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5/27/2009 8:26:35 PM

That is awesome, Jake! I cannot wait to see it.

5/27/2009 8:29:39 PM

well i'll be danged i got a text from a female other than my mom

5/27/2009 8:32:54 PM

i want to get my legos from my mom's house now.

5/27/2009 8:34:57 PM

it feels good to have a project, no matter how small

5/27/2009 8:47:53 PM

TWW: all idle bragging, no FUCKING PRODUCTIVITY.

5/27/2009 8:53:18 PM

its a message board, its pretty much the exact opposite of productivity

5/27/2009 8:54:36 PM

started to try to put together my new table and its broken

5/27/2009 8:56:15 PM

^

5/27/2009 8:56:45 PM

the beginning of saving private ryan is so fucking intense

5/27/2009 9:00:30 PM

i can't lie...

i'm going to miss that part a lot

5/27/2009 9:01:05 PM

^^agreed

5/27/2009 9:01:35 PM

My sisters package is so much FUN! Can't wait til she sees it!!

5/27/2009 9:37:38 PM

the puppies come home in less than a weeeeeeeek!

5/27/2009 9:44:16 PM

Beth Chapman (Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife) lost a shit ton of weight

5/27/2009 9:44:31 PM

who knew vin diesel was in this movie??

5/27/2009 10:08:31 PM

I hate that damn dog.

5/27/2009 10:09:31 PM

oh no
my belly is rumbling in unusual ways

5/27/2009 10:30:29 PM

xtine, i just got your text from this afternoon.

5/27/2009 10:43:10 PM

Bunny is attempting to eat suitcase. Hmm.

5/27/2009 10:45:29 PM

yay! bed time!

5/27/2009 11:18:50 PM

love the jump pic lawl!


also facebook tells me i should date black chicks, holla!

5/27/2009 11:19:18 PM

test

5/27/2009 11:30:11 PM

I really love that the water pipes in my apartment seem to have decided not to work tonight. Fantastic.

5/27/2009 11:34:16 PM

5/27/2009 11:50:27 PM

wish i could just drink something that cleaned the shit off my lungs

5/27/2009 11:51:46 PM

hell yeah for dat .661 batting average.

5/27/2009 11:59:30 PM

why the fuck did i start working at 8:45 this morning, and I'm still working?

i find this curious

5/28/2009 12:05:28 AM

I think I should eat something of more substance than chips.

5/28/2009 12:12:01 AM

women are fucking crazy.

all of them.

5/28/2009 12:37:20 AM

yes yes the fuck they are. fucking run man

5/28/2009 12:38:40 AM

maybe bedtime

5/28/2009 12:39:22 AM

so are guys! Everyone is fucking crazy. The key is to find someone whose craziness fits your own craziness.

5/28/2009 12:39:24 AM

i ran right out of the house and got my own.

apparently that is not far enough to escape the craziness.

5/28/2009 12:41:32 AM

I'm dealing with a crazy guy right now. Throwing me for loops, doesn't know what the hell he wants. I mean of course I don't know what I want either, just kinda annoying.

5/28/2009 12:43:27 AM

maybe you should learn how to be by yourself first

5/28/2009 12:45:35 AM

Yeah, that's kinda one thing that I want. Luckly I'll be away all summer and have the ability to be alone. I just don't think I'm ready to deal with trying to figure out what I want right now.

5/28/2009 12:46:34 AM

can't sleep. maybe listening to a crime novel audiobook before bed isn't the best idea

5/28/2009 1:16:57 AM

Hanson. I wish I was famous.

5/28/2009 1:18:09 AM

I hope I can find a job quickly so I can start saving money for Europe/New Zealand

5/28/2009 1:21:46 AM

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch

5/28/2009 1:58:01 AM

banana popsicles!

5/28/2009 2:05:17 AM

Haha sean likes me. That kinds makes me happy.

5/28/2009 2:18:43 AM

slowly beginning to realize there is no such thing as the perfect woman

5/28/2009 5:03:12 AM

oh my sweet holy hell jeebus
today better not suck

5/28/2009 5:14:24 AM

need to sleep.

need to find part-time job.

need to catch up on online homeworks.

need to sleep.
need to sleep.
need to sleep.

5/28/2009 5:16:50 AM

motherfuck man

5/28/2009 5:19:59 AM

If your girlfriend could be good at only one of the following, at which would you want her to excel?

48% Oral sex
45% Cooking
7% Sports


LOL

5/28/2009 7:07:05 AM

POast?

5/28/2009 7:09:42 AM

looks like i'm gonna be teaching myself microsoft access

5/28/2009 7:31:24 AM