ahaha, reminds me of the 59-degree day in my office...

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[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 2:05 PM. Reason : ]

11/19/2009 2:05:10 PM

Our parking deck just failed inspection, AGAIN. We're now trying for a month late...

11/19/2009 4:33:43 PM

If only I could work from home from the gym . . . Not sure how designing wedding albums on the machine would run but I've photoshopped on a train all summer . . .

11/20/2009 7:25:00 AM

niggers

11/20/2009 7:26:31 AM

being involved in the process of firing people

11/20/2009 7:35:48 AM

or hiring people, or dealing with people

11/20/2009 7:36:13 AM

that's not terribly clever

11/20/2009 7:38:49 AM

^^that too. dont give my your personal take on everything, do the fucking task as necessary and go home

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 7:39 AM. Reason : 0]

11/20/2009 7:38:52 AM

it's really annoying to not like anyone i work with

11/20/2009 7:46:52 AM

they aren't supposed to be your friends, you gotta be ready to throw one under the bus to save your ass if necessary

11/20/2009 8:21:08 AM

Quote :

"That's not cheap. Bring it to the attention of someone who matters (assuming they're not the culprit), and/or buy a $20 space heater and give it to the offending party. zones at work FTW. I'm uncomfortable maybe twice a year "

The person with the thermostat in their office in my zone is the one with the space heater. Result: It's always freezing because the thermostat thinks it's hot. It will even fire up the AC to make it colder, which just makes them turn on their space heater that much more.

I rigged a special vent cover that lets me adjust the AC flow - even block the flow entirely. I don't have to wear a coat anymore.

[Edited on November 20, 2009 at 8:27 AM. Reason : -]

11/20/2009 8:26:24 AM

you people bitch way to much about a few degrees, you should try working in a papermill in ga, when you been walking around in a 110 degree bleach plant for hours, an 80 degree office feels pretty damn good

11/20/2009 8:31:11 AM

rainy night papermill in georgia

11/20/2009 8:32:39 AM

it rains sulfur dioxide from the scrubber sometimes, thats an angry stank that don't wash off

11/20/2009 9:10:10 AM

motherfuckers who come into work coughing and hacking with the H1N1 virus. stay the fuck home, asshole, nothing youre doing is that im--


oh, wait.

that was me

11/21/2009 2:15:11 AM

11/21/2009 3:32:51 AM

11/21/2009 11:44:50 AM

we're having a Thanksgiving Pot Luck lunch today

about 60% of the people in the office brought in food
about 100% of the people in the office are going to be eating the food

and that really grates my gourd

11/23/2009 11:20:11 AM

I have to poop BUT I DONT WANT TO DO IT AT WORK

11/23/2009 11:20:54 AM

joe biden's house is on my way to work.

f'n jerk has to use rush hour to leave his house to go wherever the fuck, when he stays here.

state police and sercret service shut down the road i take to get to work.

my 6 minute commute turned into 30.

prick.

11/23/2009 11:23:10 AM

Write him a letter.

11/23/2009 11:23:49 AM

Everyday, twice a day, my boss reminds me how much longer until I'm gone.

11/23/2009 11:24:08 AM

^^ i might just

11/23/2009 11:24:45 AM

i wanna know why we have 4 side dishes and 3 desserts

11/23/2009 11:25:04 AM

quit bitching about your damn good, geez. we don't get shit.

11/23/2009 11:41:00 AM

dont change my design AFTER i've submitted it to the customer.

11/23/2009 11:42:33 AM

^^who pissed in your cornflakes today?

11/23/2009 11:44:50 AM

^^

Then when it gets rejected by the customer, it is somehow suddenly your fault? Management is comprised of idiots, morons, and spineless douches.

I don't really have anything to complain about right now. This is so rare, I figured I'd post about it.

11/23/2009 11:47:56 AM

I am this close to just going home. Yeah I'm "doing nothing" my ass, you dumb ugly bitch

11/23/2009 1:31:35 PM

people are already walking down the hallways humming christmas carrols

shut the fuck up

11/30/2009 11:18:59 AM

^ scrooge

11/30/2009 11:19:32 AM

that, i cannot deny.

11/30/2009 11:22:29 AM

at least you're an honest scrooge

11/30/2009 11:23:06 AM

"I wanted to give you an update so you could check how tight your running shoes are before the race."

Wtf, who says that? Just say, "Hey, heads up. This is the situation..."

11/30/2009 11:29:06 AM

I'm not too good with remembering cultural relevance with movie quotes

Guy had a terrible quarter...I tell him "Man, you are one pathetic loser...no offense"...he gets genuinely pissed at me

11/30/2009 11:29:10 AM

not an annoyance, but just really sucky:

no xmas bonuses this year. things are too tight.

but we get to keep our jobs

11/30/2009 11:31:11 AM

rofl
someone just told me they expect me to know every single class/event happening on all of NCSU's campuses, since I answer a phone on campus.

And her reason for wanting me to know all this was to catch someone in a lie.

New Joysey accent, no less.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:01 AM. Reason : sdf]

12/2/2009 11:00:04 AM

i can't stand when you get multiple emails (especially fwd'd ones) for the same thing! it's like, don't you think someone else has already sent me this trivial crap?!? grrr....

12/2/2009 11:16:32 AM

Quote :

"New Joysey accent, no less."

NO one from Jersey talks like that.. those people that do are from Staten Island.

12/2/2009 11:36:55 AM

whatever

she was a needy, senseless yankee cocksmoker. I don't give a damn about a 15 mile difference.

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 11:39 AM. Reason : sd]

12/2/2009 11:39:05 AM

theres a guy at work who ties BELLS to his shoes on the first day after thanksgiving and wears them until after christmas.

yes, BELLS. real jingly bells. on his SHOES.

and walks around everywhere jingling. everywhere he goes. you hear him coming from 10 cubes away.

for like 3 weeks.

seriously.

12/2/2009 11:45:56 AM

I used to wear ankle bells.

And I don't sit still - I bounce my leg on the regular.

12/2/2009 11:48:33 AM

^^LOL. that is too funny. but im sure it's very annoying too.

12/2/2009 12:38:00 PM

Quote :

"theres a guy at work who ties BELLS to his shoes on the first day after thanksgiving and wears them until after christmas. yes, BELLS. real jingly bells. on his SHOES. and walks around everywhere jingling. everywhere he goes. you hear him coming from 10 cubes away. for like 3 weeks. seriously."

institute a no-bell policy

12/2/2009 12:38:41 PM

yeah, i would totally do that, except hes a manager. and i'm not.

but seriously, it's not exactly annoying. it's more like incredibly ridiculous in an "I cant believe he does this every YEAR" sort of way

12/2/2009 12:42:48 PM

Several of the men's rooms around here are set up with one stall and one urinal. So this morning I find myself in the stall, going about my business, when a guy walks in and uses the urinal. He finishes, washes his hands, and as he's leaving flips off the lightswitch, leaving me totally in the dark in a windowless room.

Not sure if he was being malicious or just didn't notice me and was trying to be energy-conscious, but either way, thank goodness that my phone has a flash light option!

More a "life annoyance" than a workplace annoyance, but it did happen at work.

12/7/2009 3:53:25 PM

haha.. i can just imagine someone walking in and wondering why you're shitting with the lights off

12/7/2009 6:00:59 PM

When our server crashes and I can't do any work. I guess it's time to do some of that paperwork I've been putting off.

Actually, no it's not, because I can't print either. Lame.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 10:24 AM. Reason : grr]

12/8/2009 10:07:00 AM

i hate when my boss doesn't understand the projects that she asks me to do. she expects things to be done quickly and easily (because i don't normally tell her how much work is involved with these projects) ALL THE TIME.

fucking annoying

12/8/2009 1:44:21 PM

^this

12/8/2009 2:30:09 PM