OH LAWDill be by there in like an hour
10/14/2009 1:36:59 PM
A GIRL
10/14/2009 1:37:47 PM
haha
10/14/2009 1:40:55 PM
I cannot stand guys with southern accents.But with women, give me a nice, thick, marbles and dog shit in the mouth, drooling, deep southern ack-sayant and I'm so there.Funny how that works.
10/14/2009 2:09:33 PM
I have add-art on my computer so I don't have to see those god-awful advertisements. <------ grateful
10/14/2009 2:10:32 PM
telling people you have an eating disorder is sure to get you friends
10/14/2009 2:11:19 PM
sometimes i like the hunger pangs i get from not eating. i mean, it's like punishment for being a fatty. and what fatty doesn't need to be punished for being fat? do i have issues?
10/14/2009 2:12:27 PM
I want to go to Bridge Day at New River Gorge in WV this Saturday. Up to 800 BASE jumpers. Should be awesome.Alas, I am le sick.
10/14/2009 2:14:16 PM
^^ um yes?
10/14/2009 2:15:57 PM
ya think?
10/14/2009 2:18:31 PM
10/14/2009 2:19:36 PM
c-c-c-c-cum dumpsterc-c-c-c-cunti hate that i love this song
10/14/2009 2:20:15 PM
LOL. You have more issues than National Geographic.
10/14/2009 2:21:46 PM
sex
10/14/2009 2:21:50 PM
^^yes ma'amgood thing i married into your family!
10/14/2009 2:23:03 PM
Tru datRest assured, neither of us will ever be as crazy as Mimi, the only great-grandmother who owns an anatomically-correct, inflatable woman.
10/14/2009 2:25:32 PM
my sister's friend really pisses me off...how are you going to write ON FACEBOOK, for everyone to see, that you have a major disorder like that?
10/14/2009 2:25:35 PM
^ because they want attention?
10/14/2009 2:26:48 PM
^^^i remember when i sat down with your mom to go over the wedding guest list. and i made mention that we'd invite both Grandma and Crazy Grandma i thought she'd get pissed, but she laughed and agreed with me! that was the only way i'd heard her referred to, i had no idea what her name even was! ^^attention? that's kinda tacky though.^what she said![Edited on October 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .]
10/14/2009 2:27:05 PM
^ Oh, she's crazy Grandma, alright. She used to drive with a big, fake dog buckled into the front seat of the car because she thought it would scare away robbers and such.^^^ And yes, attention
10/14/2009 2:29:04 PM
here's what her status says:
10/14/2009 2:29:31 PM
i want to be her friend and help her [Edited on October 14, 2009 at 2:30 PM. Reason : ]
10/14/2009 2:29:58 PM
is she hot
10/14/2009 2:30:38 PM
contrary to popular belief, a lot of bulimics are actually NOT rail thin. it's weird.
10/14/2009 2:31:31 PM
Anorexics are rail thin, but bulimics are often a little on the chunkier side and have very puffy cheeks (from puking). Purging sometimes doesn't make up for the binge when you go on a 10,000 calorie binge.
10/14/2009 2:47:54 PM
and they have bad teeth!
10/14/2009 2:48:40 PM
Maybe jesus will help her
10/14/2009 2:49:19 PM
I love rain, but it's kind of making me depressed. :-/
10/14/2009 2:50:43 PM
^^^ They also eat all your food and then pretend they never saw it!
10/14/2009 2:51:16 PM
i srsly want a piece of pumpkin cheesecake.maybe just a tiny piece though. no sense being wasteful. i mean i'm just gonna puke it back up anyways.
10/14/2009 2:54:31 PM
hey Lucy, we're doing Mommy Night Out at Mac's tonight to watch the Canes game. catch a flight real quick! [Edited on October 14, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : osnap double post. don't make me suspenders ]
10/14/2009 2:58:27 PM
Dude! I want a pedicure and purple drank! Tell Gina I say haaaay. Can we do a Mommy's Nite Out when I'm up for Thanksgiving?
10/14/2009 3:00:25 PM
omgwtfsuspend
10/14/2009 3:00:33 PM
As long as you're here on a Wednesday then you can certainly join us for MNO!!!!
10/14/2009 3:01:03 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeee!
10/14/2009 3:04:20 PM
i love when it rains.except for the part where i wanted to sit out side today and get a change of scenery
10/14/2009 3:05:30 PM
^ you stay in your living room where its nice and cozy
10/14/2009 3:09:27 PM
I'm making my rounds between the front living room, the back one, and the kitchen. I get bored easily, lol
10/14/2009 3:12:32 PM
haha and for some reason I'm a little jealous. Something bit my neck and chin and it itches
10/14/2009 3:16:59 PM
well i can bust your knee and you, too, can lounge around all you want, lol
10/14/2009 3:23:07 PM
hmm as tempting as that sounds.... I think I need my knees. But thanks for the offer. I'll let you know if i change my mind.
10/14/2009 3:24:26 PM
yeah i bet you need your knees
10/14/2009 3:25:12 PM
bmel
10/14/2009 3:25:17 PM
why am i so sleepy? i got a decent amount last night? if things don't improve gym/swimming looks doubtful....
10/14/2009 3:27:05 PM
man are you the bitter ex or what?
10/14/2009 3:29:00 PM
her dad is never going to get to walk her down the aisle
10/14/2009 4:09:22 PM
my mom just gotmad b/c i said fuck in my gchat status.*block*
10/14/2009 4:26:00 PM
I am serious about this headache. SHIT!
10/14/2009 4:28:10 PM
that'll teach them about not spending the money on a real backup system..just about lost everything both servers [Edited on October 14, 2009 at 4:34 PM. Reason : a]
10/14/2009 4:33:39 PM
Thank the gods, today went awesome compared to yesterday.I think I'm gonna be productive this afternoon... To a point, anyway.
10/14/2009 4:37:11 PM