeds

12/21/2017 10:14:57 PM

^I would go higher up the heat scale than that.

12/22/2017 5:44:41 PM

Trying to sell a propane heater and the stupidity of the folks responding is astounding. The most recent guy asked where it was located. It clearly says where I am in the ad, but I replied back anyway. Then he asks what part of NC that is. Dude, you're on the fucking internet.

12/29/2017 8:47:16 AM

dude man is 2 hours away and asked me to meet him halfway. i'm asking $50. i told him that after i pay for gas, i could do better standing at an intersection with a cardboard sign for 2 hours.

12/29/2017 9:56:55 AM

so I'm guessing you won't deliver to Tennessee

12/29/2017 9:58:04 AM

i had some dude just give me his number, so i called him. he says he's in myrtle beach and asked me how i was going to get it to him. acted all offended when i told him he would need to come pick it up. maybe smartphones have made the internet a little too accessible.

12/29/2017 10:02:54 AM

I've reverted to a flip phone. and tww apparently. I'm technologizing backwards.

12/29/2017 10:04:18 AM

Hey man how much you want for the heater?

12/29/2017 11:17:14 AM

How far you willing to drive to deliver? I'm in Chapel Hill and think that price should include delivery.

12/29/2017 12:07:48 PM

Quote :

"maybe smartphones have made the internet a little too accessible."

lol fair point

12/29/2017 12:13:25 PM

we're all set to meet tomorrow morning. gotta wonder about someone who will drive 4 hours total to pay $50 for a $170 heater, but whatever. i'm including a regulator and a valve, so maybe that was enough to push him over the edge.

12/29/2017 12:34:12 PM

Yesterday I drove from Raleigh to Burlington to sell some wheels to this guy who had been texting me for the past three days wanting to buy. When I get there the SOB ghosts me.

Please call him repeatedly at 336-239-1704. Preferably between 1AM and 4AM.

12/29/2017 3:39:35 PM

I always make them come to me to pick up any item I sell, never deliver or try to meet someone somewhere. I'm usually not in a hurry to unload items I list, so I'll make sure to sell it on my terms.

12/29/2017 5:51:46 PM

Yeah, 2 rules of CL

Never at your residence or work

Never go out of your way to meet someone

I usually meet people at a gas station (with cameras) near my place.

12/29/2017 6:38:27 PM

i've delivered a few appliances i've sold, but i always made them pay extra for the delivery. but usually i make them meet me at a gas station around the corner from my house.

12/29/2017 7:09:05 PM

annnnnnnnnnd....he flaked out

at least he emailed me the night before.

[Edited on December 29, 2017 at 7:37 PM. Reason : must have figured out how to use google and found out how cheap these things are.]

12/29/2017 7:36:16 PM